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Yo' momma's so fat, she gets stuck in her dreams Yo' momma's so fat, she uses the swimming pool as a toilet Yo' momma's so fat, she uses a basketball as a hackey sack Yo' momma's so fat, she keeps her extra change in one of her folds Yo' momma's so fat, when yo' daddy makes love to her, he never makes love to the same fold twice Yo' momma's so fat, NASA hauls her to the top of a tower, pushes her off, she falls 300 feet, hits a board and launches the space shuttle... Yo' momma's so fat, she says her job title is Spoon and Fork Operator Yo' momma's so fat, she put on a gray dress, and an admiral boarded her Yo' momma's so fat, she can lay down and stand up, and her height doesn't change Yo' momma's so fat, she's taller lying down Yo' momma's so fat, when she works at the theater, she works as the screen Yo' momma's so fat, her belly jiggle is the first perpetual motion machine Yo' momma's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down Yo' momma's so fat, when I said I wanted 'pigs in a blanket', she got back in bed Yo' momma's so fat, when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease, the doctor gave her five YEARS to live Yo' momma's so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth Yo' momma's so fat, she's got smaller fat women orbiting around her Yo' momma's so fat, she could sell shade Yo' momma's so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard Yo' momma's so fat, when she crosses the street, cars look out for her Yo' momma's so fat, she puts mayonnaise on aspirin Yo' momma's so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost Yo' momma's so fat, I gotta take three steps back just to see all of her Yo' momma's so fat, her *ss has its own congressman Yo' momma's so fat, when she stepped on a train track, the warning lights went on Yo' momma's so fat, she shops for clothes in the local tent shop Yo' momma's so fat, when she goes to the circus, she sees the big top and asks, "Where can I try that on? " Yo' momma's so fat, when she brought her dress to the cleaners, they said, "Sorry, we don't do curtains " Yo' momma's so fat, when she goes to the circus, she takes up all the rings Yo' momma's so fat, "Place Your Ad Here" is printed on each of her butt cheeks Yo' momma's so fat, she's got Amtrak tattooed on her leg Yo' momma's so fat, when she leaves the beach, everybody shouts, "The coast is clear " Yo' momma's so fat, they used her for a trampoline at the Olympics Yo' momma's so fat, she went on a light diet...as soon as it's light, she starts eating Yo' momma's so fat, she went on a seafood diet...whenever she saw food, she ate it Yo' momma's so fat, when she bends over, we go into daylight savings time Yo' momma's so fat, she's half Indian, half Irish, and half French Yo' momma's so fat, when I climbed up on top of her, I burned my *ss on the light bulb Yo' momma's so fat, when she turns around, people throw her a welcome back party Yo' momma's so fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion Yo' momma' so fat, she's moving the Earth out of its orbit Yo' momma's so fat, I gain weight just by watching her eat Yo' momma's so fat, when she takes a shower, her feet don't get wet Yo' momma's so fat, when she comes down the stairs, she measures on the Richter scale Yo' momma's so fat, when she walks down the street, everyone yells "Earthquake " Yo' momma's so fat, when she swims, she leaves stretch marks on the swimming pool Yo' momma's so fat, when she fills up the tub, she FILLS UP the tub Yo' momma's so fat, they're going to use her to fill that hole in the ozone layer Yo' momma's so fat, she looks like the Stay-Puff marshmallow man on steroids Yo' momma's so fat, she has 48 midnight snacks Yo' momma's so fat, when she walks down the street, you can hear her hips saying to each other "If you let me by, I'll let you pass " Yo' momma's so fat, she jumped in the ocean, and the whales started singing, "We are family " Yo' momma's so fat, she plays pool with the planets Yo' momma's so fat, the only thing she can fit into at the clothing store is the dressing rooms Yo' momma's so fat, she uses the carpet as a blanket Yo' momma's so fat, when she wears corduroy pants, the ridges don't show Yo' momma's so fat, she made Richard Simmons cry Yo' momma's so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, kids think it's the school bus Yo' momma's so fat, when she wears a purple sweater, people call her "Barney" Yo' momma is so fat, when she sits in a chair, the rolls on her legs cover her feet like a blanket Yo' momma's so fat, when she went to get a water bed, they put a blanket across Lake Michigan Yo' momma's so fat, she don't know whether she's walking or rolling Yo' momma's so fat, they had to paint a stripe down her back to see if she was walking or rolling Yo' momma's so fat, she makes sumo wrestlers look anorexic Yo' momma's so fat, she makes Big Bird look like a rubber duck Yo' momma's so fat, when she wore a shirt with an AA on it, people thought she was American Airlines' biggest jet Yo' momma's so fat, if she were an airplane, she'd be a jumbo jet Yo' momma's so fat, she was lifting up her rolls, and a car fell out Yo' momma's so fat, Dr. Martens had to kill three cows just to make her a pair of shoes Yo' momma's so fat, she can't stay on a basketball court for three seconds without getting called for a key violation Yo' momma's so fat, she climbed Mt. Fuji with one step Yo' momma's so fat, all the chairs in her house have seat belts Yo' momma's so fat, her belly-button's got an echo Yo' momma's got so many rings around her belly, she screws her underwear on Yo' momma's so fat, she roller skates on busses Yo' momma's so fat, she uses bowling balls for earrings Yo' momma lost at hide n' seek when I spotted her behind the Himalayas Yo' momma's so fat, when she backs up, she beeps Yo' momma's so fat, when her beeper went off, people thought she was backing up Yo' momma's so fat, she has to use a VCR as a beeper Yo' momma's so fat, she has a refrigerator strapped to her waist, and it looks like a pager Yo' momma's so fat, her nickname is "DAMN " Yo' momma's so fat, people jog around her for exercise Yo' momma's so fat, when I tried to drive around her, I ran out of gas Yo' momma's so fat, I have to take a plane, a train, and an automobile just to get on her good side Yo' momma's so fat, when you get on top of her, your ears pop Yo' momma's so fat, when she has sex, she has to give directions Yo' momma's so fat, yo' daddy's idea of foreplay is setting up the on-ramps Yo' momma's so fat, you haveta roll over twice to get off her Yo' momma's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate Yo' momma's so fat, she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says, "Okay " Yo' momma's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she orders everything on the menu, including "Thank You, Come Again" Yo' momma's so fat, when she goes to an all-you-can-eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps Yo' momma's so fat, the sign outside one restaurant says 'Maximum occupancy, 512, or YO' MOMMA ' Yo' momma's so fat, when she wore a yellow raincoat, people said, "Taxi " Yo' momma's so fat, she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon Yo' momma's so fat, the highway patrol made her wear a sign that