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4 things that would have made The Matrix Reloaded better
Jun 03 2003 01:24am

JavaGuy
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JavaGuy
http://maddox.xmission.com/matrix2.html />

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Jun 06 2003 06:35am

Sinestro
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 Sinestro

maddox is awesome, me and ash always read that site.
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Jun 03 2003 02:45am

Mistral
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 Mistral

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!
Excellent:D.

But the time machine idea was nicked from the actual plot of Matrix 3.

*SPOILER*
Matrix 3 Plot Details.

Neo wakes up in the shower (with Bill) and deduces it was all "totally a dream dude".
He is wrong of course, it all really happened as he finds out when Rufus sends a message from the future reminding Neo to go back in time at the earliest available opportunity and not take Mace Windu's stupid drugs.
A musical number ensues entitled "Chosen ones don't use drugs" with Enron the elf on drums and Monica Bellucci and Memento chick stripping in the foreground.

The end?

Can't wait!:cool:.

Jun 03 2003 02:26am

JP
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 JP

ok that was just retarded
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Come on now, every Generation X boy wanted to be Luke Skywalker. Is it because he was a whiney farm boy from some backwater hack planet? No, it's because he was a FREAKING JEDI. He could block lasers with his lightsaber. He could levitate droids & rocks & crap with his mind. Come on, he choked two pig dudes with just a simple gesture. He cut off Darth Vader's hand and kicked him down a flight of stairs. He got his @$$ zapped by lightning from the geezer Emperor, stood up and said "s'at all you got b!tc#??"

This comment was edited by JP on Jun 03 2003 04:52am.

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