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Lian Del Rey - Student  |
I was just walking around in the park. I walk behind a tree. I see you, you rush to me, and go all over me. You cover me with you. You went all over my mouth, even went inside it. You go down my shirt. Two girls run over and point and laugh. Who needs them? They run away after it gets too weird. So much, my skin turns white. I faint. I wake up, and there's only a note on me. You're gone. Next time I'll be ready for you.... The note reads... "Clean yourself up next time." I hate bird poop. No, this wasn't inspired by Yun! No wait... _______________ slorp This post was edited by Lian Del Rey on Jun 14 2003 05:38am. |
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Ale'Velkyrii - Student 
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lol...good one. That could be on the "joke a day" thread. _______________ Wanna know what my name means? Peralos Ale'Velkyrii: Perilous Drunken Angel, or PDA for short.  Perilous, because I'm bound to get into fights I can't win. Drunken, because ALE! Angel, because a valkyrie is basically an angel of Odin. I'm here to send you to the afterlife, but I can't gurantee I'll be stable enough to win a fight. 
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Nero - Student 
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what? _______________ -Nero Quote: Curious, Smartass, what else? |
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DJ Sith - Jedi Council 
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Gah. Vile temptress... _______________ My car is made of Nerf. |
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Acey Spadey - Student 
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HUMP.... oops i mean BUMP _______________ .Lag Bro to Xanatos. Adopted Twin to Bubu. Big-Brother to SmilyKrazy ---- JATSRAD Guru, JASE Member, JA SP Mod Staff ---- The Order of the Stick -- Big thanks to Mango for my avatar -- Quote: Sometimes you've got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun.
Quote: (Random hella old quote) <Fizz of Belouve> .. in sovjet russia, cereals spit at YOU!
Quote: whats the point of growing up, if your not allowed to act childish!
Padawan - Henkes
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Lian Del Rey - Student 
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HEHEHEHAHAHAHHEHEHEHAHAHAHAH COUGH BUMP COUGH COUGH COUGH HEHAOEHOADUHGOS;UETHPUO ASH!!! LMOFAJDOGUI HSDEOGU OASUJF OMG!! OMG OMGO MOGMOGM OMG!! BUMP!!!!!!!! COUGH HACK COUGH HACK _______________ slorp |
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Arcuss - Student 
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man my mind was really in the gutter on that one. |
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Flamori Athena - Student 
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What? _______________ «±» 21st on the Midbie Council, Profile ID: 2027 «±» True wisdom is the knowledge that you know nothing. |
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Phantom - Student 
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LOL! _______________ -Phantom Ex-Master to Threat. Proud owner of Sazabi's 1500th comment! And Threats 50th comment "Insanity: a perfect rational adjustment to an insane world" |
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Hèlèñ¢å†hè®îñè - Student 
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rofl! _______________ Treat others the way you expect to be treated 
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Acey Spadey - Student
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LOL..hehehe... for a second there that could have been Pron _______________ .Lag Bro to Xanatos. Adopted Twin to Bubu. Big-Brother to SmilyKrazy ---- JATSRAD Guru, JASE Member, JA SP Mod Staff ---- The Order of the Stick -- Big thanks to Mango for my avatar -- Quote: Sometimes you've got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun.
Quote: (Random hella old quote) <Fizz of Belouve> .. in sovjet russia, cereals spit at YOU!
Quote: whats the point of growing up, if your not allowed to act childish!
Padawan - Henkes
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