said, "Caution Wide Turn " Yo' momma's so fat, when she stands in a left-turn lane, it gives her the green arrow Yo' momma's so fat, we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet Yo' momma's so fat, she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for their new world Yo' momma's so fat, when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her back Yo' momma's so fat, when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER Yo' momma's so fat, when Scorpion did the harpoon throw on her, he got arrested for whaling Yo' momma's so fat, she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in Yo' momma's so fat, whenever she goes to the beach, the tide comes in Yo' momma's so fat, when she lies on the beach, no one else gets sun Yo' momma's so fat, her shoes have to have license plates Yo' momma's so fat, she had to go to Sea World to get baptized Yo' momma's so fat, when she went to Sea World, she came out with a paycheck Yo' momma's so fat, when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too Yo' momma's so fat, they use her underwear elastic for bungee jumping Yo' momma's so fat, when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground Yo' momma's so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house Yo' momma's so fat, she fell in love and broke it Yo' momma's so fat, the last time she saw 90210, it was on a scale Yo' momma's so fat, when she gets on the scale, it says, "We don't do livestock " Yo' momma's so fat, she stepped on a talking scale and it said, "Please step out of the car " Yo' momma's so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she goes "New York, L.A., Chicago..." Yo' momma's so fat, even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction Yo' momma's so fat, her legs are like spoiled milk - white and chunky Yo' momma's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and it made a dollar Yo' momma's so fat, she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book Yo' momma's so fat, her senior pictures had to be aerial views Yo' momma's so fat, every time she walks in high heels, she strikes oil Yo' momma's so fat, she left the house in high heels and when she came back, she had on flip flops Yo' momma's so fat, when she hauls *ss, she has to make two trips Yo' momma's so fat, when she hauls *ss, she has friends come help Yo' momma's so fat, even her clothes have stretch marks Yo' momma's so fat, she has a wooden leg with a kick stand Yo' momma's so fat, they have to grease the bath tub to get her out Yo' momma's so fat, you have to grease the door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side just to get her through Yo' momma's so fat, when she fell over, she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again Yo' momma's so fat, when she dances at a concert, the whole band skips Yo' momma's so fat, when she runs, she makes the CD player skip...at the radio station Yo' momma's so fat, she sets off car alarms when she runs Yo' momma's so fat, the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures Yo' momma's so fat, she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist, they spelled out "boulevard " Yo' momma's so fat, instead of Levi's 501 jeans, she wears Levi's 1002's Yo' momma's so fat, she has her own brand of jeans: FA - Fat *ss Jeans Yo' momma's so fat, when she was walking in her jeans, I swear I smelled something burning Yo' momma's so fat, she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse Yo' momma's so fat, they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it Yo' momma's so fat, when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?" Yo' momma's so fat that when she was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks Yo' momma's so fat, they had to let out the shower curtain Yo' momma's so fat, she's got shock absorbers on her toilet seat Yo' momma's so fat, her picture fell off the wall Yo' momma's so fat, she don't have cellulite, she has celluHEAVY Yo' momma's so fat, she eats Wheat *Thicks* Yo' momma's so fat, when she sweats, people wear raincoats around her Yo' momma's so fat and stupid, her waist size is larger than her I.Q. Yo' momma's so fat, at the zoo, the elephants started throwing HER peanuts Yo' momma's so fat, it say on her driver's license "Picture continued on back." Yo' momma's so fat, NASA orbits a satellite around her Yo' momma's so fat, people use her dandruff as quilts Yo' momma's so fat, she runs on diesel Yo' momma's so fat, she thinks a balanced meal is a ham in each hand Yo' momma's so fat, she was Miss Arizona -- class Battleship Yo' momma's so fat, she won Miss Bessie the Cow, 96 Yo' momma's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs Yo' momma's so fat, the Himalayas are practices runs to prepare for her Yo' momma's so fat, to her, 'light food' means under four tons Yo' momma's so fat, when she's in a jacuzzi, she makes her own gravy Yo' momma's so fat, cars run out of gas before passing her fat *ss Yo' momma's so fat, her doctor's a grounds keeper Yo' momma's so fat, McDonald's has to change their sign every time she eats there Yo' momma's so fat, she can smell bacon frying in Canada Yo' momma's so fat, she got hit by a car and the car sued for damages Yo' momma's so fat, she had her ears pierced with a harpoon Yo' momma's so fat, she wears a microwave for a beeper Yo' momma's so fat, she wears pillow cases for socks and hula hoops to hold them up Yo' momma's so fat, she went to the salad bar and pulled up a chair Yo' momma's so fat, when she sits on a chair, she makes paper Yo' momma's so fat, Neil Armstrong landed on her in 1969 Yo' momma's so fat, she has to be fed by slingshot Yo' momma's so fat, she walked in front of the TV, and I missed three commercials Yo' momma's so fat, the shadow of her *ss weighs 50 pounds Yo' momma's so fat, her butt looks like two pigs fighting over a Hershey Kiss Yo' momma's so fat, she has to grease her hands to get into her pockets Yo' momma's so fat, her navel gets home 15 minutes before she does Yo' momma's so fat, if she weighed five more pounds, she could get group insurance Yo' momma's so fat, if she was a super hero, she would be the Incredible Bulk Yo' momma's so fat, when she auditioned for a part in "Indiana Jones," she got the part as the big rolling ball Yo' momma's so fat, when she sat on a dollar bill, blood came out of George Washington's nose Yo' momma's so fat, the telephone company gave her two area codes Yo' momma's so fat, when she wears a red dress in the summer, kids run after her yelling, "Kool Aid Kool Aid " Yo' momma's so fat, when I yell "Kool-Aid," she comes crashing through the wall Yo' momma's so fat, she has to sleep in the barn with the rest of the cows Yo' momma's so fat, when she talks to herself, it's a long distance call Yo' momma's so fat, if she put her hand on her hip, she would look like a gallon of milk Yo' momma's so fat, when she stood in front of the HOLLYWOOD letters we thought we were in the hood (HO*****OD) Yo' momma's so fat, she's got a zit on her butt that's known as Mt. St. Helen Yo' momma's so fat, she uses the freeway as a slip 'n slide Yo' momma's so fat, when she needs a shower, she goes to a car wash Yo' momma's so fat, when she starts a marathon, she's already at the finish line Yo' momma's so fat, she pays taxes in three countries Yo' momma's so fat, when she wears a yellow