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I added a quote system to JAbot, which allows me to store quotes to it, which will be randomly displayed on the stats page. Have any cool or funny quotes? Post them here  Single-line quotes from IRC, preferably. |
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Acey Spadey - Student 
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[6:06pm] Acey_Sore (Acey_Spade@247.a.001.gsf.iprimus.net.au) is now known as _YOU [6:06pm] <bluntaxe> is the damned ts gonna work tonight? [6:06pm] * _YOU HAVE ENCOUNTERED A RANDOM IRC ERROR. PRESS ALT + F + C TO RECTIFY THIS PROBLEM_ * [6:06pm] <bluntaxe> damn [6:06pm] bluntaxe «~academywe@CPE-203-45-248-66.qld.bigpond.net.au» has Quit iRC (Read error: EOF from client) [6:06pm] _YOU (Acey_Spade@247.a.001.gsf.iprimus.net.au) is now known as Acey_Sore [6:06pm] * Acey_Sore chuckles evily [6:07pm] bluntaxe (~academywe@CPE-203-45-248-66.qld.bigpond.net.au) has joined. «31 people» [6:07pm] * FaDed high fives Acey_Sore [6:07pm] * Corran_Horn hits acey in the shoulder [6:07pm] <FaDed> hahaha [6:07pm] <bluntaxe> ... that was cruel ... and I feel for it [6:07pm] <Garos> The frogurt is also cursed [6:07pm] <bluntaxe> fell* [6:07pm] <DJ_Sith> hmm [6:07pm] <bluntaxe> i ACTUALLY FELL for alt f c _______________ .Lag Bro to Xanatos. Adopted Twin to Bubu. Big-Brother to SmilyKrazy ---- JATSRAD Guru, JASE Member, JA SP Mod Staff ---- The Order of the Stick -- Big thanks to Mango for my avatar -- Quote: Sometimes you've got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun.
Quote: (Random hella old quote) <Fizz of Belouve> .. in sovjet russia, cereals spit at YOU!
Quote: whats the point of growing up, if your not allowed to act childish!
Padawan - Henkes
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Santa Claus 7Y< - Ex-Student 
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<Khalek[JAP]> I can teahc you all...by irc, lol <Syntax-> These things always happen when I'm away =/ <Syntax-> No thanks Khalek, hehe <SauRoN}> AY!H <SauRoN}> hahaha! <Khalek[JAP]> lol <SauRoN}> WHAT NOW?!?! <SauRoN}> HUH HUH?! <Tycster> Khalek...........-0 >o <Tycster> get it!! <Khalek[JAP]> um....no LOL <Tycster> then i win <Khalek[JAP]> lol <Tycster> get it = hit it back  <Khalek[JAP]> guess i aint that good <Tycster> pwned <Khalek[JAP]> lol _______________ Tycster Smooth on the Outside Crunchy on the inside OFFICIAL JA PRESENT BUYER POST YOUR XMAS LISTS IN MY PROFILE!! -== And Yes i Will be adding to my Good and Bad lists soon==- |
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Fonz - Student 
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It is ridiculous to claim that video games influence children. If Pac-Man affected kids born in the eighties, we should now have a bunch of teenagers who run around in darkened rooms and eat pills while listening to monotonous electronic music." — Kristian Wilson, Nintendo Inc., 1989 hmmmmmm...  _______________ Support bacteria, they're the only culture some people have. |
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Khalek[JAP] - Ex-Student ![Khalek[JAP]](/image_thumbnail.php?f_type=users&f_width=70&f_height=50&f_image=4155.jpg&f_odd=1)
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There's always log files, D@rth... And WTF is going on there? Does your name always have that effect, lol? And I thought having to say aww ww ww ww ww was bad enough _______________ Brother to HW and Kyp Durron, padawan of the almiiiighty NFF. Traitor to the family and keeper of the LOLlipops (poisoned and otherwise). Jello's unwanted second cousin. Vladarion's moral lesser http://www.crazyfray.co.uk/home.htm - major update coming soon, yeah right.... £3.00 to be pledged so far to the JA fund... Just type PLEDGE ME UP KHALEK in any interesting post, and if it passes the funkolology test, 50p goes in the kitty... This one's for Jacen... http://www.bash.org/?7838
This comment was edited by Khalek[JAP] on Oct 08 2003 01:10pm. |
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D@RtHM@UL - Student 
