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Padawan On A Stick - Student  |
you know what i'm talking about _______________ When you are told something for years, you learn to accept it. But, after the truth is revealed, you feel conufusion, isolation, and depression. Then you ask, where do I belong? I'm searching for that answer. |
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Icco - Student 
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Hi  _______________ "this is Icco. Icco is old. Icco is lost. Icco is cool, but Icco doesn't know what the meaning of 'macrophageal sex'." - Vaughn /Icco |
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Hector Thrawn - Ex-Student 
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here is one of my favorites : "are you feeling as good as im looking?... let me feel you and find out." (Get Fuzzy fans may recognize this one BUCKY FOREVER!!!) |
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SilkMonkey - Distributor of Cold Ones 
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Pick up lines work, but not seriously. I use them to get an initial smile or something, then I'm like "Yeah I'm joking, my name is blah blah bla, and you are?" And so forth. _______________ |-HK-47 -SilkMonkey: You are receiving a warning for being_too_sexy. If you do not stop, action will be taken against you.|| (11:13:43) � Virtue dances for Silk ||Smiling owner of Smilykrazy's 6000th comment =) ||Odan Wei's Proud Big Brother|| Janus is my official TaruTaru Cuddly Animal Type Person. ||(@Virtue) Or you could just be a man and set fire to your genitals.....you won't fall asleep for days after that.......trust me.||Thomas Skywalker er for sexy for sitt eget beste!!!!| Not changing sig until the JA loosens up. (Started: Aug 31, 2005) |
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JavaGuy - Student 
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"If I could rearrange the alphabet, U and I would be together." _______________ My signature is only one line. You're welcome. |
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Jacen Aratan - Student |
But Helen, I thought you were marrieng Monthy??    |
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Arcuss - Student 
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Are you ready for a night of earth moving love making? No? Mind laying still while I have one? |
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Padawan On A Stick - Student 
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*bump* _______________ When you are told something for years, you learn to accept it. But, after the truth is revealed, you feel conufusion, isolation, and depression. Then you ask, where do I belong? I'm searching for that answer. |
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Padawan On A Stick - Student 
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how true... monty's misses, tried it blah blah blah blah blah blah blah...(key- blah=u dont wanna know) _______________ When you are told something for years, you learn to accept it. But, after the truth is revealed, you feel conufusion, isolation, and depression. Then you ask, where do I belong? I'm searching for that answer. |
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Fizz of Belouve - Student 
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well, plz stick to the crazy thread for crazy pickup lines.... uhm, well, if a girl confesses that she fancies you, she isnt that interesting anymore, coz u know u can get her, and its just the same other way round. so seriously, my best tip is to confess to any girl that you like a friend of her. hasn't even be to be true, but at least u will make the girl curious  _______________ One of the Belouve boys, founder of the mighty FiZZsters Midbie council #20 - Fizz - #1933 - Jan '03 - Aug '04 "Renfield, you idiot!" |
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Dicemaster - Student 
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don't use this one, it won't work, but its funny "Hey wanna do math?" "Sure" "ok we will go back to my house, add the bed, subtract the cloths, divide the legs, and hope we don't multiply" lol sry thats one of my favorites, alough i wouldn't use it then theres this, the direct approch "face crotch now" lol and theres "Nice shoes, Wanna F*CK?" and..... "Wanna play pearl harbor?" "Ok" "ok we I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outa me" um....... i've got more but thats all i'm going to list here lol Don't use those all you'll get is a slap in the face -Dice _______________ Dicemaster |
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Hèlèñ¢å†hè®îñè - Student 
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ladies point of view pickup lines don't work , the only thing that works is a simple hello....then all you have to do is be yourself, make her smile, laugh, listen to her when she's talking, most of all make her feel comfortable...women don't like smart arsed lads who think they are great (or maybe thats just me lmao)if you can do all that, then ask for her number.....you'll surely get it _______________ Treat others the way you expect to be treated
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Trekked - Student 
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i need a ride can you give me one? _______________ he's a Real nowhere man,Sitting in his Nowhere land.making all his Nowhere plans for nobody |
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Virtue - Jedi Council 
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"I've lost my Phone Number, can I borrow yours?" "Did it hurt?" - "What?" - "When you fell from Heaven?" "My face is leaving in 30 minutes, I want you to be on it!" "Here's a quarter, call your Mom and tell her you won't be coming home tonight." And the all time old skool Brittish one... "Grab yer jacket Love - You've pulled!" - Virtmeister.  _______________ Academy Architect |
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Trekked - Student
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what's a Topic? i don't know no Topic. nono there's been some misunderstnding! _______________ he's a Real nowhere man,Sitting in his Nowhere land.making all his Nowhere plans for nobody |
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Aeth S'kray - Retired 
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said it before: "i've ruined my finger in schoolsport today" and now GO BACK TO TOPIC! _______________ Aeth S'kray *June 2002 +September 2003 |
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Trekked - Student
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so how did u hurt your Hand? did u slam it in a door? get it run-over? have it Scratched up by a cat? _______________ he's a Real nowhere man,Sitting in his Nowhere land.making all his Nowhere plans for nobody |
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Aeth S'kray - Retired
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What? Aww, come on, lets go back to topic... geez _______________ Aeth S'kray *June 2002 +September 2003 |
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Trekked - Student
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I READ THAT!!!!! _______________ he's a Real nowhere man,Sitting in his Nowhere land.making all his Nowhere plans for nobody |
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Aeth S'kray - Retired
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(muttering voice) then i think i've got you wrong... _______________ Aeth S'kray *June 2002 +September 2003 |
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Trekked - Student
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(worried voice)welll ummm..errr hmmmmmm...nope _______________ he's a Real nowhere man,Sitting in his Nowhere land.making all his Nowhere plans for nobody |
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Aeth S'kray - Retired
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you dont like my lifestory? _______________ Aeth S'kray *June 2002 +September 2003 |
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Trekked - Student
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(in sarcastic voice)i am right now Posting my onlines life story _______________ he's a Real nowhere man,Sitting in his Nowhere land.making all his Nowhere plans for nobody |
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Aeth S'kray - Retired
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hehe, i guess it is. but you shouldnt make fun of poor ol' aeth... i've ruined my finger in schoolsport today. its all big and blue now, and i have to cool it with ice. so, i have to type with my left hand only. and anyway, we could do this whole conversation in german if you ask *me* edit: i wont edit my old post because it's really kinda funny. go ahead and laugh at poor aeth _______________ Aeth S'kray *June 2002 +September 2003 This comment was edited by Aeth S'kray on May 20 2003 03:35pm. |
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Robbie - Student |
What's up with you Aeth? Are you drunk or are you just missing all the keys today? Do you even know how to spell I'm gonna wait for this answer and see if it's as funny as the first |
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Aeth S'kray - Retired
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got to dance course and hope she goes aswell if you completed the dance course and she wasnt in there, well you still now how to get a girl to dance with you... not too bad either. if she goes at your school and your school has a backery do this: -tell your frinnd to steal all the chicks money -slap your friend and tell him a real friend would have done it for you -steal all the chicks money yourself (chick shouldnt notice!) -observe the chick -go to the backery at the same time with her -the moment she realises she has no money, you pull out a 50$ bill and ask her if you may pay for her _______________ Aeth S'kray *June 2002 +September 2003 |
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