shirt, people wear sunglasses Yo' momma's so fat, she needs to use a boomerang to scratch her fat *ss Yo' momma's so fat, she gets her dresses made by Barnum and Bailey Yo' momma's so fat, when she last went to church, nobody would leave until she sang Yo' momma's so fat, her nickname is the Badyear Blimp Yo' momma's so fat, she was standing at a corner and the cops came over and said, "Hey Break it up " Yo' momma's so fat, I kept trying to leave her, but I couldn't escape her gravitational pull Yo' momma's so fat, she has her own asteroid belt Yo' momma's so fat, she can kick start a 747 Yo' momma's so fat, if she was two feet taller, she'd be spherical Yo' momma's so fat, she was kidnapped by a cannibal tribe, and they all died of cholesterol Yo' momma's so fat, she got a ticket for going the wrong way down a one way street when she was walking Yo' momma's so fat, she doesn't sit, she spreads Yo' momma's so fat, she was born on the 4th, 5th and 6th of March Yo' momma's so fat, she was stopped by police dogs at the airport for having 300 lbs of crack under her dress Yo' momma's so fat, she lives in two time zones - supper time and dinner time Yo' momma's so fat, in school when she stood up and turned around, she would erase all the black-boards in the room Yo' momma's so fat, it took God one day to create the earth and five days to create yo' momma Yo' momma's so fat, the local police hired her to be a roadblock Yo' momma's so fat, she bumps into people even when she's sitting down Yo' momma's so fat, she don't take pictures, she takes posters Yo' momma is so fat, when she walks down the street in a green dress, everybody yells, "Run for your lives It's GODZILLA " Yo' momma's so fat, when she sings, it's over Yo' momma's so fat, they use her underwear for the screen at the movies Yo' momma's so fat, she hula-hooped the super bowl Yo' momma's so fat, to her, "light food" means under four tons Yo' momma's so fat, the Himalayas are practice runs to prepare for her Yo' momma's so fat, she stepped on a talking scale and it told her to get the fuck off Yo' momma's so fat, Thanksgiving Day, she ate dinner for six hours, then said, "I am going to walk this meal off." I said, "Call me when you get to Brazil " Yo' momma's so fat, she has to wear a hat with a blinking red light to scare off the airplanes Yo' momma's so fat, if she wears fish-net stockings, they'd better be fifty pound test Yo' momma's so fat, she gets clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and oh-my-g*d-it's-coming-towards-us Yo' momma's so fat, when she went to the airport and said she wanted to fly, they stamped Goodyear on her and sent her out to the runway Yo' momma's so fat, she bungee jumped and went straight to hell Yo' momma's so fat, she can't wear Daisy Dukes - she has to wear Boss Hoggs Yo' momma's so fat, she has more nooks and crannies than Thomas' English Muffin Yo' momma's so fat, she measures 36-24-36, and the other arm is just as big Yo' momma's so fat, she's 36-24-36...but that's her forearm, neck, and thigh Yo' momma's so fat, she sat on the corner and the police came and said, "Break it up " Yo' momma's so fat, she tried to get an all-over tan, and the sun burned out Yo' momma's so fat, she has to buy two plane tickets, and she doesn't even notice the armrest Yo' momma's so fat, when she lays down, stunt men try to jump over her Yo' momma's brain is so small, if I took it and rolled it down the edge of a razor blade, it would be like a lone car going down a six lane highway Yo' momma's brain is so small, if you stuffed it up an ant's butt, it would still rattle like a BB in a tin can Yo' momma's so stupid, if brains were dynamite, she wouldn't have enough to blow her nose Yo' momma's so stupid, she put on her glasses to watch 20/20 Yo' momma's so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say 'Go' Yo' momma's so stupid, she gave birth to you Yo' momma's so stupid, she tried to commit suicide by jumping out of the basement window Yo' momma's so stupid, she ran out of gas leaving Texaco Yo' momma's so stupid, she sold the house to pay the mortgage Yo' momma's so stupid, she told me to meet her at the corner of "Walk" and "Don't Walk" Yo' momma's so stupid, when I was drowning and yelled for a life saver, she said, "Cherry or grape? " Yo' momma's so stupid, her latest invention was a glass hammer Yo' momma's so stupid, she saw a billboard that said "Dodge Trucks" and she started ducking through traffic Yo' momma's so stupid, she was on the corner with a sign that said "Will eat for food " Yo' momma's so stupid, she got locked in Furniture World and slept on the floor Yo' momma's so stupid, she got shoved in an oven and froze to death Yo' momma's so stupid, she got locked in a meat locker and sweat to death Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks fruit punch is a gay boxer Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks Thailand is a men's clothing store Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks socialism means partying Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks Sherlock Holmes was a housing project Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks Delta Airlines is a sorority Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks a sanitary belt is drinking a shot out of a clean glass Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks Christmas wrap is Snoop Dogg's holiday album Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks a stereotype is a clock-radio brand Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks sexual battery is something in a dildo Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks the Internet is something you catch fish with Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks a lawsuit is something you wear to court Yo' momma's so stupid, when the judge said, "Order in the court," she said, "I'll have a hamburger and a Coke " Yo' momma's so stupid, she went to the store to buy a color TV and asked what colors they had Yo' momma's so stupid, she sent me a fax with a stamp on it Yo' momma's so stupid, she tried to mail a letter with food stamps Yo' momma's so stupid, when she worked at McDonald's and someone ordered small fries, she said, "Hey Boss, all the small ones are gone " Yo' momma's so stupid, if brains were gas, she wouldn't have enough to power a flea-mobile around the inside of a Fruit Loop Yo' momma's so stupid, when they said they were playing craps, she went and got toilet paper Yo' momma's so stupid, she couldn't tell which way an elevator was going if I gave her two guesses Yo' momma's so stupid, when her husband lost his marbles, she bought him new ones Yo' momma's so stupid, she tried to drown herself in a car pool Yo' momma's so stupid, she studied for a blood test and failed Yo' momma's so stupid, she called the 7-11 to see when they closed Yo' momma's so stupid, she tried to drop acid, but the car battery fell on her foot Yo' momma's so stupid, she got shot running for the border after seeing a Taco Bell commercial Yo' momma's so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out Yo' momma's so stupid, she got on her knees to drink her Nehi peach drink Yo' momma's so stupid, she needed a tutor to learn how to scribble Yo' momma's so stupid, she ordered her sushi well done Yo' momma's so stupid, it took her two hours to watch 60 minutes