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May 12 2003 04:49pm

Arina
 - ex-Student
Arina
optimist: a person who starts taking a bath if he accidentally falls into a river:D
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<Shut up you gutless weasel.> -Rachel
"a day may come when the courage of men fails, but it is not this day, this day we fight"


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May 12 2003 10:57pm

Fizz of Belouve
 - Student
 Fizz of Belouve

Fortune: You will be attacked next Wednesday at 3:15 p.m. by six samuri
sword wielding purple fish glued to Harley-Davidson motorcycles.

Oh, and have a nice day!
-- Bryce Nesbitt '84
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One of the Belouve boys, founder of the mighty FiZZsters
Midbie council #20 - Fizz - #1933 - Jan '03 - Aug '04

"Renfield, you idiot!"


May 12 2003 08:18pm

Fizz of Belouve
 - Student
 Fizz of Belouve

If money can't buy happiness, I guess you'll just have to rent it.


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One of the Belouve boys, founder of the mighty FiZZsters
Midbie council #20 - Fizz - #1933 - Jan '03 - Aug '04

"Renfield, you idiot!"


May 12 2003 08:07pm

Loaf
 - Ex-Student
 Loaf

See below
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The Notorious Conversation Killer



May 12 2003 07:31pm

Jake Kainite
 - Student
 Jake Kainite

He who questions training, only trains himself to ask questions :)

Once you can balance a tack hammer on your head, you can strike with a balanced attack
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Apprenctice of Jedi Master Ascari (deceased)
Descended from a line of great Jedi
Will argue any point of view from any side :D


May 12 2003 06:17pm

Sniya
 - Student
 Sniya

SEE QUOTE BELOW
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The real question is not whether machines think but whether men do.
Bertrand Russell
http://www.thejediacademy.net/forums_detail_page.php?f_id=970


May 12 2003 06:15pm

Fizz of Belouve
 - Student
 Fizz of Belouve

uhm... fortune ?

He who teaches himself, makes a fool of his teacher.
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One of the Belouve boys, founder of the mighty FiZZsters
Midbie council #20 - Fizz - #1933 - Jan '03 - Aug '04

"Renfield, you idiot!"


May 12 2003 05:52pm

Arina
 - Ex-Student
 Arina

why, in a country of free speech are there phone bills?
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<Shut up you gutless weasel.> -Rachel
"a day may come when the courage of men fails, but it is not this day, this day we fight"


May 12 2003 05:40pm

Arina
 - Ex-Student
 Arina

my mind not only wanders; somtimes it leaves completely
_______________
<Shut up you gutless weasel.> -Rachel
"a day may come when the courage of men fails, but it is not this day, this day we fight"


May 12 2003 05:34pm

Arina
 - Ex-Student
 Arina

experience is somthing you don't get until just after you need it
_______________
<Shut up you gutless weasel.> -Rachel
"a day may come when the courage of men fails, but it is not this day, this day we fight"


May 12 2003 05:31pm

Arina
 - Ex-Student
 Arina

i have lots more
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<Shut up you gutless weasel.> -Rachel
"a day may come when the courage of men fails, but it is not this day, this day we fight"


May 12 2003 05:23pm

Fonz
 - Student
 Fonz

ok i give up you win ;):P
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Support bacteria, they're the only culture some people have.

May 12 2003 05:20pm

Arina
 - Ex-Student
 Arina

just when you get really good at somthing, you don't need to do it anymore
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<Shut up you gutless weasel.> -Rachel
"a day may come when the courage of men fails, but it is not this day, this day we fight"


May 12 2003 05:17pm

Arina
 - Ex-Student
 Arina

bacon and eggs: a day's work for the chicken...a lifetime investment for the pig
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<Shut up you gutless weasel.> -Rachel
"a day may come when the courage of men fails, but it is not this day, this day we fight"


May 12 2003 05:16pm

Arina
 - Ex-Student
 Arina

you cant have everything. where would you put it?
_______________
<Shut up you gutless weasel.> -Rachel
"a day may come when the courage of men fails, but it is not this day, this day we fight"


May 12 2003 05:14pm

Fonz
 - Student
 Fonz

Each night I lie awake and stare up at the stars and wonder...what the hell happened to my ceiling.
-- Robert Paul
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Support bacteria, they're the only culture some people have.

May 12 2003 05:11pm

Arina
 - Ex-Student
 Arina

i'd like to help you out. wich way did you come in?
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<Shut up you gutless weasel.> -Rachel
"a day may come when the courage of men fails, but it is not this day, this day we fight"


May 12 2003 05:06pm

Fonz
 - Student
 Fonz

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
-- George Carlin - do you get it??;) - prophet instead of profit - hilarious :P:D;)

EDIT: who said that then silencio??:P
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Support bacteria, they're the only culture some people have.

This comment was edited by Fonz on May 12 2003 05:07pm.

May 12 2003 05:05pm

Silencio
 - Student
 Silencio

good ones. you are such a spammer, btw;):D
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Second-in-command of the mighty FiZZsters


May 12 2003 05:05pm

Arina
 - Ex-Student
 Arina

don't bite the hand that...looks dirty
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<Shut up you gutless weasel.> -Rachel
"a day may come when the courage of men fails, but it is not this day, this day we fight"


May 12 2003 05:02pm

Arina
 - Ex-Student
 Arina

take out the fortune before you eat the cookie
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<Shut up you gutless weasel.> -Rachel
"a day may come when the courage of men fails, but it is not this day, this day we fight"


May 12 2003 04:59pm

Arina
 - Ex-Student
 Arina

if at first you don't succed, skydiving is not for you
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<Shut up you gutless weasel.> -Rachel
"a day may come when the courage of men fails, but it is not this day, this day we fight"


May 12 2003 04:55pm

Arina
 - Ex-Student
 Arina

good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment
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<Shut up you gutless weasel.> -Rachel
"a day may come when the courage of men fails, but it is not this day, this day we fight"


May 12 2003 04:53pm

Arina
 - Ex-Student
 Arina

never test the depth of the water with both feet
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<Shut up you gutless weasel.> -Rachel
"a day may come when the courage of men fails, but it is not this day, this day we fight"


May 12 2003 04:52pm

Arina
 - Ex-Student
 Arina

consistency isn't always good, especially if you're consistently wrong
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<Shut up you gutless weasel.> -Rachel
"a day may come when the courage of men fails, but it is not this day, this day we fight"


May 12 2003 04:50pm

Arina
 - Ex-Student
 Arina

Etc.: a sign to make others believe that you know more than you actualy do
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<Shut up you gutless weasel.> -Rachel
"a day may come when the courage of men fails, but it is not this day, this day we fight"


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