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Its kinda useless to place them here since JAbot is no more  |
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Khalek[JAP] - Ex-Student
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(IpwnJJandMonthy) mmm.... (IpwnJJandMonthy) bratwurst.... (IpwnJJandMonthy) btw, JJ, yesterday I was reeeeeeeal bored, so I found out how many pigs there are in Denmark as of 2002.... (MONTY_WAS_OWN3D) 4? lmao ...and this one by JJ rules, lol(ChildOfBodom`) LMFAO • ChildOfBodom` just got banned from the Quakenet help channel! (Jacen_Aratan) Mace_Windu, you slow boy (Malky) how you manage that JJ? (Mace_Windu) why <ChildOfBodom`> I need non-quakenet help. I have a huge cut in my neck, and I need to stop the bleeding. *tries to stop the painful laughter* _______________ Brother to HW and Kyp Durron, padawan of the almiiiighty NFF. Traitor to the family and keeper of the LOLlipops (poisoned and otherwise). Jello's unwanted second cousin. Vladarion's moral lesser http://www.crazyfray.co.uk/home.htm - major update coming soon, yeah right.... £3.00 to be pledged so far to the JA fund... Just type PLEDGE ME UP KHALEK in any interesting post, and if it passes the funkolology test, 50p goes in the kitty... This one's for Jacen... http://www.bash.org/?7838
This comment was edited by Khalek[JAP] on Oct 07 2003 12:40pm. |
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Khalek[JAP] - Ex-Student ![Khalek[JAP]](/image_thumbnail.php?f_type=users&f_width=70&f_height=50&f_image=4155.jpg)
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(Hardwired) *evil grin* (Khalek_JAP) you drunk already? (Hardwired) lol (Khalek_JAP) (Khalek_JAP) brb - my pasta is boiling (Cat) Good morning out there! Is there someone out there with a decent internet connection who could help me pushing the assets0&1.pak files up to a deditaced Linux box? My upstream is unfortunately quite limited, and that'd take me almost 3 days; a bit long :/ . (No, I'm not asking for piraced files/warez; I'm serious, I own the game myself, and if you need any references/md5 checksums/whatever, ask me about it, I'd be happy to give you any proof you need. ^.^) (Khalek_JAP) bak (Khalek_JAP) um....sorry (Khalek_JAP) can't from here (Khalek_JAP) wooowww this place IS dead today (Cat) Awwr, no worries; Maybe I'll be lucky and find someone. Pulling them from another server wouldn't be a problem; I simply lack the bandwith to upload them on my own. At least, at my current location. (Khalek_JAP) fairy nuff gl(Cat) Thanks. ^.^ (Khalek_JAP) I think it's time to declare AAA!! (Khalek_JAP) AAA - Aratan Appreciation Aar! (Khalek_JAP) (this could work..says to self) • Khalek_JAP thinks HW has passed out :/ ummmm...guess you had to be there..which no-one was LOL _______________ Brother to HW and Kyp Durron, padawan of the almiiiighty NFF. Traitor to the family and keeper of the LOLlipops (poisoned and otherwise). Jello's unwanted second cousin. Vladarion's moral lesser http://www.crazyfray.co.uk/home.htm - major update coming soon, yeah right.... £3.00 to be pledged so far to the JA fund... Just type PLEDGE ME UP KHALEK in any interesting post, and if it passes the funkolology test, 50p goes in the kitty... This one's for Jacen... http://www.bash.org/?7838
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CuZzA - Student 
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HOLY LLAMA! _______________ - Even if Carlsberg made "w*nkers", Christiano Ronaldo would still be the biggest "w*nker" in the world |
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Acey Spadey - Student
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[7:29pm] <ChildOfBodom`> WTF [7:29pm] <ChildOfBodom`> So I download Fifa 2003 [7:29pm] <ChildOfBodom`> and end up with JK2?! [7:29pm] <ChildOfBodom`> >  [7:30pm] <Acey_Spadey> LMFAO [7:30pm] <Acey_Spadey> pwned _______________ .Lag Bro to Xanatos. Adopted Twin to Bubu. Big-Brother to SmilyKrazy ---- JATSRAD Guru, JASE Member, JA SP Mod Staff ---- The Order of the Stick -- Big thanks to Mango for my avatar -- Quote: Sometimes you've got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun.
