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L33t Darksider
May 03 2003 08:46pm

Jake Kainite
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Jake Kainite
Yes heres my latest, read it and weep plo :)

I'm an evil jedi master
my powers cause disaster
you think you're quick
but thats not true
because I am simply faster
don't bother me
with your weak lightside sh*t
don't you think its time
you gave up and quit

You don't stand a chance
the force is my tool
you follow your weak philosophy
you are such a fool
Even that weakling yoda
was lieing to himself
he secretly had dark tendencies
hidden on his shelf

now I shall complete your training
Show you the true nature of the Force
you've learnt all you can of Jedi
now seek a more powerful source
You limit yourself with discipline
just accept your fate
its time you were to serve me
give in to your hate...

The emperor was incompetent
I assure you I will not be
I will sit upon my throne
no lightside Jedi can stop me
You see you simply do not have the power but maybe I'll give you a chance tah
join with me and be my slave
In time you'll call me Master.......


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Apprenctice of Jedi Master Ascari (deceased)
Descended from a line of great Jedi
Will argue any point of view from any side :D

This post was edited by Jake Kainite on May 03 2003 08:47pm.

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Jun 20 2003 09:37am

Jake Kainite
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 Jake Kainite

yeah, I'm a lightsider myself :) but I thought the darkside deserved a bit of recognition.
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Descended from a line of great Jedi
Will argue any point of view from any side :D


Jun 20 2003 02:18am

Plo Koon
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 Plo Koon

I beseech you to reconsider with me.Stop this game of bullying the galaxy--its beneath you,beneath conempt! it offends the jedi way.


May the force guide you to your path,but let us know i shall never be turned! :D
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Jun 19 2003 11:38am

Jake Kainite
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 Jake Kainite

*bump* I'm proud of this one :)
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Descended from a line of great Jedi
Will argue any point of view from any side :D


May 04 2003 01:03pm

TiTo (inactive)
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 TiTo (inactive)

What's up? You say you wanna be down?
Ease back, or muthafu*ka get beat down.
Out my face, fool I'm the illest,
Bulletproof; I die harder than Bruce Willis.
Got my crew in effect, I bought em new Jags,
So much cash, gotta keep it in Hefty bags.
All I think about is keys and Gs
Imagine that: me workin at Mickey D's (ha ha ha ha).
That's a joke cause I'm never gonna be broke,
When I die there'll be bullets and gunsmoke.
I care nothing bout you, and that's evident.
All I love's my dope and dead presidents.
Sound crazy? Well it isn't.
The ends justifies the means, that's the system.
Ya don't like my lifestyle? F**k you!
I'm rollin with the darkside crew!

The darkside's stronger: you cant ever doubt that.
Unless you're green, and little, ignoring the fact,
That i'll beat you down within a second and shout:
"There is no such thing as lighties that can take me out!"
Okay-okay, so maybe you're confident!
That makes no difference to me; i'll still make you wrenge!
Cash and power is what that comes to me!
What do you have? Hope's of freedom!
'Dealt with ease!
Only at the end will you ever understand,
That the Dark side IS what makes a man!
Absorb all you want, and i'll kick you butt!
Cause a true Darksider cares nothing 'bout such!

:P
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Coming to take back my title as "Most insane 'person' in the JA"
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This comment was edited by TiTo (inactive) on May 04 2003 01:06pm.

May 04 2003 08:27am

Plo Koon
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 Plo Koon

:P
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May 04 2003 07:16am

Flamori Athena
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 Flamori Athena

Both sides are wrong
To prove this I'll sing a little song
And prove to you that
In real life not aimless chat
Using both sides as one
Has a more desired outcome
Grippin' n Healin'
Mind Trick n Lightning!
That is why without a doubt
I own and you suck trout
There is no dark, no light
Only one united Force, so give up n end the fight
Cause you know that I'm right
There is no dark no light
When using both sides as one
Victory swiftly comes
No this is no philosophy rave
And that is why
I kick ass n you'll cry
The end of the force is nigh
So while you can get yourselves high
Tomorrow's a different story...

Damn I can't handle it!
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May 04 2003 03:38am

Plo Koon
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 Plo Koon

Lol... :)
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May 04 2003 01:56am

Silencio
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 Silencio

I agree with Jake
Plo's just fake
the darkside's just strong
lighties are wrong
I'll grip ya, trip ya
flip ya, dip ya
Whatever ya say
Darkie's tha way:D
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May 03 2003 11:17pm

Plo Koon
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 Plo Koon

hehe! cool :P......


Im a Lightside master,
Jakes a bad guy too
but when we fight
he looks like,
Jaster(dex's diner)

Jake thinks hes all cool,
with this darkside SH*T,
but when it comes down to it,
im the shiz-nit

Jake calm your mind,
in time you will learn,
please relax,
put down the saber,
its my turn,

dont let the darkside be your phate,
in time you will learn to drop
this
Hate!


ehehe :D
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