Yo' momma's so stupid, when she saw the NC-17 sign, she went home and got 16 friends Yo' momma's so stupid, when yo' daddy said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon Yo' momma's so stupid, she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read Yo' momma's so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind Yo' momma's so stupid, she got locked in a grocery store and starved Yo' momma's so stupid, she sold her car for gasoline money Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks a quarterback is a refund Yo' momma's so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept Yo' momma's so stupid, she stole free bread Yo' momma's so stupid, she took a spoon to the superbowl Yo' momma's so stupid, she took the Pepsi Challenge and chose Jif Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonald's Yo' momma's so stupid, she sits on the TV and watches the couch Yo' momma's so stupid, she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain Yo' momma's so stupid that under "Education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics " Yo' momma's so stupid, she put out the cigarette butt that was heating yo' house Yo' momma's so stupid, she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes Yo' momma's so stupid, they had to burn down the school to get her out of second grade Yo' momma's so stupid, she bought a Clapper, and she only has one hand Yo' momma's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car Yo' momma's so stupid, she mates out of season Yo' momma's so stupid, her brain cells are on the endangered species list Yo' momma's so stupid, she got hit by a cup and told the cops she got mugged Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks a hot meal is stolen food Yo' momma's so stupid, she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company Yo' momma's so stupid, she thought the Nazis were saying "Hi, Hitler " Yo' momma's so stupid, when she tried to commit suicide, she jumped off the curb Yo' momma's so stupid, she went to a Clippers game to get a hair cut Yo' momma's so stupid, she went to a Whalers game to see Shamu Yo' momma's so stupid, she went to Alpha Beta and asked to buy a vowel Yo' momma's so stupid, when she saw a sign that said "Wet floor," she did Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks a triple is for extreme alcoholics Yo' momma's so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone Yo' momma's so stupid, someone yells "hoe-down," she hits the deck Yo' momma's so stupid, if you give her a penny for her intelligence, you'll get change back Yo' momma's so stupid, she took you to the airport the sign said, 'Airport left', so she turned around and went home Yo' momma's so stupid, on an application it said, "Don't write here", and she wrote, "Why?" Yo' momma's so stupid, when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line, she put "O.K." Yo' momma's so stupid, when she was filling out a job application, when she saw "sign here," she put "Scorpio" Yo' momma's so stupid, she saw Jesus walk on water and said, "It's gotta be the shoes " Yo' momma's so stupid, when asked on an application, "Sex?", she marked, "M, F and sometimes weekends too " Yo' momma's so stupid, she asked me what kind of jeans I had on, I said, "Guess", so she said "Levi's " Yo' momma's so stupid, she called information to get the number for 411 ... and when the operator said "Hold one minute", she counted to 60 and hung up Yo' momma's so stupid, she took toilet paper to a craps game Yo' momma's so stupid, she asked for a price check at the dollar store Yo' momma's so stupid, when you were born she looked at the umbilical cord and said, "Hey, everybody - he comes with cable " Yo' momma's so stupid, she went to catch the 44 bus but caught the 22 twice instead Yo' momma's so stupid, she thought menopause was a button on her tape deck Yo' momma's so stupid, if her I.Q. was any lower, she'd trip over it Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks socialism means partying Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks MCI is a rapper Yo' momma's so stupid, she had your brother thrown in rehab. 'cause he was Hooked on Phonics Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks it's the ice cubes that keeps the fridge cold Yo' momma's so stupid, she thought gangrene was another golf course Yo' momma's so stupid, it take her a month to get rid of the seven day itch Yo' momma's so stupid, she went to Alpha Beta and asked to buy a vowel Yo' momma's so stupid, she gave your uncle a blowjob cause he said it would help with his unemployment Yo' momma's so stupid, she called the cocaine hotline to order some Yo' momma's so stupid, she cooked her own complimentary breakfast Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks manual labor is a Mexican Yo' momma's so stupid, she has one toe and bought a pair of flip flops Yo' momma's so stupid, on her job application where it says 'emergency contact', she put '911' Yo' momma's so stupid, she said "what's that letter after x", I said, 'Y'; she said, "'Cause I wanna know " Yo' momma's so stupid, she thought Hamburger Helper came with another person Yo' momma's so stupid, she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats Yo' momma's so stupid, she thought the board of education was a piece of wood Yo' momma's so stupid, I saw her in the frozen food section with a fishing rod Yo' momma's so stupid, I taught her how to do the running man and I haven't seen her since Yo' momma's so stupid, when she counts to ten she get stuck at 11 Yo' momma's so stupid, when you were born, she looked at the umbilical cord and said, "Whoa This thing comes wit cable " Yo' momma's so ugly, she looks like you Yo' momma's so ugly, when she looks in the mirror, the reflection ducks Yo' momma's so ugly, even the elephant man paid to see her Yo' momma's so ugly, when your dad wants to have sex in the car, he tells her to get out Yo' momma's so ugly, the last time I saw something that looked like her, I pinned a tail on it Yo' momma's so ugly, we put her in the kennel when we go on vacation Yo' momma's so ugly, people at the circus pay money NOT to see her Yo' momma's so ugly, when she gets up, the sun goes down Yo' momma's so ugly, she'd scare the monster out of Loch Ness Yo' momma's so ugly, yo' daddy tosses the ugly stick, and she fetches it every time Yo' momma's so ugly, they rub tree branches on her face to make ugly sticks Yo' momma's so ugly, the kids call her Lassie and feed the b*tch biscuits Yo' momma's so ugly, I took her to the zoo and the monkeys said, "Damn, how'd you get out so fast " Yo' momma's so ugly, when she went to Taco Bell, everyone ran for the border Yo' momma's so ugly, I heard that yo' daddy first met her at the pound Yo' momma's so ugly, I can have sex with her in any position and it's still doggy style Yo' momma's so ugly, she entered a dog show and won Yo' momma's so ugly, her doctor is a vet Yo' momma's so ugly, if ugly were bricks, she'd be a high rise Yo' momma's so ugly, if ugly were an Olympic event, she would be the dream team Yo' momma's so ugly, she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares Yo' momma's so ugly, even a blind man wouldn't have sex with her When yo' momma was born they had to take her out of the trash can, 'cause the doctor said, "Throw this shit away " Yo' momma's