| Star Wars : The Jedi Academy - The Novel | |
|
Jedi Al Khalaas - Student  |
A Long time ago, In a galaxy far far away.....
The Jedi Academy!!! A Story in numerous parts! In which you decide what happens, and you can star. I cant think of any rules, but post your continouation of the story in response to the last post , keep it real, keep it funny but not too silly. I will kick off the first Chapter....... This post was edited by Jedi Al Khalaas on Jan 10 2003 05:15am. |
| < Recent Comments | Login and add your comment! | Previous Comments > |
| Comments |
|
Lian Del Rey - Student 
|
<Bah>
Suddenly all the Night Elves came by and destroyed the Undead, lead by Shandris, Jaina, etc. And all the other undead were killed because they saw too many flashy lights and pretty colors from the wisps. _______________ slorp |
|
Demon - Student 
|
<lol this is getting sicker by the moment  >
But then in came mortar teams, steam tanks, footmen, grunts, chimaeras, and following them was who???.............Masadoobie!!!!!! He has find a way to come back and help the jedi. All the troops started whiping the floor with the dragon which lay dead in a matter of seconds. But following the troops came...........THE UNDEAD!!! A mass army of undead Reborns, ghuls, liches, death knights and DEMONS!!!! Yes Demons!!!! Hellhounds, Lord Archimonde, Infernos and much much more. Is this the end of the JA??????? _______________ Quote: Peace is a lie, there is only passion. Through passion I gain strength. Through strength I gain power. Through power I gain victory. Through victory my chains are broken. The Force will free me. -The Code of The Sith
|
|
Icco - Student 
|
ok, story wise get everything in here for the sstory by the end of feb. 1 and ill put it together. _______________ "this is Icco. Icco is old. Icco is lost. Icco is cool, but Icco doesn't know what the meaning of 'macrophageal sex'." - Vaughn /Icco |
|
Lian Del Rey - Student 
|
Never a conclusion, never! Ha ha!
Neeeeee *falls of a cliff* aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!  _______________ slorp |
|
SaltyDJ - Ex-Student 
|
lol, thnx bubu
btw, lian, that post of mine was supposed to be the conclusion, lol, oh well n/m...  |
|
Lian Del Rey - Student
|
Then Bubu jumped back onto the plank, ran into the pit room with a normal lightsaber, deactivated his lightsaber, kissed the big bad dragon, who started melting.
"I'm melting I'm melting!" Then everything started to turn.... pink. Then everybody was standing away from Bubu. Talk about bad breath. The End. (just kidding  ) _______________ slorp |
|
Bubu - Hubbub 
|
lol salty.. i like your posts.. hehe
as for lian, well.. you killed me, and destroyed my computer.. so forget about it! _______________ make install -not war |
|
Lian Del Rey - Student
|
Lianiotte (the real one, not evil) notices Bubu, thinking that Bubu is the cause to Rampage's disappearance.
She activates her lightsaber, and charges towards Bubu, who, already noticed Lianiotte. He turned. There were many DFAs, lunges, let alone saber locks. About seven minutes later, Bubu swung his lightsaber at Lianiotte's feet, and she jumped up to do a medium DFA. Bubu jumped back, ran towards Lianiotte, and there was another saber lock. The matrix floor broke open, to reveal a fiery pit. The saber lock continued. A green dragon's hand grabbed Bubu's arm, and pulled him into the pit. *******AT KANSAS******* Bubu got mad, and was reaching for his fire button, when his computer exploded. Bubu was hanging onto the plank in the pit room. ******MEANWHILE****** The huge green dragon's head came out of the pit. It filled half of the Matrix. The whole academy (even Yavin4) started breaking apart, which might soon become a fire planet if quick action isn't taken. The dragon bit/gripped Lianiotte with its teeth, and slammed Lianiotte onto the ground. A few Jedi ran up to Lianiotte, who them became victims to the dragon. Last words were coming from Lianiotte. "I don't fear death... do you?" Some more Jedi were about to run towards Lianiotte, but then the Matrix became even more fiery. Room was running out. The two planks have already fallen down. Then Morpheus pulled the plug on the dragon. (Just kidding. Who did I get that from?) Lianiotte's body fallen into the pit, with three more Jedi. The dragon has come up to its chest. Barely anybody noticed part of the roof. (WTF is up with this roof stuff?!) The sky was bloody red. More and more pits were growing on Yavin4. It's going to take twice the size of the active users in the Jedi Academy to destroy this beast. Even empowered. _______________ slorp |
|
Lian Del Rey - Student
|
<Not in story>
The Balrog is from Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring P.S. What happens in the pit room? _______________ slorp |
|
SaltyDJ - Ex-Student 
|
Salty comes to, hearing a huge confontation in the matrix room: he gets to his feet and speeds towards the battle.
