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CNN Contest--Compete!
Apr 30 2003 04:31am

Ulic Belouve
 - Student
Ulic Belouve
OK, so...

CNN admitted that in the Iraqi crisis, they were influenced by Iraqi officials, merely so they could get reporters and cameras in Iraq. So they sold their souls for exclusive coverage. No one will trust their news again.

And their CNN polls are far from scientific. It makes me wanna vomit.

So anyways:

CONTEST!
CONTEST!
CONTEST!

Come up with the best acronym for CNN.

Current entries are:
Crappy Nutjob Network -- Ulic
Cock Numbing Necrophiliacs --Doobie
Completly Not Newsworhty --Kalhaka


Winner gets to see Connie Chung naked. Nah, just kidding. Winner gets, um, well, the pride of winning. And I know you are all slaves to winning.
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Jedi do not fight for peace. That's only a slogan, and is as misleading as slogans always are. Jedi fight for civilization, because only civilization creates peace.

Poll
So, I have narrowed the entries down to 5. The winner will be the people's choice. I will cast my vote as well, eventually.

Who is your favorite?

vote results
Doobie--Cock Numbing Necrophiliacs Doobie--Cock Numbing Necrophiliacs [5 votes] [42%]
Bubu--Certified Nephology Nurses Bubu--Certified Nephology Nurses [0 votes] [0%]
Battlin' Billy--Carnivorous Noob Nibblers Battlin' Billy--Carnivorous Noob Nibblers [2 votes] [17%]
Aphex--Cult of Neonsensical Nerfherders Aphex--Cult of Neonsensical Nerfherders [4 votes] [33%]
Kalheka--Completely Nutless Non-journalists Kalheka--Completely Nutless Non-journalists [1 vote] [8%]

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Comments
Oct 13 2003 05:07am

Ulic Belouve
 - Student
 Ulic Belouve

Java...to your comment and link, I can only say:

That's probably because those females have regular "breast examns" as well.
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Jedi do not fight for peace. That's only a slogan, and is as misleading as slogans always are. Jedi fight for civilization, because only civilization creates peace.

Oct 13 2003 01:51am

JavaGuy
 - Student
 JavaGuy

I have _always_ called them the Communist News Network. Anyway, look at this:

http://www4.ncsu.edu/~brwilli2/cnn.html


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Oct 13 2003 12:07am

Ulic Belouve
 - Student
 Ulic Belouve

And as of this time, the poll is closed.

DOOBIE WINS WITH 45% OF THE VOTE!!!!!

I'll find some odd medal for you to have, you know me, always losing stuff.
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Jedi do not fight for peace. That's only a slogan, and is as misleading as slogans always are. Jedi fight for civilization, because only civilization creates peace.

This comment was edited by Ulic Belouve on Oct 13 2003 12:07am.

Oct 11 2003 06:06am

Ulic Belouve
 - Student
 Ulic Belouve

I'll end the voting Saturday night, for anyone interested, and announce the winner.
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Jedi do not fight for peace. That's only a slogan, and is as misleading as slogans always are. Jedi fight for civilization, because only civilization creates peace.

Oct 11 2003 02:53am

EAF_fencer3
 - Student
 EAF_fencer3

lol dj's not in this one, billy
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Oct 10 2003 07:47pm

Battlin' Billy
 - Student
 Battlin' Billy

Yeah! What Bubu said...

So far, it looks like doobie's is in the lead.

edit: Ooops! I need to read more carefully, I fixed it.

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This comment was edited by Battlin' Billy on Oct 11 2003 08:27pm.

Oct 10 2003 12:07am

EAF_fencer3
 - Student
 EAF_fencer3

Is it too late for another entry?

Concededly Nutless N00bs
:D:D:D



P.S.
I've always hated CNN ;)
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Oct 09 2003 01:24pm

Bubu
 - Hubbub
 Bubu

BUMP!!

who won? :D
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May 06 2003 04:53am

Takoa
 - Student
 Takoa

competetive nazi neighbors
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May 04 2003 10:00pm

Kalheka
 - Student
 Kalheka

Completely Nutless Non-Journalists
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May 04 2003 08:55pm

TiTo (inactive)
 - Student
 TiTo (inactive)

Cooperative Neuro-ejaculating Nakedness



:P
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May 04 2003 07:00pm

Fizz of Belouve
 - Student
 Fizz of Belouve

Chieftains Nerdish Navigators
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May 04 2003 06:47pm

Battlin' Billy
 - Student
 Battlin' Billy

Carnivorous Noob Nibblers

(damn you Ulic! You got me thinkin about this damn contest in RL™ :D)

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May 03 2003 05:24pm

Battlin' Billy
 - Student
 Battlin' Billy

Cowardly Nutty Neighbors

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Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss
JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend
Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE!


May 03 2003 02:41pm

Bubu
 - Hubbub
 Bubu

Certified Nephrology Nurse :P
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May 03 2003 09:36am

Loaf
 - Ex-Student
 Loaf

damn, so many left/right wing phrases :P
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May 03 2003 08:47am

xAnAtOs
 - Student

Could Never Newsreport :)
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May 03 2003 07:46am

Silent Whisper
 - Retired
 Silent Whisper

Cultists, Not Nuns
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May 03 2003 05:11am

aph3x
 - Retired
 aph3x

Cult of the Nonsensical Nerfherders

i win

Apr 30 2003 05:20pm

Battlin' Billy
 - Student
 Battlin' Billy

C*ck Nuzzling Nitwits

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Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE!


Apr 30 2003 04:47pm

Fizz of Belouve
 - Student
 Fizz of Belouve

thats a little harsh, but anyway, dont take that too seriously:

Communist Neo Nazis


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Midbie council #20 - Fizz - #1933 - Jan '03 - Aug '04

"Renfield, you idiot!"


Apr 30 2003 11:16am

Bubu
 - Hubbub
 Bubu

Crappy New Nonsense
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make install -not war

Apr 30 2003 09:15am

Acey Spadey
 - Student
 Acey Spadey

Catipulting Nude Nuns
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(Random hella old quote) <Fizz of Belouve> .. in sovjet russia, cereals spit at YOU!
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Apr 30 2003 06:35am

Loaf
 - Ex-Student
 Loaf

C*** N*** N***




sons a b******
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Apr 30 2003 04:32am

Kalheka
 - Student
 Kalheka

Crap, Not News
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Death is only the beginning.

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