Quote: (Random hella old quote) <Fizz of Belouve> .. in sovjet russia, cereals spit at YOU!
Quote: whats the point of growing up, if your not allowed to act childish!
Padawan - Henkes
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Acey Spadey - Student 
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<Kueller> The cat is home <Acey_Spadey> which cat <Kueller> meow <Kueller> You! <Kueller> :p * Kueller slaps his forehead <Acey_Spadey> heheh <Acey_Spadey> LOL <Acey_Spadey> so whatcha up to <Acey_Spadey> ?????????????? Kueller «~academywe@wk1.10071.kennisnet.nl» has Quit iRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer) <Acey_Spadey> nooooooo <Acey_Spadey> DAMN YOU PEER!!!! _______________ .Lag Bro to Xanatos. Adopted Twin to Bubu. Big-Brother to SmilyKrazy ---- JATSRAD Guru, JASE Member, JA SP Mod Staff ---- The Order of the Stick -- Big thanks to Mango for my avatar -- Quote: Sometimes you've got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun.
Quote: (Random hella old quote) <Fizz of Belouve> .. in sovjet russia, cereals spit at YOU!
Quote: whats the point of growing up, if your not allowed to act childish!
Padawan - Henkes
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Stimpski - Student 
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<JumpinJedi> lmao [08:27:12] <JumpinJedi> you should see this thing I found on kazaa [08:27:14] <JumpinJedi> it's 200kb [08:27:20] <JumpinJedi> it's title? [08:27:26] <JumpinJedi> "MSBLAST (Not a virus!)" [08:27:39] <joca_bt> <grin> [08:28:23] <DeathScythe1> lol [08:28:53] <DeathScythe1> oh yea, sure, no one will believe thats not a virus! _______________ Stimpski (formerly known as DeathScythe many, many moons ago.) JA Forum ID - 3988 <insert generic &/OR witty tagline here> |
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..PJ.. - Student 
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<xAnAt0s> fat cat lmao <Virus1> ur cat is male <cMAD_X> lol <Virus1> and ur cat is gay <xAnAt0s> LOL <Virus1> so think of ur ass <xAnAt0s> LMAO <`Whisper> he's fixed <cMAD_X> lol <xAnAt0s> haha <cMAD_X> !!! <pj-monkeh> I can't save this cool music<Acey_Ps2> lol <xAnAt0s> a gay cat with no dick lmao <`Whisper> he ain't got no nuts to do anything gay with <pj-monkeh> lol <Virus1> ok but if ur ass feels funny tommarow then we know all who did it <pj-monkeh> lol! <Virus1> ur cat <Acey_Ps2> LOL <pj-monkeh> i should copy and paste this to the forums <pj-monkeh> <cMAD_X> lol <cMAD_X> !!! <Virus1> lol plz do :p <cMAD_X> u should! * Acey_Ps2 turns off whispy music <Acey_Ps2> yes yes yes <xAnAt0s> lmao <Acey_Ps2> I know where <Acey_Ps2> wait <Acey_Ps2> I'll give you the thread _______________ JK2 pwnz0rs JK3. |
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Battlin' Billy - Student 
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(Jedi)Obi-JK: I get it! _______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! |
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Acey Spadey - Student
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[2:49pm] * `Whisper was kicked by doobie (just because it seems like the thing to do ) [2:49pm] `Whisper has joined. «25 people» [2:49pm] L sets mode: +o `Whisper [2:49pm] <Bubu|JAT> pwned!! [2:49pm] <`Whisper> BAH! [2:49pm] <Acey_Ps2> LMFAO [2:49pm] <doobie> [2:49pm] * doobie was kicked by `Whisper (FEH!) [2:49pm] * `Whisper flexes [2:49pm] <Acey_Ps2> oh nooo [2:49pm] doobie has joined. «25 people» [2:49pm] L sets mode: +o doobie [2:49pm] * Bubu|JAT high five's doobie [2:49pm] <Rauc_Learns_CPP> Get her, Dooblar! [2:49pm] <Acey_Ps2> it's the appocalypse [2:49pm] * `Whisper flexes again [2:49pm] <doobie> there, we're even [2:49pm] <`Whisper> hehehehe _______________ .Lag Bro to Xanatos. Adopted Twin to Bubu. Big-Brother to SmilyKrazy ---- JATSRAD Guru, JASE Member, JA SP Mod Staff ---- The Order of the Stick -- Big thanks to Mango for my avatar -- Quote: Sometimes you've got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun.