Several Journeymen and Knights have already fallen, both to reborn and sith, and to Sith Lord Balrog himself, now armed with two destroyers; it seems that none can touch him. With simple flicks of his sabers, the beast slices through Jedi, it seems as though the battle is lost. Salty comes through the door to see the destruction of the Jedi in progress, he looks up at the Balrog, gulps, and decides to hack his way through the reborn instead... ---------------------Meanwhile In Kansas----------------- Bubu awakens "OMFG" he says "I must have fallen asleep" Bubu, who up till then had not slept for a day and a half quickly logs onto the Academy server and logs in as a JAT... -------------------Back at the Academy---------------- While Salty and the other Jedi are wiping the floor with countless reborn, the Balrog is still unscratched, is there no hope? It defies belief, but there IS hope. Just as the Balrog melts another JAK, a message comes in front of everyone's eyes BUBU JOINED THE BATTLE This is quickly followed by BUBU HAS BECOME ALLPOWERFULL Now Bubu rushes into the room, saber at the ready, he jumps over 6 reborn, taking them all down. These were the last of the reborn: and now the Jedi turn towards the rampaging monster. "This is impossible" Thinks Ulic But Bubu has hacked the server, and he takes no heed in provoking the following message THE DESTROYER COMETH But there is something strange about this, it's spamming, as the lag subsides, all the jedi look down at their hands to see a double bladed saber in each of them!! Within 10 minutes the Balrog falls, not dead but incredibly weak. Rampage goes in for the kill with an RDFA to the neck, but just before he reaches it, the Balrog is disconnected, taking Rampage with it! "LAMER!!!!" Shout the Jedi, but there's nothing that can be done. What is next in store for the JA?............... |
|
Lian Del Rey - Student
|
<Not in story>
What happened in the pit room? _______________ slorp |
|
Icco - Student 
|
if you guys come up with an ending i would be glad to put this into a word file or something and publish it on the site.... (ill fix gramaticle errors too) _______________ "this is Icco. Icco is old. Icco is lost. Icco is cool, but Icco doesn't know what the meaning of 'macrophageal sex'." - Vaughn /Icco |
|
Demon - Student 
|
<Not in story>
Whatever did happen to buzz vader's boss, Demon?? _______________ Quote: Peace is a lie, there is only passion. Through passion I gain strength. Through strength I gain power. Through power I gain victory. Through victory my chains are broken. The Force will free me. -The Code of The Sith
|
|
Jedi Al Khalaas - Student 
|
I am tied up with fighting viruses at work , please continue the novel!!
Firefreeze , be my guest!!!  |
|
FireFreeze - Ex-Student |
Can I come in like a dork and do something dorky?? PWEEEZE! |
|
Vaughn - Student 
|
ok, ill stop it and put chapter marks at crucial points! _______________ When you become an actor, you become the person, and you dont act anymore. You just are. - Tyler HP, Taught by Mr G Simpson |
|
Trad Redav - Student 
|
y'know, we never did chapter marks? this is still chapter 1  _______________ Well then. Just so you know, just because I don't post often doesn't mean I don't lurk this place multiple times every day... |
|
Sniya - Student 
|
Im waiting kalass _______________ The real question is not whether machines think but whether men do. Bertrand Russell http://www.thejediacademy.net/forums_detail_page.php?f_id=970 |
|
Vaughn - Student 
|
DONT FORGET THE BALROG!
