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May 12 2003 04:49pm

Arina
 - ex-Student
Arina
optimist: a person who starts taking a bath if he accidentally falls into a river:D
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<Shut up you gutless weasel.> -Rachel
"a day may come when the courage of men fails, but it is not this day, this day we fight"


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Jun 04 2003 07:16pm

Arina
 - Ex-Student
 Arina

:D
_______________
<Shut up you gutless weasel.> -Rachel
"a day may come when the courage of men fails, but it is not this day, this day we fight"


Jun 04 2003 06:19pm

Arina
 - Ex-Student
 Arina

(theinsaindomain is a funny place)the beaver is just a rat
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<Shut up you gutless weasel.> -Rachel
"a day may come when the courage of men fails, but it is not this day, this day we fight"


Jun 04 2003 06:14pm

Arina
 - Ex-Student
 Arina

what should I do if I find that I am dead

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<Shut up you gutless weasel.> -Rachel
"a day may come when the courage of men fails, but it is not this day, this day we fight"


Jun 04 2003 06:12pm

Arina
 - Ex-Student
 Arina

My spanish teacher bitches all the time. Is homicide justifiable for irritable school students?
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<Shut up you gutless weasel.> -Rachel
"a day may come when the courage of men fails, but it is not this day, this day we fight"


Jun 04 2003 06:10pm

Arina
 - Ex-Student
 Arina

You have no proof and I refuse to respond to these wild accusations
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<Shut up you gutless weasel.> -Rachel
"a day may come when the courage of men fails, but it is not this day, this day we fight"


Jun 04 2003 06:09pm

Arina
 - Ex-Student
 Arina

i hate people a lot.dont you
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<Shut up you gutless weasel.> -Rachel
"a day may come when the courage of men fails, but it is not this day, this day we fight"


Jun 04 2003 06:08pm

Arina
 - Ex-Student
 Arina

If the word horrible becomes horiffic, why does the word terrible become teriffic? Has the world gone mad!!!
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<Shut up you gutless weasel.> -Rachel
"a day may come when the courage of men fails, but it is not this day, this day we fight"


Jun 04 2003 06:07pm

Arina
 - Ex-Student
 Arina

If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic
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<Shut up you gutless weasel.> -Rachel
"a day may come when the courage of men fails, but it is not this day, this day we fight"


Jun 04 2003 06:05pm

Arina
 - Ex-Student
 Arina

where did the word gibberish come from?did it come from the giber people
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<Shut up you gutless weasel.> -Rachel
"a day may come when the courage of men fails, but it is not this day, this day we fight"


Jun 04 2003 06:04pm

Arina
 - Ex-Student
 Arina

Why doesn't tarzan have a beard
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<Shut up you gutless weasel.> -Rachel
"a day may come when the courage of men fails, but it is not this day, this day we fight"


Jun 04 2003 06:02pm

Arina
 - Ex-Student
 Arina

Why are they called buildings when they'er already finished? Shouldn't they be called builts?-
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<Shut up you gutless weasel.> -Rachel
"a day may come when the courage of men fails, but it is not this day, this day we fight"


Jun 04 2003 05:59pm

Arina
 - Ex-Student
 Arina

What is it that prevents me from getting up in the morning and screaming
"FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
at the top of my voice as I realise that there's no point getting up at all.
_______________
<Shut up you gutless weasel.> -Rachel
"a day may come when the courage of men fails, but it is not this day, this day we fight"


Jun 04 2003 05:59pm

Arina
 - Ex-Student
 Arina

Why do the birds attack my windows?

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<Shut up you gutless weasel.> -Rachel
"a day may come when the courage of men fails, but it is not this day, this day we fight"


Jun 04 2003 05:58pm

Arina
 - Ex-Student
 Arina

If you had a choice would it be the only choice you had?

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<Shut up you gutless weasel.> -Rachel
"a day may come when the courage of men fails, but it is not this day, this day we fight"


Jun 04 2003 05:57pm

Arina
 - Ex-Student
 Arina

we are bread to suffer and born to die...humans are truly vile creaters, dont you think-- demonboy

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<Shut up you gutless weasel.> -Rachel
"a day may come when the courage of men fails, but it is not this day, this day we fight"


Jun 04 2003 05:56pm

Arina
 - Ex-Student
 Arina

if i found your house and went in and killed you what would you do...gopostal

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<Shut up you gutless weasel.> -Rachel
"a day may come when the courage of men fails, but it is not this day, this day we fight"


Jun 04 2003 05:55pm

Arina
 - Ex-Student
 Arina

So, how are you doing today ... well, that's todays social-talk, NOW GET BACK TO WORK!!!

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<Shut up you gutless weasel.> -Rachel
"a day may come when the courage of men fails, but it is not this day, this day we fight"


Jun 04 2003 05:54pm

Arina
 - Ex-Student
 Arina

okay then, what's the difference between a Satanist and a Devil worshipper?

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<Shut up you gutless weasel.> -Rachel
"a day may come when the courage of men fails, but it is not this day, this day we fight"


Jun 04 2003 05:52pm

Arina
 - Ex-Student
 Arina

dont you... realize...that evil...(get redy for it now)..lives in the mothafukin' skin!?

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<Shut up you gutless weasel.> -Rachel
"a day may come when the courage of men fails, but it is not this day, this day we fight"


Jun 04 2003 05:52pm

Arina
 - Ex-Student
 Arina

im confused....(wispering)will you help me.......?

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<Shut up you gutless weasel.> -Rachel
"a day may come when the courage of men fails, but it is not this day, this day we fight"


Jun 04 2003 05:51pm

Arina
 - Ex-Student
 Arina

If a potatoe is a mini-van, then would a bag of chesse be a sports car?

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<Shut up you gutless weasel.> -Rachel
"a day may come when the courage of men fails, but it is not this day, this day we fight"


Jun 04 2003 05:48pm

Arina
 - Ex-Student
 Arina

If I tell you where i live, will you kill my brother?

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<Shut up you gutless weasel.> -Rachel
"a day may come when the courage of men fails, but it is not this day, this day we fight"


Jun 04 2003 05:47pm

Arina
 - Ex-Student
 Arina

How do you infuse a watermellon with alchohol?

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<Shut up you gutless weasel.> -Rachel
"a day may come when the courage of men fails, but it is not this day, this day we fight"


Jun 04 2003 05:39pm

cHoSeN oNe
 - Retired
 cHoSeN oNe

Anticipation of death is worse than death itself
-Steven Seagal
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Get busy living, or get busy dying.

Jun 04 2003 04:34pm

Virtue
 - Jedi Council
 Virtue

Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the morning?

Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?

Why is abbreviation such a long word?

Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted.

If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights off?


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Academy Architect

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