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Aeth S'kray - Retired  |
Urgh. It is 2.20 am here, and i had my window wide open. What happened? A monster-bug fly in, right next to my monitor! One of those big, creepy guys. Chitin armor and tentacles  If you smack one of those they give a huge blot on your table.Finally i had the courage to hunt him down, carefully trying to kill him without letting his giblets squirting all over my desk. Actually he escaped from beeing held under a pack of bubble gums, running all over the place here. Finally, after a U-turn behind my monitor i could slay him with a masterful hit with a piece of paper. He is fully intact, means i can throw him out the window tomorrow without him bleeding my cloths full. The bad news: My bottle of mineral water fell, my keyboard that he used as cover lied on the floor and i just found my mouse behind my CDs again. Goddamn, I HATE bugs. _______________ Aeth S'kray *June 2002 +September 2003 |
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Battlin' Billy - Student 
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LOL @ Javaguy! Aeth you bunch of crows, you! _______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! |
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JavaGuy - Student 
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He didn't say he's a _murderer_. He said he's a murder (that means a group of crows). _______________ My signature is only one line. You're welcome. |
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Trekked - Student 
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(in musical tone) ALL THE DUCKS ARE SUIMMING IN THE WATER. Fa-la-la-laaa-fol ALL THE DUCKS ARE SUIMMING IN THE WATER. Fa-la-la-laaa-fol ALL THE DUCKS ARE SUIMMING IN THE WATER. Fa-la-la-laaa-fol ALL THE DUCKS ARE SUIMMING IN THE WATER. Fa-la-la-laaa-fol ALL THE DUCKS ARE SUIMMING IN THE WATER. Fa-la-la-laaa-fol ALL THE DUCKS ARE SUIMMING IN THE WATER. Fa-la-la-laaa-fol ALL THE DUCKS ARE SUIMMING IN THE WATER. Fa-la-la-laaa-fol ALL THE DUCKS ARE SUIMMING IN THE WATER. Fa-la-la-laaa-fol _______________ he's a Real nowhere man,Sitting in his Nowhere land.making all his Nowhere plans for nobody |
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SirBizNatch - Student 
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i hate bugs, but why cant we all get a long? (starts singin) _______________ Personal body guard to teh 1337 Jacen Aratan! Midbie Council Memeber||Member of the Almighty FiZZsters |
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Sniya - Student 
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for mosquitos theyve invented amachine whicch smell great to them.They go in get killed simple.Bad part you have to empty a bag LITRELY FILLLED with bugs _______________ The real question is not whether machines think but whether men do. Bertrand Russell http://www.thejediacademy.net/forums_detail_page.php?f_id=970 |
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Arina - Ex-Student 
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death to mosquetos!!!!!!! _______________ <Shut up you gutless weasel.> -Rachel "a day may come when the courage of men fails, but it is not this day, this day we fight" |
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Bubu - Hubbub 
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post a sign outside that says: "Trespassers will be shot. That includes bugs." and then... get one of them anti-insect net thinga majigers  _______________ make install -not war |
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Battlin' Billy - Student 
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Bugs are an important part of the eco-system, even the annoying ones. But they can get out of line. For the last few summers we've had a West Nile Virus alert. Apparently, the mosquitoes are carrying this disease. I hate mosquitoes!!! They're the only bug I kill, except for gnats, horseflies and any other bugs that bite you! _______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! |
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DoriaN - Ex-Student 
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Bugs are bad. That's what that panda say. _______________ JiM |
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Trekked - Student 
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i still say it was Self-defence _______________ he's a Real nowhere man,Sitting in his Nowhere land.making all his Nowhere plans for nobody |
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Jacen Aratan - Student |
For me every bug could simply.... flame up in Hell... but that's just me.  |
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Sniya - Student 
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yeah bugs are anoyin i say try to get them out if not kill them.Spiders freak me out but if not for them we would litrily be up to our knees in bugs _______________ The real question is not whether machines think but whether men do. Bertrand Russell http://www.thejediacademy.net/forums_detail_page.php?f_id=970 |
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Jacen Aratan - Student |
It's only a bug you know, it could have been killed by a windscreen 5 mins after he got it out (alive).....  |
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Sauron-the-rasta-mon - Student 
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MURDERER QUEEN uhh... what was the bug again?....oh whatever MUDERER! _______________ Ω Allehelgens Død Helveds Rike Ω |
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Jacen Aratan - Student |
It tres-passed? |
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DJ Sith - Jedi Council 
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What did the bug ever do to you?  _______________ My car is made of Nerf. |
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Battlin' Billy - Student
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What's wrong with the name Bill? _______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! |
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Jacen Aratan - Student |
Weeee, not self-defense, just plain ol' murder! You rock man! (and it's still my ball, don't think you're tough because you've murdered a bug  ) |
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Silencio - Student 
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yeah, change your name to Bill or something, then flee to New Zealand and become a sheep farmer _______________ Second-in-command of the mighty FiZZsters |
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Jake Kainite - Student 
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quick aeth, flee the county, its your only choice........ _______________ Apprenctice of Jedi Master Ascari (deceased) Descended from a line of great Jedi Will argue any point of view from any side
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Trekked - Student
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he is not a Murderer,it was SELF-DEFENCE it was trying to invade his home and steal his Computer _______________ he's a Real nowhere man,Sitting in his Nowhere land.making all his Nowhere plans for nobody |
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Lian Del Rey - Student 
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MURDERER! MURDERER!! _______________ slorp |
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Sared - Retired 
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LOL! That poor bug! You MURDERER! _______________ I'm crazy, not stupid. |
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crazy_hacker - Ex-Student 
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i hate bugs too _______________ if at first you dont succeed, try and try again. if you still dont succeed, youve just wasted a whole lot of time trying something you just cant do
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