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Sared - Retired  |
Q: What do you put in a toaster? A: The answer is bread. If you said "toast," then give up now and go do something else before you hurt yourself. If you said "bread", go to the next question. -=+=- Q: Say "silk" five times. Now, spell "silk." What do cows drink? A: Cows drink water. If you said "milk," please do not attempt the next question. Your brain is obviously overstressed and may even overheat. It may be that you need to content yourself with reading something more appropriate such as "Children's World." If you said "water," then proceed to the next question. -=+=- Q: If a red house is made with red bricks, a blue house is made with blue bricks, a pink house is made with pink bricks, a black house is made with black bricks, what is a greenhouse made with? A: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said "green bricks," what the heck are you still doing here reading these questions? If you said "glass," then go on to the next question. -=+=- Q: Twenty years ago, a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over Germany. If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into West Germany and East Germany. Anyway, during the flight, TWO of the engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing. Unfortunately, the engine fails before he has time and the plane crashes smack in the middle of "no-man's-land" between East Germany and West Germany. Where would you bury the survivors - East Germany or West Germany or in "no-man's-land"? A: You don't, of course, bury the survivors. If you said ANYTHING else, you are a real dunce and you must NEVER try to rescue anyone from a plane crash. Your efforts would not be appreciated... If you said, "Don't bury the survivors" then proceed to the next question. -=+=- Q: If the hour hand on a clock moves 1/60th of a degree every minute, then how many degrees will the hour hand move in one hour? A: One degree. If you said "360 degrees" or anything else other than "one degree," you are to be congratulated on getting this far, but you are obviously out of your league. Turn your pencil in and exit the room. Everyone else proceed to the final question. -=+=- Q: Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus. In Reading, six people get off the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon, two people get off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get on. In Swansea, three people get off and five people get on. In Carmathen, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven. Now, what was the name of the bus driver? A: Oh, come on now... It was you! _______________ I'm crazy, not stupid. |
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Battlin' Billy - Student 
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...and Buzz wins!!!! OK, pick anything from the pocket knives up to the stuffed teddy bears! _______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! |
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Buzz - Student 
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Roosters don't lay eggs _______________ When you are going through Hell, keep going. -Sir Winston Churchill. Those who seek power and control of others, no matter the level, no matter the intentions, should never be given it. |
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Battlin' Billy - Student
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I just thought of another one: A rooster is sitting on the very top of a roof, right in the middle. If the rooster lays an egg, which side of the roof does it roll down? _______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! |
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Battlin' Billy - Student 
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Baby cows (calves) drink milk from their mothers, just like most other mammals. But that's not what the question was about. _______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! |
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Fonz - Student 
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I'm a.....uh....spoon, yeah spoon ...No that's not a tool - Doh! _______________ Support bacteria, they're the only culture some people have. |
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Plo Koon - Student 
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cows drink milk,and water,i saw it besides i got a few right =/ _______________ Free Tibet! Click this link,and learn Here too |
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Vaughn - Student 
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you are a... oh hex, whats it called. The stupid one! wait, your trying to say Ruler. arent you? _______________ When you become an actor, you become the person, and you dont act anymore. You just are. - Tyler HP, Taught by Mr G Simpson |
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Fizz of Belouve - Student 
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hm... a monkey wrench ?  _______________ One of the Belouve boys, founder of the mighty FiZZsters Midbie council #20 - Fizz - #1933 - Jan '03 - Aug '04 "Renfield, you idiot!" |
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Fonz - Student
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lol Fizz, don't really know, clearly i'm not intelligent enough to work it out - i'll leave it to you guys: What kind of tool am i? _______________ Support bacteria, they're the only culture some people have. |
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Flamori Athena - Student 
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I only missed the silk one...I thought you were going to try and make me say silk! Plus the clock one I was to lazy to even read the question after seeing "180 degrees". Screw Geography! _______________ «±» 21st on the Midbie Council, Profile ID: 2027 «±» True wisdom is the knowledge that you know nothing. |
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TiTo (inactive) - Student 
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The hour hand on a clock does not move ONE degree in an hour... Like Hector said: that is one fucked up clock! 360 hours from midnight till noon...  _______________ Not back yet... I'll come one day, I hope... The madman formerly (and still) known as Tito! Coming to take back my title as "Most insane 'person' in the JA" It's the bizzi, wizza, jizzi, Wizzil, Bizon, wizzay, Wizzat, fizzil ¶°TiTo°¶ - All work and no play makes Tito burn the bacon! - Officially cured from spamming!!!
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Hector Thrawn - Ex-Student 
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or like giving a fish caviar, they'll eat it sometimes |
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Loaf - Ex-Student 
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cows drink milk? thats like giving a pig bacon... _______________ The Notorious Conversation Killer |
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Fizz of Belouve - Student
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fonz, which tool do u look alike now ? _______________ One of the Belouve boys, founder of the mighty FiZZsters Midbie council #20 - Fizz - #1933 - Jan '03 - Aug '04 "Renfield, you idiot!" |
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Vaughn - Student
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there was another one In austrailia, they gave us a test like this. The first thing was 'put you rname in the box provided' the "Box" was a rectangle >_< _______________ When you become an actor, you become the person, and you dont act anymore. You just are. - Tyler HP, Taught by Mr G Simpson |
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koushka - Student 
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I am going to use this for my guys at work, they will get a kick out of it. _______________ Faithful Padawan of {SKX}Dark Blade My profile pic is luke skywalker 
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Hector Thrawn - Ex-Student 
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1: too easy 2: actually cows do drink milk in some situations 3: too much easier on paper 4: i got this, but what if the surviovors were traitors, and the crime was punishment by live burial? then you would bury them, but where? 5: that is one messed up clock! 6: woo hoo i got it all right (except i cheated, i used a calculator on the last one  )of course it helps that ive heard all of these quite afew times before.... |
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Sared - Retired 
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Hehe, I got a few right, you have to slow down and actually think. (ouch!) _______________ I'm crazy, not stupid. |
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Jello` - Student 
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lmao, i got 3 right :\ _______________ Brady Brothers: Orion-Greg, Furi0us-Peter, Me-Bobby. Long lost cousin to Flash. Midbie Council #007. Ex-JAK. |
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Fonz - Student 
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rofl - i love these things even if i do look like a tool after i have tried them _______________ Support bacteria, they're the only culture some people have. |
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