so ugly, when she was born, they tinted the windows of her incubator Yo' momma's so ugly, when she was born, the doctor didn't know which end to slap Yo' momma's so ugly, the doctor is still smacking her ass Yo' momma's so ugly, when she was born, the doctor slapped her mother Yo' momma's so ugly, when she was born, the doctor smacked everyone Yo' momma's so ugly, they threw her away and kept the afterbirth Yo' momma's so ugly, when she was born, the doctor took her and told her mother, "If this doesn't start to cry in ten seconds, it was a tumor " Yo' momma's so ugly, when she was born the Doctor looked at her ass and her face and said: "My God, Siamese twins " Yo' momma's so ugly, just after her birth, her mother saw the afterbirth and said, "Twins " Yo' momma's so ugly, just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure," and her father said, "Yeah, let's go bury it " Yo' momma's so ugly, when she was born, GOD admitted that even HE could make a mistake Yo' momma's so ugly, her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her Yo' momma's so ugly, it makes me wish birth control is retroactive Yo' momma's so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals " Yo' momma's so ugly, she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning Yo' momma's so ugly, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower Yo' momma's so ugly, instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck Yo' momma's so ugly, when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras Yo' momma's so ugly, when she walks down the street in September, people say, "It's Halloween already? " Yo' momma's so ugly, they pay her to put her clothes ON in strip joints Yo' momma's so ugly, when they took her to the beautician, it took twelve hours...for a quote Yo' momma's so ugly, even Rice Krispies won't talk to her Yo' momma's so ugly, she turned Medusa to stone Yo' momma's so ugly, she scares the roaches away Yo' momma's so ugly, yo' daddy takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye If my dog had a face as ugly as yo' momma's, I'd shave his ass and make him walk backwards Yo' momma's so ugly, her face looks like a blind cobbler's thumb Yo' momma's so ugly, her face is like the south end of a north-bound camel Yo' momma's so ugly, Dairy Queen won't even treat her right Yo' momma's so ugly, she's like 7-UP...never had it, never will Yo' momma's so ugly, she could scare a hungry wolf off a meat truck Yo' momma's so ugly, she had to wear two bags over her head in case one breaks Yo' momma's so ugly, she's only had one successful job - being a scarecrow Yo' momma's so ugly, she just got a job at the airport - sniffing for drugs Yo' momma's so ugly, she makes *YOU* look good Yo' momma's so ugly, her psychiatrist makes her lie face down Yo' momma's so ugly, when she goes to the beach, the tide won't come in Yo' momma's so ugly, the tide won't even take her out Yo' momma's so ugly, when she went to jump in a lake, the lake jumped back Yo' momma's so ugly, her momma had to feed her with a sling shot Yo' momma's so ugly, she practices birth control by leaving the lights on Yo' momma's so ugly, peeping toms break into her house and CLOSE the blinds Yo' momma's so ugly, she has little round marks all over her body from people touching her with 10-foot poles Yo' momma is so ugly, her face could stop a sun dial Yo' momma's so ugly, they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies Yo' momma's so ugly, they didn't make her wear a costume when she tried out for Star Wars Yo' momma's so ugly, when she walked into a haunted house, she came out with a paycheck Yo' momma's so ugly, her face is closed on weekends Yo' momma's so ugly, she has to trick-or-treat over the phone Yo' momma's so ugly, when she gets up, the sun goes down Yo' momma's so ugly, two guys broke into her apt., she yelled "rape", and they yelled "NO " Yo' momma's so ugly, when she was lying on the beach, the cat tried to bury her Yo' momma's so ugly, cockroaches go like this: "HI, MOM " Yo' momma's so ugly, she frightened away both the beauty and the beast Yo' momma's so ugly, she strips wall paper from walls for a living Yo' momma's so ugly, she dated Jabba the Hut and HE was the looker Yo' momma's so ugly, when she was a baby, her parents had a little yellow sign in their car window that read, "THING ON BOARD" Yo' momma's so ugly, she's like Taco Bell - when people see her, they run for the border Yo' momma's so ugly, she scares people even with the lights out Yo' momma's so ugly, it looks like her neck threw up Yo' momma is so ugly, her face is registered as a biological weapon Yo' momma's so ugly, the NHL banned her for life Yo' momma's so ugly, your dad's breath smells like sh*t because he would rather kiss her ass Yo' momma's so ugly, she'd make a freight train take a dirt road Yo' momma's so ugly, it looks like her face caught fire and they put it out with an ice pick Yo' momma's so ugly, her mother used to put rubber bands on her ears so people would think the girl was wearing a mask Yo' momma's so ugly, she wasn't beaten with an ugly stick...the whole forest fell on her Yo' momma's so ugly, she's the cover girl for iodine Yo' momma's so ugly, even Rice Krispies won't talk to her Yo' momma's so ugly, her face is closed on weekends Yo' momma's so ugly, her picture is on the inside of a Roach Motel Yo' momma's so ugly, she can look up a camel's butt and scare its hump off Yo' momma's so ugly, the last time she heard a whistle was when she got hit by a train Yo' momma's so ugly, they put her face on box of Ex-Lax and sold it empty Yo' momma's so ugly, when she passes by a bathroom, the toilet flushes Yo' momma's so ugly, she's was a three bagger: 1 for her head, 1 for yours in case hers fell off, and 1 by the door in case anyone walked in Yo' momma's so ugly, she has to get her vibrator drunk first Yo' momma's so old, she's got hieroglyphics on her driver's license Yo' momma's so old, the key on Ben Franklin's kite was to her apartment Yo' momma's so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her Yo' momma's so old, when she was young, rainbows were black and white Yo' momma's so old, her memory is in black and white Yo' momma's so old, she has an autographed Bible Yo' momma's so old, the candles cost more than the birthday cake Yo' momma's so old, when she was born, the Dead Sea was just getting sick Yo' momma's so old, her social security number is 1 Yo' momma's so old, her birth certificate says "expired" on it Yo' momma's so old, she farts dust Yo' momma's so old, when I told her to act her age, she died Yo' momma's so old and fat that when God said "Let there be light," He told her to move her fat ass Yo' momma's so old, George Burns calls her "Grandma" Yo' momma's so old, she owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp Yo' momma's so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince Yo' momma's so old, she's blind from the big bang Yo' momma's so old, Jurassic Park brought back memories Yo' momma's so old, she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook Yo' momma's so old, when Moses split the Red Sea, she was on the other side fishing Yo' momma's so old, she knew the Beetles when they were the New Kids on the Block Yo' momma's so old, she owes Jesus a nickel Yo' momma's so old, she used to babysit Jesus Yo' momma's