Quote: (Random hella old quote) <Fizz of Belouve> .. in sovjet russia, cereals spit at YOU!
Quote: whats the point of growing up, if your not allowed to act childish!
Padawan - Henkes
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Acey Spadey - Student
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* Acey_Spadey checks out old quotes <Acey_Spadey> <DJ_Sith> i mean I'm not hung like a horse, but I'm no spring chicken if you get my meaning <`Whisper> ... <Acey_Spadey> lol <`Whisper> I could've lived a happier life NOT knowing that <Acey_Spadey> LOL <Acey_Spadey> but it got you talking didn't it? You were kicked by `Whisper (Acey_Spadey) _______________ .Lag Bro to Xanatos. Adopted Twin to Bubu. Big-Brother to SmilyKrazy ---- JATSRAD Guru, JASE Member, JA SP Mod Staff ---- The Order of the Stick -- Big thanks to Mango for my avatar -- Quote: Sometimes you've got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun.
Quote: (Random hella old quote) <Fizz of Belouve> .. in sovjet russia, cereals spit at YOU!
Quote: whats the point of growing up, if your not allowed to act childish!
Padawan - Henkes
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Acey Spadey - Student
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er..Obi...those aren't quotes.. Pay a visit to the chat room. _______________ .Lag Bro to Xanatos. Adopted Twin to Bubu. Big-Brother to SmilyKrazy ---- JATSRAD Guru, JASE Member, JA SP Mod Staff ---- The Order of the Stick -- Big thanks to Mango for my avatar -- Quote: Sometimes you've got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun.
Quote: (Random hella old quote) <Fizz of Belouve> .. in sovjet russia, cereals spit at YOU!
Quote: whats the point of growing up, if your not allowed to act childish!
Padawan - Henkes
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(Jedi)Obi-JK - Student 
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Sup, this is a list of axioms I have: An axiom is a statement universally accepted as true, like an established principal or law of science. The word axiom also is used to describe a statement that needs no proof because its truth is obvious, self-evident. 1.) If u sit anywhere long enough...... u will die. 2.) Happiness can't buy money 3.) Life is like . . . an analogy Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. 4.) Elevators smell different to midgets 5.) If you catch an exploding manhole cover, you can keep it 6.) 42 (this is awesome is u get it) 7.) Life is full of little surprises. - Pandora 8.) Laziness: The act of resting before u get tired 9.) Gravity is a myth , The Earth Sucks 10.) Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math. 11.) A conclusion is simply the place where someone got tired of thinking 12.) God loves stupid people, that's why he made so many 13.) Anything that can go wr...+\#&\% Bus Error -- Core Dumped 14.) If God intented man to smoke, he would've set him on fire 15.) Half of being smart is knowing what you're dumb at. 16.) A word to the wise is . . . unnecessary 17y.) Reality is a figment of your imagination 18.) Growing old is mandatory - Growing up is obligatory 19.)Some things have to be believed to be seen. -- Ralph Hodgson 20.) People who think they know what they're doing are especially annoying to those of us who do _______________ Silent Bob (Kevin Smith): You know, there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you. -Steve (Obi) This comment was edited by (Jedi)Obi-JK on Jun 21 2003 10:27am. |
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Chicka - Ex-Student 
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[17:50:58] [+JAcen_Solo]: this is the kind of song that we classy in portugal as "music to make children" |
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Acey Spadey - Student
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<helencatherine> omg pray god he doesnt do me one <LaMagra[JAT]> he doesn't do you one? <Acey_Spadey> Jake_Kainite you there?? <LaMagra[JAT]> lol <Acey_Spadey> lol <Acey_Spadey> we can get Jake_Kainite to do you <Acey_Spadey> <LaMagra[JAT]> lol <LaMagra[JAT]> she is too much for him to handle <LaMagra[JAT]> :p <helencatherine> <Acey_Spadey> er <Acey_Spadey> i'm in trouble <Acey_Spadey> i just found out that the car that nearly hit me when i ran across the road was driven by my girlfriends mum <LaMagra[JAT]> :p <LaMagra[JAT]> problems acey? <LaMagra[JAT]> lol <LaMagra[JAT]> she doesn't like ya? <Acey_Spadey> nahh <Acey_Spadey> just me dodging traffic as usual <helencatherine> omg! <helencatherine> my dad found me pron sites! <helencatherine> lol <Acey_Spadey> LMFAO <Acey_Spadey> did he ask for the best ones? <helencatherine> stop it lmao _______________ .Lag Bro to Xanatos. Adopted Twin to Bubu. Big-Brother to SmilyKrazy ---- JATSRAD Guru, JASE Member, JA SP Mod Staff ---- The Order of the Stick -- Big thanks to Mango for my avatar -- Quote: Sometimes you've got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun.
