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Again, stuff you might have seeen before, but hey, it's still worth the post.  These are ment to be read in cunjunction with each other, makes it that much funnier.  Top Ten Rules..... That Guys WISH Girls Followed 10. if you ask a question you don't really want an answer to, expect an answer that you really didn't want to hear. 9. when we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine - REALLY. 8. ask for what you want. ( lets be clear on this one : ) subtle hints don't work. strong hints don't work. really obvious hints don't work. JUST SAY IT! 7. we're not mind readers, and we never will be, our lack of mind reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you. 6. yes and no are perfectly acceptable answers to almost any question. 5. it is neither in your best interest nor ours to talk any quiz together. 4. anything we said six months ago is inadmissible in an argument. all comments become null and void after seven days. 3. you can either ask us to do something, or tell us how you want it done, not both. 2. if we ask you 'what's wrong' and you say 'nothing', we will act like nothing is wrong. we know that you are lying, but its just not worth the hassle. 1. if something we may have said or done could be interpreted two ways, and one of those ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one. >WORDS WOMEN USE > >FINE >This is the word women use to end an argument when >they feel they are right and you need to shut up. >Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks - this >will cause you to have one of those arguments. > >FIVE MINUTES >This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five >minutes that your football game is going to last >before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade. > >NOTHING >This means "something," and you should be on your >toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the >feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, >upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually >signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" >and end with "Fine" > >GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows) >This is a dare. One that will result in a woman >getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the >word "Fine" > >GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows) >This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I >don't care" You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" >in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and >"Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five >Minutes" when she cools off. > >LOUD SIGH >This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal >statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" >means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and >wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and >arguing with you over "Nothing". > >SOFT SIGH >Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement."Soft >Sighs" mean that she is content. Your best bet is to >not move or breathe, and she will stay content. > >THAT'S OKAY >This is one of the most dangerous statements that a >woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she >wants to think long and hard before paying you back >for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" >is often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction >with a "Raised Eyebrow." > >GO AHEAD >At some point in the near future, you are going to be >in some mighty big trouble. > >PLEASE DO >This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is >giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse >or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you >have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so >be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay" > >THANKS >A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say you're >welcome. > >THANKS A LOT >This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will >say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at >you. It signifies that you have offended her in some >callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh." >Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud >Sigh," as she will only tell you "Nothing" _______________ I'm crazy, not stupid. This post was edited by Sared on May 05 2003 06:16am. |
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DoriaN - Ex-Student 
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I'm not scared, can't do anything to me, I'm in france, unless they can climb through a telephone cable, then I think I'm ok. Or fly here and waste a lot of money on a ticket, still they don't know my address nor where I live exaclty, don't know the country to well either. Don't lose any sleep over it guys. _______________ JiM This comment was edited by DoriaN on May 09 2003 02:04pm. |
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Jacen Aratan - Student |
Omg, what if.... what if.... what if Whispy sees Wolverine's post?! She will take it as a dare! *Crawls back under his shell hotel (the rock is getting a paint job) and hides* |
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Fonz - Student 
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Wolverine are you insane?!? - Lian he didn't mean it honestly - Please don't sigh loudly  /me hides _______________ Support bacteria, they're the only culture some people have. This comment was edited by Fonz on May 09 2003 12:48pm. |
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Fizz of Belouve - Student 
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omg I am out of here *runs away for real now* _______________ One of the Belouve boys, founder of the mighty FiZZsters Midbie council #20 - Fizz - #1933 - Jan '03 - Aug '04 "Renfield, you idiot!" |
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DoriaN - Ex-Student
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What is she going to do, if you have read the post, you'll see women are no threat. _______________ JiM |
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Vaughn - Student 
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obviously Hector your wrong. You just read the section on Thanks alot. Now Lian is angry, and we are all going to die _______________ When you become an actor, you become the person, and you dont act anymore. You just are. - Tyler HP, Taught by Mr G Simpson |
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Hector Thrawn - Ex-Student 
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wait, wait, my mind reading ability says.... nope, no sarcasme there |
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Lian Del Rey - Student 
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Thanks a lot. _______________ slorp |
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DJ Sith - Jedi Council 
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#7 is right on the mark. _______________ My car is made of Nerf. |
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Fizz of Belouve - Student
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that is just impossible. but be sure if you meet a girl that doesnt seem to fit into the scheme, it is the queen of all evil.... _______________ One of the Belouve boys, founder of the mighty FiZZsters Midbie council #20 - Fizz - #1933 - Jan '03 - Aug '04 "Renfield, you idiot!" |
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DoriaN - Ex-Student
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I agree completely. Get it straight women. Use that brain. _______________ JiM |
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Sared - Retired 
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_______________ I'm crazy, not stupid. |
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Blade_Knight - Student 
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Indeed, this is the most accurate list I've seen yet _______________ -=Brother to Nightcrawler and JediKnight13=- "I've been told my style is crasy and visually confusing."~Mikel Rider |
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Battlin' Billy - Student 
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LOL!!! Those Top 10 Rules are not just a joke! _______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! |
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