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Slave Block AA-23 (Slaves for sale)
Jun 02 2003 05:14pm

Ulic Belouve
 - Student
Ulic Belouve
Ha! I'm not auctioning, I'm selling slaves!

First up, just to keep his nightmare true, is....

Trekked!

So start your offers. I take land as well as cotton fields, and new slaves (gotta get fresh ones from somewhere). And I drink my whiskey by the jar.

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Jedi do not fight for peace. That's only a slogan, and is as misleading as slogans always are. Jedi fight for civilization, because only civilization creates peace.

This post was edited by Ulic Belouve on May 30 2003 03:41am.

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Jun 02 2003 05:14pm

Huxley
 - Retired
 Huxley

WHOA, absolutly not.

What do you think you are doing with a 'slave' auctioning post, talking about cotton fields?

Jeez, talk about being racist and out of line.

If I see any discussions on this, it will be considered for banning.


Jun 02 2003 05:00pm

Battlin' Billy
 - Student
 Battlin' Billy

I only need a part-time slave. All they have to do is cut my mother's lawn (front and backyard) and then bring the clippings to the compost yard. Are there any P/T slaves available?

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Jun 02 2003 03:43pm

Jacen Aratan
 - Student

£ 1,5

Jun 02 2003 03:40pm

Ulic Belouve
 - Student
 Ulic Belouve

OK, so things aside, I'll just say that the two currencies are equal. If you bid a penny more, you can have him.

So we're tied at 1 unit of whatever the hell currency you got.
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Jedi do not fight for peace. That's only a slogan, and is as misleading as slogans always are. Jedi fight for civilization, because only civilization creates peace.

Jun 01 2003 08:56pm

Jacen Aratan
 - Student

WTF? £ = Sterling pounds = worth more than usd! :D

I'm the highest bidder.

Jun 01 2003 08:38pm

Jello`
 - Student
 Jello`

twice, sold to me :P
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Jun 01 2003 04:52pm

Ulic Belouve
 - Student
 Ulic Belouve

OK, so we have $1 as the top bid, or £1. I don't know what is higher, so we can make another bid, and I'll close this off.

But I'll put the US Dollar higher. I'm almost certain it is worth more.

So Jello has it thus far....going once....
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Jedi do not fight for peace. That's only a slogan, and is as misleading as slogans always are. Jedi fight for civilization, because only civilization creates peace.

This comment was edited by Ulic Belouve on Jun 01 2003 04:52pm.

May 31 2003 08:00pm

Trekked
 - Student
 Trekked

(shrugs)that's your opinions not mine
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May 31 2003 07:52pm

Jello`
 - Student
 Jello`

Yeah, anime is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO F**king COOL!!!
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May 31 2003 07:51pm

Jacen Aratan
 - Student

I've said it before and I'll say it again: Piano's are dangerous beings, very dangerous.

Btw, I'll bid £1 so that he can help Acey and me sorting our anime pics.... :D

May 31 2003 07:29pm

Trekked
 - Student
 Trekked

Ok PPL funs over now cut it out beause i just got back from Piano lessons and i am tired
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May 31 2003 04:16pm

Lian Del Rey
 - Student
 Lian Del Rey

I bit two cents for Trekked so I can slap him round the chops and send him to .. yah.. what Jell-O said.
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May 31 2003 02:18am

Jello`
 - Student
 Jello`

Ill bid 1 dollar so i can ship him of to some remote island never to be seen again
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May 30 2003 08:51pm

Ulic Belouve
 - Student
 Ulic Belouve

OK, OK.

This was just tongue-in-cheek here. I had just done 6 hours of UN Classes, and was definately in need of some goofing around. True, I can do more to Trekked, but I kept in mind the friendly truce we made, and merely wanted to have a mutual good laugh.

So as for mounting his head on the wall, amusing, but too far of a stretch. I think selling him off to scrub the Matrix floor with a toothbrush will be the appropriate friendly joke.

But seriously, I have a lot of lightsabers in the JA Lost and Found (you guys DO remember that is my other official position, right?) that could use some good scrubbing. Trekked can be put to good use as the slave-for-a-day there.

Trekked, maybe we can negotiate you picking the next person for me to auction off.
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Jedi do not fight for peace. That's only a slogan, and is as misleading as slogans always are. Jedi fight for civilization, because only civilization creates peace.

May 30 2003 11:49am

Trekked
 - Student
 Trekked

And for Scared you can Get a Shotgun and let him loose and Hunt him down :D
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May 30 2003 10:51am

Sared
 - Retired
 Sared

Oh please Grandmazza, I know you can do something better with trekked other thatn sell him! Why dont you stuff him and mount him on the wall above the fireplace with the words "Ulic was here" tatooed to his face and buttcheeks? :D:cool:
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May 30 2003 04:48am

Hector Thrawn
 - Ex-Student
 Hector Thrawn

ill trade my brother, hes not much of a work, but its fun to tie him up and throw him in the basment to be knawed on by rats while he starves for weeks at a time...

May 30 2003 04:22am

Trekked
 - Student
 Trekked

HAR HAR!!!! THAT 'S VERY FUNNY! i thought i made peace with u
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May 30 2003 03:59am

Acey Spadey
 - Student
 Acey Spadey

MWHA HA HA HA HAAAAAAA

I Bid 50 cents.

hmm..what should i have him do..i know..i'll get him to look at certain Anime pictures he didn't want to look at
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May 30 2003 03:48am

ioshee
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 ioshee

LMBO

B = bootay
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May 30 2003 03:47am

Trekked
 - Student
 Trekked

(cencored) I AM IN DEEP ####!
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he's a Real nowhere man,Sitting in his Nowhere land.making all his Nowhere plans for nobody

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