Quote: (Random hella old quote) <Fizz of Belouve> .. in sovjet russia, cereals spit at YOU!
Quote: whats the point of growing up, if your not allowed to act childish!
Padawan - Henkes
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Aron - Retired 
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*bump* Comeon peeps! |
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Jello` - Student 
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<Darth_Jell-O> DB, What does daylight mean to you? <{SKX}DB_JAT> It means i must go outside and suck blood so i can stay inside not exactly how it went, but icant find the damn log :| _______________ Brady Brothers: Orion-Greg, Furi0us-Peter, Me-Bobby. Long lost cousin to Flash. Midbie Council #007. Ex-JAK. |
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Aron - Retired
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*bump* geez, so many posts.... |
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Acey Spadey - Student
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*BUMP* comon people, get on IRC..geez..or do i have to be the only one. _______________ .Lag Bro to Xanatos. Adopted Twin to Bubu. Big-Brother to SmilyKrazy ---- JATSRAD Guru, JASE Member, JA SP Mod Staff ---- The Order of the Stick -- Big thanks to Mango for my avatar -- Quote: Sometimes you've got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun.
Quote: (Random hella old quote) <Fizz of Belouve> .. in sovjet russia, cereals spit at YOU!
Quote: whats the point of growing up, if your not allowed to act childish!
Padawan - Henkes
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Acey Spadey - Student
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[12:41am] <ODIN1> whats so funny/ [12:41am] <Varan> lol [12:41am] <Acey_Spadey> that weird mark on the wall [12:41am] <Varan> m00000oooooo [12:42am] <Varan> thats my name! [12:42am] <Varan> [12:42am] <ODIN1> oh the one that says "Varan waz here"? [12:42am] <Varan> euhm you can read it?.... it's in Wookie :S [12:43am] <Varan> ROAR [12:43am] <Varan> [12:43am] <Acey_Spadey> lol [12:43am] <ODIN1> I can read many forms of writing, even moron! [12:43am] <Varan> lol [12:43am] <Acey_Spadey> LOL _______________ .Lag Bro to Xanatos. Adopted Twin to Bubu. Big-Brother to SmilyKrazy ---- JATSRAD Guru, JASE Member, JA SP Mod Staff ---- The Order of the Stick -- Big thanks to Mango for my avatar -- Quote: Sometimes you've got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun.
Quote: (Random hella old quote) <Fizz of Belouve> .. in sovjet russia, cereals spit at YOU!
Quote: whats the point of growing up, if your not allowed to act childish!
Padawan - Henkes
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Acey Spadey - Student
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[11:35pm] <Jacen|JK1> look at this: [11:36pm] <Jacen|JK1> Please choose your resoloution. [11:36pm] <Jacen|JK1> and the coices are: [11:37pm] <Jacen|JK1> 320 x 200 (Choose this mode for best performance) & 640 x 480 (High performance machines/video cards ONLY) [11:37pm] <Jacen|JK1> [11:37pm] <Varan> LOL _______________ .Lag Bro to Xanatos. Adopted Twin to Bubu. Big-Brother to SmilyKrazy ---- JATSRAD Guru, JASE Member, JA SP Mod Staff ---- The Order of the Stick -- Big thanks to Mango for my avatar -- Quote: Sometimes you've got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun.
Quote: (Random hella old quote) <Fizz of Belouve> .. in sovjet russia, cereals spit at YOU!
Quote: whats the point of growing up, if your not allowed to act childish!
Padawan - Henkes
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