so old, her birthday's expired Yo' momma's so poor, even her BOSS pants are unemployed Yo' momma's so poor, she has to take the trash IN Yo' momma's so poor, I went to her house and took down some cobwebs, and she said, "Who's tearing down the drapes? " Yo' momma's so poor, when I saw her rolling some trash cans around in an alley, I asked her what she was doing; she said, "Remodeling " Yo' momma's so poor, when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked what she was doing, and she said "Moving " Yo' momma was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage " Yo' momma's so poor, I came over for dinner and saw three beans on the table; I took one, and she said "Don't be greedy " Yo' momma's so poor, when I stepped on her door mat, she said, "Hey, you can't go upstairs " Yo' momma's so poor, I stepped on her skateboard and she said, "Hey, get off the car " Yo' momma's so poor, I walked into her house and swatted a firefly and she said, "Who turned off the lights? " Yo' momma's so poor, I went into her house and flushed a cockroach down the toilet and she said, "Hey, where'd Grandma go? " Yo' momma's so poor, I walked into her house, asked to use the bathroom, and she said, "Third tree to your right " Yo' momma's so poor, after I p*ssed in your yard, she thanked me for watering the lawn Yo' momma's so poor, when I asked what was for dinner, she pulled her shoelaces off and said "Spaghetti " Yo' momma's so poor, her face is on the front of a food stamp Yo' momma's so poor, when she heard about the last supper, she thought she had run out of food stamps Yo' momma's so poor, she got arrested for breaking the gum-ball machine because it didn't take food stamps Yo' momma's so poor, she puts food stamps in your penny loafers Yo' momma's so poor, when I ring the doorbell, she says "DING " Yo' momma's so poor, when I ring the doorbell, I hear the toilet flush Yo' momma's so poor, when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers Yo' momma's so poor, she went to McDonald's and had to put her french fries on lay-a-way Yo' momma's so poor, she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning Yo' momma's so poor, burglars break in her house and leave money Yo' momma's so poor, she married young just to get the rice Yo' momma's so poor, the Somalians are sending HER food Yo' momma's so poor, I stepped on a cigarette and she yelled, "Who turned off the heat? " Yo' momma's so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention Yo' momma's so po', she can't even afford the "or" Yo' momma's so poor, she wipes with both sides of the toilet paper Yo' momma's so poor, the only time she's smelled hot food was when a rich man farted Yo' momma's so poor, yo' TV's got two channels: on and off Yo' momma's so poor, when yo' family watches TV, they go to Sears Yo' momma's so poor, when she wrote a check, the whole bank bounced Yo' momma's so dark, she went to night school and was marked absent Yo' momma's so dark, she leaves fingerprints on charcoal Yo' momma's so dark, a piece of coal makes a white mark on her Yo' momma's so dark, she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from eating her fingers Yo' momma's so dark, they die bowling balls in her bath water Yo' momma's so dark, when she sits in a hot tub, she makes tea Yo' momma's so dark, if she sat in a jacuzzi, the water would turn into coffee Yo' momma's so dark, she drinks water and pees coffee Yo' momma's so dark, the police shot at her, and the bullets came back for flashlights Yo' momma's so dark, when she gets out of the car, the oil light comes on Yo' momma's so fat 'n dark, she jumped in the ocean and they thought she was an oil spill Yo' momma's so dark, when people refer to darkness coming in the future, they refer to her next visit Yo' momma's so dark, they made a movie of her heart transplant called "From the darkest heart of Africa" Yo' momma's so dark, she bleeds smoke Yo' momma's so dark, that lightening bugs follow her in the daytime Yo' momma's so dark, when she puts lotion on her legs, it looks like she has on leather pants Yo' momma's so dark, if they put her in a bottle, she'd be a Pepsi Yo' family's so dark, when they hold hands, they look like a stretch limo Yo' momma's so black, she goes to a funeral naked, and no one notices Yo' momma's so fat and black, when she goes skydiving she turns day into night Yo' momma's so short, she has to cuff her underwear Yo' momma's so short, she has to get a running start to get up on the toilet Yo' momma's so short, she broke her leg jumping off the toilet Yo' momma's so short, she jumps off curbs, saying, "Wheeee " Yo' momma's so short, her best friend is an ant Yo' momma's so short, her homies are the Keebler Elves Yo' momma's so short, she doesn't have legs, she has feet growing out her ass Yo' momma's so short, she tried to commit suicide with a pin Yo' momma's so short, she's afraid to get off the carpet alone Yo' momma's so short, you can see her feet on her driver's license Yo' momma's so short, she poses for trophies Yo' momma's so short, she does back-flips under the bed Yo' momma's so short, she has to look down to look up Yo' momma's so short, she needs a ladder to pick up a dime Yo' momma's so small, she can sit on a dime and swing her legs Yo' momma's so short, she pole vaults with a toothpick Yo' momma's so short, she can bungee-jump off a curb Yo' momma's so short, she has to slam-dunk her change on the bus Yo' momma's so nasty, she threw a boomerang and it wouldn't even come back Yo' momma's so nasty, she uses her dirty clothes as a weapon Yo' momma's so nasty, she has to creep up on bath water Yo' momma's so nasty, the government uses her bath water for chemical weapons Yo' momma's so nasty, she only changes her drawers once every 10,000 miles Yo' momma's so nasty, I called her for phone sex, and she gave me an ear infection Yo' momma's so nasty, I talked to her over the computer, and she gave me a virus Yo' momma's so nasty, while you were being delivered, the doctor was wearing an oxygen mask Yo' momma's so nasty, every time she opens her mouth, she's talking shit Yo' momma reminds me of a toilet: short, white, and smells like sh*t I saved yo' momma's life today...I killed a sh*t-eating dog on the way over Yo' momma's so nasty, she brings crabs to the beach Yo' momma's so nasty, she gotta put ice down her drawers to keep the crabs fresh Yo' momma's so nasty, she made Speed Stick slow down Yo' momma's so nasty, she made Ben Gay go straight Yo' momma's so nasty, she made Right Guard turn left Yo' momma's so nasty, she made Right Guard call for backup Yo' momma's so nasty, even the fishery paid her to leave Yo' momma's so nasty, Ozzie Osbourne refused to bite her head off Yo' momma's so nasty, the Nat'l Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts Yo' momma's so nasty, skunks run from her Yo' momma's so nasty, a skunk smelled her *ss and passed out Yo' momma's so nasty, she makes onions cry Yo' momma's so nasty, she went swimming, and now we have the Dead Sea Yo' momma's so nasty, she joined the four horseman: war, death, famine, disease Yo' momma's so nasty, she's like Shaq - she don't fake the funk Yo' momma's drawers are so nasty, the roaches check in, but they don't check out Yo' momma's so nasty, flies land on her picture Yo' momma's so nasty, she has to use Black Flag