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Any one know any good pick up lines???
Apr 30 2003 12:18am

Padawan On A Stick
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Padawan On A Stick
you know what i'm talking about
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When you are told something for years, you learn to accept it. But, after the truth is revealed, you feel conufusion, isolation, and depression. Then you ask, where do I belong? I'm searching for that answer.

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May 20 2003 03:33pm

Aeth S'kray
 - Retired
 Aeth S'kray

hehe, i guess it is. but you shouldnt make fun of poor ol' aeth... i've ruined my finger in schoolsport today. its all big and blue now, and i have to cool it with ice. so, i have to type with my left hand only.
and anyway, we could do this whole conversation in german if you ask *me* :P

edit: i wont edit my old post because it's really kinda funny. go ahead and laugh at poor aeth :D
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This comment was edited by Aeth S'kray on May 20 2003 03:35pm.

May 20 2003 03:24pm

Robbie
 - Student

What's up with you Aeth? Are you drunk or are you just missing all the keys today? Do you even know how to spell :D

I'm gonna wait for this answer and see if it's as funny as the first :P

May 20 2003 03:16pm

Aeth S'kray
 - Retired
 Aeth S'kray

got to dance course and hope she goes aswell ;)

if you completed the dance course and she wasnt in there, well you still now how to get a girl to dance with you... not too bad either.

if she goes at your school and your school has a backery do this:
-tell your frinnd to steal all the chicks money
-slap your friend and tell him a real friend would have done it for you
-steal all the chicks money yourself (chick shouldnt notice!)
-observe the chick
-go to the backery at the same time with her
-the moment she realises she has no money, you pull out a 50$ bill and ask her if you may pay for her

:D
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Aeth S'kray *June 2002 +September 2003

May 19 2003 11:21pm

Speckz
 - Ex-Student

you just have to have confidence. my theory is that when you show someone your interested if they have any interest you it will be multiplied 10 fold. be confident confident confident

May 19 2003 10:53pm

Fizz of Belouve
 - Student
 Fizz of Belouve

huh ? u just walk up to her, ask to talk to her in private then tell her u fancy her girlfriend.... or one of hers... whats the problem here ?
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"Renfield, you idiot!"


May 19 2003 10:08pm

Padawan On A Stick
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 Padawan On A Stick

lol not necessarily
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When you are told something for years, you learn to accept it. But, after the truth is revealed, you feel conufusion, isolation, and depression. Then you ask, where do I belong? I'm searching for that answer.

May 16 2003 10:21am

Flamori Athena
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 Flamori Athena

She knows and she hasn't said anything...well that's her problem.
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May 15 2003 09:51pm

Padawan On A Stick
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 Padawan On A Stick

yep... but hey its not like it'll be successful...:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(
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When you are told something for years, you learn to accept it. But, after the truth is revealed, you feel conufusion, isolation, and depression. Then you ask, where do I belong? I'm searching for that answer.

May 10 2003 10:02am

Flamori Athena
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 Flamori Athena

Does she know?
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May 08 2003 11:07pm

Tallepyon
 - Student
 Tallepyon

Here is something which can turn real interesting. First you drop something on the floor and hopefully the girl will bend down to pick it up. Then you say "while your down there"
This can turn ugly so I would be careful with this one lol:D

May 08 2003 09:49pm

Padawan On A Stick
 - Student
 Padawan On A Stick

AHAHAH FLAMORI 1 try about 1 year... i'm some dumb shit... and fizz... her best friend knows... OMG!!!


P.S.
uhh 4 got uhhh... o yeah... i kinda don't got the guts... me=chicken her= dunno, though she is hot...

P.P.S.
uhh like everyone knows uhh... how do u get to ask her to ask u to tell her who u like??? big question eh??
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When you are told something for years, you learn to accept it. But, after the truth is revealed, you feel conufusion, isolation, and depression. Then you ask, where do I belong? I'm searching for that answer.

This comment was edited by Padawan On A Stick on May 08 2003 09:58pm.

May 08 2003 12:54pm

Fizz of Belouve
 - Student
 Fizz of Belouve

as my grandmaster Ulic once suggested, confess your love to her best girlfriend, or similiar person.

mostly, girls start to like you then, so its a win/win situation. ;)
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One of the Belouve boys, founder of the mighty FiZZsters
Midbie council #20 - Fizz - #1933 - Jan '03 - Aug '04

"Renfield, you idiot!"