I feel like i should, or could compile it together and all. Itll be difficult, but when im done, ill tell you guys. _______________ When you become an actor, you become the person, and you dont act anymore. You just are. - Tyler HP, Taught by Mr G Simpson |
|
Bubu - Hubbub 
|
weeeeeeeee i cannot wait!! _______________ make install -not war |
|
Jedi Al Khalaas - Student 
|
The final chapter of the Academy novel will replace this post later today.
Dont hold your breath, it will involve , me , Ulic Belouve, Bubu, Zero, Acidic and a pair of lusty wenches from the dark side.....oh I might throw Saddam Hussein and Prez bush in as well. Dont change the channell!!!!!!!!!! |
|
Eclipse DKana - Student 
|
The Adventures of the Academy hehehe This comment was edited by Eclipse DKana on Jan 23 2003 09:59am. |
|
Bubu - Hubbub
|
and someone should compile it all together, proof read, and post up the finished work on the forums! weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee _______________ make install -not war |
|
Vaughn - Student
|
salty stands up. Looks DJ in the eye. and says " im afraid DJ, i cannot kill you. I cannot control you. You are the DJ_Sith, i am the Salty_DJ... but i can do this!" Salty kicked DJ. He kicked him so hard, that DJ disconnected from the server. "good.... now... i... can... pass....out" Salty Passes out.
"I sence a distrubance in the force" the Sith Lord Buzz said. "What is it sir?" "i do not know. It seems as if DJ has failed, and there seems to be a very big power... Do you have the admin codes yet?" "not yet sir! We do have a knight password though." "THATS NOT GOOD ENOUGH! GET TO WORK!" Buzz screamed. Suddenly, Eclipse, who had his full title on, marched up to Buzz. "it ends here. I am afraid this is not the way of the jedi, but" *Buzz Vader has been slapped* Buzz went flying. "time for the finisher" *Buzz was teleported right infront of Eclipse* "good bye, sith lord!" Eclipse jumps down, RDFA style on Buzz. As a last ditch effort, Buzz uses his saber as a block. "fool" Eclipse thought to himself. Eclipses saber chopped right through the saber blade of Buzz, and right through Buzz himself. Buzz was on the floor, in two peices, a look of shock on his face. "the deed is done. The academy is safe." "or is it?" Eclipse spun around. Standing there, was Buzz Vaders boss. This was no Sith, nor Dark Jedi. this was possibly the greatest Jedi Ever. No words could escape Eclipses mouth. A beast, of fire and shadow was standing there, with a flaming whip, two massive hooves, two horns, and two Massive Sabers. "SithLord Balrog!" Eclipse knew that he did not have much time. He turned around and ran "AMEMPOWER" Eclipse yelled. *you are not logged in* "rats... not now!" *Eclipse is teleported to the matrix room* "im safe, for now." "what took you so long?" All the JATs, JAKs, JAStaff and JACs were standing there, all empowered. A smile ran across Eclipses face. *the destroyer Cometh!* The SithLord Balrog had dual double-bladed sabers now. Suddenly, the wall collapsed. There, with the Balrog, were thousands of little creatures, about the size of men and women. The JAS's all ran in, sabers glowing. "We'll stop the little ones, you JAT/K/C/Staff take care of the big one! The final battle started (not in story. I think it would be nice if the person who started the thread finished it off, if its going to have a finish, that means Jedi Al Khalaas has the honour of either finishing it, or giving the honour to someone else. what do you guys think? PS, ive really enjoyed writing this, we should start another once this one is finished!) _______________ When you become an actor, you become the person, and you dont act anymore. You just are. - Tyler HP, Taught by Mr G Simpson This comment was edited by Vaughn on Jan 22 2003 07:10pm. |
|
Trad Redav - Student
|
hehehehehe keep it up i'm too tired right now to write anything :\ _______________ Well then. Just so you know, just because I don't post often doesn't mean I don't lurk this place multiple times every day... |
| < Recent Comments | Login and add your comment! | Previous Comments > |