for a deodorant Yo' momma's so nasty, lice visit her on their vacations Yo' momma's so nasty, not even flies would go near her Yo' momma's so nasty, she uses Drain-o to douche Yo' momma's so hairy, when she went to a salon, she told the stylist to cut her hair, and she opened up her shirt Yo' momma's so hairy, she wears a Nike tag on her weave, so now everyone calls her Hair Jordan Yo' momma's so hairy, she's got afros on her breasts Yo' momma's so hairy, she braids her hair - on her upper lip Yo' momma ain't so bad...she would give you the hair off of her back Yo' momma's so hairy, she looks like a Chia Pet with an afro Yo' momma's so hairy, she looks like a Chia Pet with a sweater on Yo' momma's so hairy, she shaves with a weed whacker Yo' momma's so hairy, she uses a lawn mower to shave her armpits Yo' momma's so hairy, it looks like she has Don King in a head-lock Yo' momma's so hairy, Bigfoot took a picture of her Yo' momma's so hairy, she doesn't have a bikini line - she has a bikini book Yo' momma's so hairy, you almost died of rug burn at birth Yo' momma's legs are so hairy, if she had fur coat and a banana, they'd stick her back in the zoo Yo' momma's so hairy, when she goes to the circus, the bearded lady protests against non-union workers Yo' momma's so hairy, she was a stunt double for Chubaca in Star Wars Yo' momma's so hairy, she got a trim and lost ten pounds Yo' momma's so hairy, if I shaved her legs, I could supply wigs for the entire Hair Club for Men Yo' momma's so hairy, she beats her chest after sex Yo' momma's so greasy, her freckles slipped off Yo' momma's so greasy, she used bacon as a band-aid Yo' momma's so greasy, Texaco buys oil from her Yo' momma's so greasy, when she jumps in the ocean, she leaves a ring around the shore Yo' momma's so greasy, when she cooks, she rubs the pan with her hair Yo' momma's so greasy, when she slid into second, her butt ended up in Detriot Yo' momma's so greasy, she sweats Crisco Yo' momma's so skinny, I could blind-fold her with dental floss Yo' momma's so skinny, she has to run around in the shower to get wet Yo' momma's so skinny, when she lets the water out of the bathtub, her toes get caught in the drain Yo' momma's so skinny, she has to stand in the same place twice to cast a shadow Yo' momma's so skinny, instead of calling her your parent, you call her transparent Yo' momma's so skinny, she uses Chapstick for deodorant Yo' momma's so skinny, she hula hoops with a Cheerio Yo' momma's so skinny, you can save her from drowning by tossing her a Cheerio Yo' momma's so skinny, she has to wear a belt with spandex Yo' momma's so skinny, when she wears a red dress, people think she's a thermometer Yo' momma's so skinny, when she swallowed a marble, I thought she was nine months pregnant Yo' momma's so skinny, she uses a tie for a blanket Yo' momma's so skinny, she has to make knots in her panty hose so that her knees can be seen Yo' momma's so skinny, I gave her a piece of popcorn and she went into a coma Yo' momma's so skinny, if she had dreads, I'd grab her by the ankles and use her to mop the floor Yo' momma's butt is so bony, she put her drawers on and cut them in two Yo' momma's so skinny, she got a run in her hose and she fell out Yo' momma's got eyes in her butt, talking about "D*mn, did you see that sh*t? " Yo' momma ain't got no fingers, talking about how she's pressing charges Yo' momma's got no left eye, and she's talkin' 'bout "Make this left " Yo' momma's got one leg, talkin' 'bout "Ain't no half steppin' " Yo' momma's got three fingers, talkin' 'bout "Gimme five " Yo' momma ain't got no arms, talkin' 'bout "I'm hangin' in there " Yo' momma ain't got no eyes, talkin' 'bout "I see what you mean " Yo' momma ain't got no ears, talkin' 'bout "I hear ya " Yo' momma ain't got no legs, talkin' 'bout how she's gonna run for president Yo' momma ain't got no legs, talkin' 'bout how she's running things Yo' momma's got no fingers talking 'bout wanting to be with the Pointer sisters Yo' momma's got no legs and always talking about how she kicks ass Yo' momma has one leg and says "I'll kick yo' ass " Yo' momma's got one ear, talking 'bout she wants to hear both sides of the story Yo' momma sits in a wheelchair and says "I ain't gonna stand for this " Yo' momma has no neck and says "I'm the head of this family " Yo' momma has an afro with a chin strap Yo' momma has a wooden afro with an 'X' carved in the back Yo' momma got a metal afro with rusty sideburns Yo' momma has a `fro with landing lights Yo' momma got two wooden legs and one is on backward Yo' momma got a wooden leg with a real foot Yo' momma's got a wooden leg with a kick stand and has to nail her stockings up Yo' momma got a wooden leg with branches Yo' momma has green hair and thinks she's a tree Yo' momma got a bald head with a part and sideburns Yo' momma has a glass eye with a fish in it Yo' momma got so many teeth missing it looks like her tongue is in jail Yo' momma has ten fingers - all on the same hand Yo' momma has four eyes and two pairs of sunglasses Yo' momma got three teeth...one in her mouth and two in her pocket Yo' momma's got one leg longer than other and they call her call her 'hip hop' Yo' momma's got one toe and one knee and they call her 'Tony' Yo' momma's got three toes and three knees and they call her 'Toni Tone Tony' Yo' momma's got one leg and people call her 'Ilene' Yo' momma's got one eye, one leg, one arm and one knee and they call her 'Uno' Yo' momma has one arm and when she fights, the announcer says, "She throws a right, a right, and another right " Yo' momma's has no ears... I seen her trying on sunglasses... Yo' momma's got a four dollar weave and don't know when to leave Yo' momma's got hair on her tongue and she gargles with curl activator Yo' momma's got more weave than a dog in traffic Yo' momma's got snake skin teeth Yo' momma has a short leg and walks in circles Yo' momma's hair is so short, when she braided it, they looked like stitches Yo' momma's hair is so short, she curls it with rice Yo' momma's hair is so nappy, she has to take Tylenol just to comb it Yo' momma's hair is so nappy, even Moses couldn't part it Yo' momma's hair is so nappy, her comb had to get dentures Yo' momma's hair is so nappy, when she combs her hair, her teeth bleed Yo' momma's hair has so much mousse in it, it could deflect bullets Yo' momma's so bald, even a wig wouldn't help Yo' momma's so bald, you can see what's on her mind Yo' momma's so bald, I can read her mind Yo' momma's so bald, she took a shower and got brainwashed Yo' momma's so bald, when she puts on a turtle neck, she looks like a roll on deodorant Yo' momma's so bald, when she goes to sleep, her head keeps slipping off the pillow Yo' momma's head is so small, she use a tea-bag as a pillow Yo' momma's head is so small, she got her ear pierced and died Yo' momma's head is so small, she could wear fruit loops as head rags Yo' momma's head is so big, it shows up on radar Yo' momma's head is so big she has to step into her shirts Yo' momma's head is so big, she has to wash her hair at Niagra Falls Yo' momma's forehead's so big, you could show slides on it Yo' momma's ears are so big, she drives the freeways by sonar Yo' momma's ears are so big, she can hear sign language Yo' momma's ears are so big, she can hear what I'm thinking Yo' momma has so much wax in her ears, I stuck a Q-Tip in and pulled out a crayon Yo' momma's lips are so big, ChapStick had to invent a spray Yo' momma's lips are so big, she puts on her lipstick with a paint-roller Yo' momma's lips are so big, when she smiles, her hair gets wet |