May 08 2003 12:36pm

Kueller
 - Student
 Kueller

Well I know what to not say:
"I think we met before"
Oh and don't rush it. Most girls want it smooth. And don't go walking everywhere she is, she'll think you're her puppy and you'll never get a shot that way.
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May 08 2003 11:26am

Flamori Athena
 - Student
 Flamori Athena

Look Paddy, I'm 13 too. Not that I have a girlfriend yet, but that's because *she* was in my last school, don't really get many chances to talk to her.

Are you just trying to get lines or do you actually have someone in mind?

If you do, my advice is to befriend her first, and wait maybe a month or so, (If you can't wait that long too bad for you, I waited three months :D) then try and get her to ask you who you like, (That happens a lot with 13-year olds, right?) then hit her with the big one. (Don't stammer like kids normally do during such confessions, just say it like you're announcing dinner.)

Her immediate response will be, "No way, you're just trying to get me off your back." The awnser varies in different parts of the world. Then tell as many people as possible the same thing, that you like her. You can actually do this with more than one girl at the same time, that way you stand more chance.

Note: If you're good enough, you can keep it up and get her more and more intrested in who you *really* like, and hopefully will start to see your good points.

That's what I'm doing anyway. Then why hasn't it worked yet, you ask? It will, it will. Just give me some time.
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May 07 2003 03:48pm

Tiamat-
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 Tiamat-

One of My favourite:

- Hey baby, how about pizza and some sex ?
*slap*
- WHAAT ? You dont like pizza ??
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May 07 2003 01:00pm

Robbie
 - Student

You want a pick up line? Try this!

"Hey, you look like my next girlfriend"

May 07 2003 12:07pm

aph3x
 - Retired
 aph3x

i swear to god this works. find out what school she goes to and be like like "....so you go to -whateverschool" dude it works i dont know why but it does. i get my mac down on it w/ that one :D

May 07 2003 03:07am

Buzz
 - Student
 Buzz

For a slap in the face approach you could try this:

Walk up to a girl say "I bet you a dollar I can touch your breast without using my hands"

If she accepts, touch her breast, give her a dollar, brace yourself
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May 07 2003 02:12am

Hector Thrawn
 - Ex-Student
 Hector Thrawn

best way to pick women up: find one thats light, sneak up on her, lift, run....

ok, here is another one i really like, bound to fix you up:

"sorry, but i couldnt help but notice the trouble your in" (response such as "what trouble?";) "you must be low on cash, here, let me buy you a paper bag."

::edit:: that should read: this is bound to make you need a fix up, sorry.:empire:

This comment was edited by Hector Thrawn on May 07 2003 02:13am.

May 07 2003 12:41am

Bodster
 - Ex-Student

Good pick up lines...

Got it! (just after picking it up)
Nearly got the bugger (just missed picking it up)
Sod that! (Seeing that its impossible to pick up)
Anyone got a magnet and string? (picking up metal object)

May 07 2003 12:01am

Fonz
 - Student
 Fonz

God, if your anything like me that's the last thing you want to be :P j/k
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May 06 2003 11:25pm

koushka
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 koushka

Be yourself :eek:
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May 06 2003 11:11pm

Fizz of Belouve
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 Fizz of Belouve

rofl coz fools are drunk ?

geez....
the average 13. year old kid over here gets drunk more or less regularly
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One of the Belouve boys, founder of the mighty FiZZsters
Midbie council #20 - Fizz - #1933 - Jan '03 - Aug '04

"Renfield, you idiot!"


May 06 2003 09:32pm

Padawan On A Stick
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 Padawan On A Stick

lol, I'm just 13... and bsides, i don't want to be a fool in the whole school...
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When you are told something for years, you learn to accept it. But, after the truth is revealed, you feel conufusion, isolation, and depression. Then you ask, where do I belong? I'm searching for that answer.

May 06 2003 09:29pm

Fizz of Belouve
 - Student
 Fizz of Belouve

you can drink a lot, u'll have the guts then.
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One of the Belouve boys, founder of the mighty FiZZsters
Midbie council #20 - Fizz - #1933 - Jan '03 - Aug '04

"Renfield, you idiot!"


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