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May 29 2003 10:13pm

Iori Yagami
 - Student
Iori Yagami
Ok as the official JA banker, i'm setting up an exchange.

Its the Sith and Jedi's Exchange.
Currently we have 5 stocks. Here they are with there current share prices
Rebels Corp - $300
Skywalker Limited $135
Vadar Breathing Units $200
Imperial Forces Plc $800
Jedi Financial Services $350
Todays news:
The markets opened with the index at $1345, with moderate trading until just before noon with the announcement of a potential take over of Rebel Corp, by the warship building enterprise, Imperial Forces Plc. Shares in Rebel rose 30% to a 3month high of $300 on announcement prompting frantic dealing all over the Jedi Trading Network.
Analysts from the Sith Banking Group have told JNN that they believe Rebel may potential look to Jedi Financial Services as a potential whiteknight.
Imperial Forces may have decided to take the initiative with the hostile approach as rumours of a merger between Jedi and Rebel have been floating around the markets for some time.
Imperial have had a past reputation of acquiring undervalued Corps and stripping the assets for disposal. This strategy has worked remarkably well Imperial exhibiting CAGR of 30% and a market cap rising to $400trillion in the last 4 years.
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May 29 2003 11:50pm

Iori Yagami
 - Student
 Iori Yagami

Are you sure you wanna buy skywalker ltd?

I have heard rumours that Xwing Products is going to IPO soon. Maybe you should wait to grab some of their shares?
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May 29 2003 11:16pm

SilkMonkey
 - Distributor of Cold Ones
 SilkMonkey

Let me get in on Skywalker limited for 1,000 shares.
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