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Battlin' Billy - Student 
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You should have read them too her!  _______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! |
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Nero - Student 
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I've read the first five or some and then my mom came in _______________ -Nero Quote: Curious, Smartass, what else? |
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Rogue Lord - Ex-Student 
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WhO is this "YO" an y does Eclipse know so much about his MommA.... maybe they dated... soooooo confused and is her head so BIG or so SmalL... i just cant keep up  _______________ NONE SHALL PASS He welds the blade of a FalleN HerO, but now he is the HerO, and it is others who shall FALL.... There are only DancerS and the DancE... All is DancE.. ALL IS.. ~GanneRs LasT StanD. This comment was edited by Rogue Lord on May 30 2003 01:46am. |
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Jedi_Venezuela - Ex-Student 
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I read the first two, laughed my arse off, and then wonder what was the poll about. When I realized how big the post was i just said: Holy S***!!! So the obvious answer is Heeeeeellzzzzz no I'm not reading the whole thing, plus I'm a slow reader in english. _______________ Adrian, Jedi_Venezuela .:J:. JA Spanish Teacher |
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PlooKoon - Student 
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same hell! no no chance in hell hell no no chance in hell hell no chance ohhhhhhh i feel dizzy!!!!!!!!!! _______________ Moo |
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Phantom - Student 
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HELLS NO! Thinking hurts my head J/P _______________ -Phantom Ex-Master to Threat. Proud owner of Sazabi's 1500th comment! And Threats 50th comment "Insanity: a perfect rational adjustment to an insane world" |
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Lian Del Rey - Student 
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My head.. that's GOT to be the longest post EVER! _______________ slorp |
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Battlin' Billy - Student 
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Yo Mamma is so fat, her belt size is "Equator"! Yo Mamma is so fat, when she goes to a diner, she doesn't ask for a menu, she asks for an estimate! _______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! This comment was edited by Battlin' Billy on May 25 2003 09:19pm. |
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Jake Kainite - Student 
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You see ? Yet again I have proven that I'm the best, and everything I say is right. Heres a lesson for you thread posters, KEEP IT SMALL _______________ Apprenctice of Jedi Master Ascari (deceased) Descended from a line of great Jedi Will argue any point of view from any side
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Psycho - Ex-Student 
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I read the 60 first lines, then I saw how long the thread was, so I dropped it  _______________ ---->66.165.90.207:28070!One of the best public servers evah!! |
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Plo Koon - Student 
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your so skinny you have to run around the shower to get wet or Your so fat its her birthday everytime she turns around... _______________ Free Tibet! Click this link,and learn Here too |
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Jello` - Student 
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I read about the first 40 and then skipped around. _______________ Brady Brothers: Orion-Greg, Furi0us-Peter, Me-Bobby. Long lost cousin to Flash. Midbie Council #007. Ex-JAK. |
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Flamori Athena - Student 
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ohhh maaan....I can't remember when I last laughed so much. I've made it to the "Yo' momma's so fat, when she fell over, she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again" one, but the list seems to go on forever... _______________ «±» 21st on the Midbie Council, Profile ID: 2027 «±» True wisdom is the knowledge that you know nothing. |
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Virtue - Jedi Council 
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I think there are enough there to cuss each and every one of us at the Academy. _______________ Academy Architect |
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JavaGuy - Student 
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Yo mama's armpits are so hairy, looks like she got Don King in a headlock! _______________ My signature is only one line. You're welcome. |
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Nemesis Nova - Student 
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I read them all  _______________ Stop with the stupid sigs would you? Yea sure, why not, i'll stop asking myself things too... |
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Jake Kainite - Student
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This is all well and good, I love a good joke but there does come a point when posting too much is just silly................ honestly, own up, who sat and read ALL of these ? And who just read the first 10 or so ? Put a poll on here please Eclipse, it'd be nice to see what people answer _______________ Apprenctice of Jedi Master Ascari (deceased) Descended from a line of great Jedi Will argue any point of view from any side
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Padawan On A Stick - Student 
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lol... you have way too much time on your hands... GIVE ME SOME!!! I think you forgot one... Yo momma so ugly, she scared the shit outa monica lewinsky _______________ When you are told something for years, you learn to accept it. But, after the truth is revealed, you feel conufusion, isolation, and depression. Then you ask, where do I belong? I'm searching for that answer. This comment was edited by Padawan On A Stick on May 22 2003 09:55pm. |
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Nemesis Nova - Student 
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!! YOU MISSED THIS ONE !! Yo' Mamma's so fat she need the mayor building permission to get her pants done or Yo' Mamma's so fat that her *ss is declared as "First Country on the Black list of the USA" _______________ Stop with the stupid sigs would you? Yea sure, why not, i'll stop asking myself things too... |
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Loaf - Ex-Student 
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lol, sweet. gotta uyse some of those what site did you get those off (and don't say you wrote them ) |
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