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J-Men Anthem
May 15 2003 09:38am

Jake Kainite
 - Student
Jake Kainite
We're the J-Men
we are fearless
enemies cower
fans will cheer us
Our arch rivals
are the S and L men
they suck so much
you can smell them
This is the message that we will tell them
"Die You Scum!!"
"Go To Hell Then!!"
The way I see it
you've got two choices
so sit bacvk a moment
and hear our voices
Join the J-Men
and become enlightened
or stay an infidel
live in fear, be frightened
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Apprenctice of Jedi Master Ascari (deceased)
Descended from a line of great Jedi
Will argue any point of view from any side :D

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Jun 25 2003 03:46pm

Ale'Velkyrii
 - Student
 Ale'Velkyrii

To avoid confusion...I'm also a D-man. You see...my mother was a A-woman and my father was a D-man, so I had to split my name.

It's strange how my parents met. It was during the A and D war. They shot each other and were transported to the same hospital. One thing led to another and I became cross lettered...so...you get the point. :D
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Wanna know what my name means? Peralos Ale'Velkyrii: Perilous Drunken Angel, or PDA for short. :P
Perilous, because I'm bound to get into fights I can't win. Drunken, because ALE! Angel, because a valkyrie is basically an angel of Odin.
I'm here to send you to the afterlife, but I can't gurantee I'll be stable enough to win a fight. :D


Jun 25 2003 03:37pm

Ale'Velkyrii
 - Student
 Ale'Velkyrii

We're the A men,
we are skilled.
You may oppose us,
but you'll be killed.

Dare to fight us,
victory you won't get.
We are the beginning of the alphabet.

We are strong,
J's are weak.
Fight us now,
you'll be back in a week.

B's are fine,
C's ok.
But if J's oppose us,
they will pay.

POWER TO THE A'S!
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Wanna know what my name means? Peralos Ale'Velkyrii: Perilous Drunken Angel, or PDA for short. :P
Perilous, because I'm bound to get into fights I can't win. Drunken, because ALE! Angel, because a valkyrie is basically an angel of Odin.
I'm here to send you to the afterlife, but I can't gurantee I'll be stable enough to win a fight. :D


This comment was edited by Ale'Velkyrii on Jun 25 2003 03:37pm.

Jun 23 2003 01:59pm

Jake Kainite
 - Student
 Jake Kainite

none actually :) I'm so quick, I'm even fast, asleep (get it....)
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Apprenctice of Jedi Master Ascari (deceased)
Descended from a line of great Jedi
Will argue any point of view from any side :D


Jun 23 2003 01:09pm

SS/ph00d
 - Student
 SS/ph00d

How many hours did you put into that? :D
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-ShadowSith: CTF/gunner specialist.

Jun 23 2003 11:30am

Virtue
 - Jedi Council
 Virtue

LMAO!!!
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Academy Architect

Jun 23 2003 11:23am

Jake Kainite
 - Student
 Jake Kainite

so let me get this straight, you want to form an alliance with the J-Men in order to destroy some pillars......riiiight....

Well young sir, take a look at your name, go on don't be shy have a look. Whats that first letter you've got there ? Doesn't look very J shaped to me, infidel !!! We ally with no one (except the ub3r l337 people who have numbers at the start of their names)so go have your pillar fight (pillow fight ?) for it is no concern of ours.......
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Apprenctice of Jedi Master Ascari (deceased)
Descended from a line of great Jedi
Will argue any point of view from any side :D


Jun 23 2003 10:01am

Nero
 - Student
 Nero

Dear J-mEn:P...

the jedi academy is in great danger...the pillars in the ceremonial hall in the jedi academy v4 are very 3vil....they are swearing at us and they have drunk behavure, real naughty...so xavier and I have to decided to battle them and we started a order called: OKPLLDCRJAv4

because we need help to defeat them i hope we can do a fusion so we'll get a chance to kill the very naughty pillars in the ceremonial room!!!

i'll hope to get respond soon!!!
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-Nero
Quote: Curious, Smartass, what else?


Jun 23 2003 09:30am

Eclipse DKana
 - Student
 Eclipse DKana

*cough* E-Girls all the way?

Jun 23 2003 05:08am

crazy_hacker
 - Ex-Student
 crazy_hacker

nobody ever made a c-man:(:(
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if at first you dont succeed, try and try again. if you still dont succeed, youve just wasted a whole lot of time trying something you just cant do:)

This comment was edited by crazy_hacker on Jun 23 2003 05:08am.

Jun 20 2003 08:27pm

Jello`
 - Student
 Jello`

J men OWN BEEACH!!
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Brady Brothers: Orion-Greg, Furi0us-Peter, Me-Bobby. Long lost cousin to Flash. Midbie Council #007. Ex-JAK.

Jun 20 2003 07:34pm

Tallepyon
 - Student
 Tallepyon

boooooo j-men suck:D

Jun 20 2003 07:30pm

Aeth S'kray
 - Retired
 Aeth S'kray

you ever heared of a j-team? nope
you ever heared of an a-team? :D
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Aeth S'kray *June 2002 +September 2003

Jun 20 2003 06:56pm

LEO2033
 - Student
 LEO2033

Sorry Jake, but I'm with Lord Exar Kun on this one. L-Men Forever!!!!
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Katan's Music Bruver :D

History will be kind to me, for I intend to write it. - Winston Churchill


Jun 20 2003 06:48pm

Bubu
 - Hubbub
 Bubu

omg! how can i not join you after this magnificent little rhyme?

Jubu, reporting for duty!
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make install -not war

Jun 20 2003 06:13pm

Jedi_Venezuela
 - Ex-Student
 Jedi_Venezuela

We rock!
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Adrian, Jedi_Venezuela .:J:.

JA Spanish Teacher


Jun 19 2003 11:33am

Jake Kainite
 - Student
 Jake Kainite

because of the 2 vs 2 tourney coming up, thought I'd bump this J-Men rhyme up a notch :D
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Apprenctice of Jedi Master Ascari (deceased)
Descended from a line of great Jedi
Will argue any point of view from any side :D


May 16 2003 01:55pm

Tallepyon
 - Student
 Tallepyon

Down with J-men!!!





:D

May 15 2003 05:14pm

Lord Exar Kun
 - Student
 Lord Exar Kun

L-men forever!
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-Retired april the 19th 2004

May 15 2003 05:13pm

Loaf
 - Ex-Student
 Loaf

Fascists ;)
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The Notorious Conversation Killer



May 15 2003 12:33pm

Jacen Aratan
 - Student

A-men!

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