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Nemesis Nova - Student  |
I want to know you personnal *funny* *embarassing* personnal experience Go ahead post!  _______________ Stop with the stupid sigs would you? Yea sure, why not, i'll stop asking myself things too... |
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Lian Del Rey - Student 
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Well, one time I was camping with my friend. We were making s'mores. We could only find weak long sticks. My friend put two marshmellows on her stick. She heated the marshmellows (so they're sticky, not burned, so that means there's no fire.) She held her stick up high, and the stick broke. The marshmellows fell and landed on her public area.  When she took the marshmellows off, they still left a mark. It was sad to see, but strangely hilarious (for all of us, even my friend.) Luckily she had her shirt on. _______________ slorp |
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ODIN - Ex-Student 
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Well this was funny as hell when I was in high school, That would be about a hundred years ago...at lest it feel that way. Anyhow, I was in grade ten and a friend and me snuck into (well walked in, the teacher never locked the door) english class. We set to work crazy gluing everthing, book to the teachers desk, papers and crazy glued a few playboy center folds to the roll away black boards. After lunch everyone went to their class rooms and the teacher had a hell of a time opening her desk and just plan trying to get the class started. When she rolled down the black board her face turned beat red. Plus everyguy in class started whislting. LOL! _______________ Next time you wave, Use all your fingers! |
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Trekked - Student 
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this is Embarresig but, when i was 13 i was with my Freind and i was about to sit down and my freind said THERE'S A BEE THERE!!! of corse i didn't belive him so i sat down and i got STUNG IN THE REAR! it hurt like $$$$ and my freind was laughing his head off _______________ he's a Real nowhere man,Sitting in his Nowhere land.making all his Nowhere plans for nobody |
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Hèlèñ¢å†hè®îñè - Student 
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Oh god forgive me Dad if u ever read this....i remember when i was younger, maybe 11 or so....my brother and i recorded the sound of my dad peeing in the toilet...we sneaked out with the tape recorder....stood at the toilet door and pressed record lmao....yep we got caught!..the tape was destroyed....and we were grounded for a week! lol _______________ Treat others the way you expect to be treated 
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Battlin' Billy - Student 
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I got a good one: When my bro and I were kids (me about 12, he about 9-10), I had come home from my friends house and walked into the backyard. My bro was hanging out with his friend John. He called me a poopy-head or something stupid like that, so I cursed him out. He then picked up a dried piece of dog crap and threw it at me. He hit me like in the chest with it. I got so mad at him, I picked up the dog crap and threw it back at him. As I'm doing this, he's laughing his ass off. While his mouth was open, the dog crap went right into his mouth! He immediately stopped laughing and started running inside to the bathroom. There was a trail of puke all the way from where he was standing into the bathroom. I swear I wasn't aiming for his mouth or even his face. I just wanted to hit him anywhere. To this day, I don't let him forget it! _______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! |
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Nemesis Nova - Student 
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Well it happened to me today. I'm in a private school and we have to wear uniform but today they let us wear civil clothes (normal. There was a friend of mine (girl) that was wearing a t-shirt with monkeys on it. When I noticed the cool monkeys(that were at her boobs heights) I went like: -AAAAAAAAA des singes!! Trop cool! (AAAAAAAAA monkeys!! Too cool!) and the girl understood it wrong because there was a lot of noise in the class and the words seins and singes are almost de same except for a -ge and the end of singes and thats what she understood: -AAAAAAAAAAAA! Des seins! I sont gros! (AAAAAAAAAAAA! BOOBS! THERE BIG!) and now all of secondary 4 (10th grade) knows about it  _______________ Stop with the stupid sigs would you? Yea sure, why not, i'll stop asking myself things too... This comment was edited by Nemesis Nova on May 30 2003 12:42am. |
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Acey Spadey - Student 
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well this happened to me one time after having a few drinks, um..forgot how many got on the train, and my train trip was 1 hour 15 min long, i layed down on one of the big seats and fell straight asleep or passed out. either one.. i woke up 3 hours later..... end of the line. and that was the last train. my first thought. "hmm we stopped..hmm..newcastle..hmm...F*******" so i got off the train, the next wasn't for a couple of hours and i could be bothered waiting. so i grabbed a taxi and an hour and a half later and $250 less, i finally got home _______________ .Lag Bro to Xanatos. Adopted Twin to Bubu. Big-Brother to SmilyKrazy ---- JATSRAD Guru, JASE Member, JA SP Mod Staff ---- The Order of the Stick -- Big thanks to Mango for my avatar -- Quote: Sometimes you've got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun.
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Quote: whats the point of growing up, if your not allowed to act childish!
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Dicemaster - Student 
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This isn't really embarrising, but its funny (at least to us) tonight me and 3 of my friends bought 2 pounds of dry ice, and lots of water bottles. we then proceded to make about 4 dry ice bombs over a period of an hour or so. This was all in a residentail area of town. as we were leaving my friends house to try a new thing out in the country, a cop car drove by us, through the parking lot, around a couple times then left. Lets just say we never blew another bomb (at least not tonight) yeah it was great They sound like shot guns or rifles when they explode its pretty sweet -Dice _______________ Dicemaster |
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Ash - Eats Babies 
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I work at a water park over the summer. I sell merchandise and ice cream outside. One of our top sellers is a device called a big squirt (a giant ass squirt gun. imagine an animal ballon filled with water). every employee there that works outside is going to be squirted by some snotty ass kid. it is inevitable. one day this kid walked up to me with his squirt gun and aimed it at me. i looked right at him and said "If you suirt me with that I will fucking lance your face open." yeah, the kid kinda looked shocked and ran off. i felt pretty good after that. i would have been proud if i had gotten fired for it. i mean, if i would have to get fired, thats the way i want to go.......well, then again a murderous rampage would work too. _______________ "We keep odd hours...." ----------------------- They Live, We Sleep |
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Nemesis Nova - Student
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lol _______________ Stop with the stupid sigs would you? Yea sure, why not, i'll stop asking myself things too... |
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Battlin' Billy - Student
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This didn't happen to me, it was a friend of mine up in college. Me and my friend Deanna, went to the dining hall for dinner and they were serving quiche (pr. keesh) that night. She had never heard of it b4, and said she'd like to try a quickie. Me and the guys serving the food were cracking up. _______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! |
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aph3x - Retired 
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ok well this one time i was at a show...and i was really drunk so i get buttassnaked and jumped up stage and the band stopped playing and i just laughed and laughed. that was a horrible night. |
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aph3x - Retired 
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one time....oh wait i better not tell you about that |
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