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(Jedi)Obi-JK - Student  |
Sup, I know some people out there have heard some funny stuff from IRC, here is some stuff I have collected: <+kritical> christin: you need to learn how to figure out stuff yourself.. <+Christin1> how do i do that NOT PC **************************** Aegis> Dude this chick said she wouldn't give me head because she doesn't do that <Vyse> They still make those? *********************************** serluny: how long did it took u to learn c? ReDPriest:4.5 minutes serluny:how did u do that? ReDPriest:i downloaded it into my brain..i got a program to do that serluny:what program ReDPriest:download shit into your brain v3.1 serluny:how do i download it? ReDPriest: go to (Link: www.downloadable-shit-for-your-brain.com)www.downloadable-shit-for-your-brain.com <FagStone> DOES ANYONE HERE KNOWHOW TO DISABLE CAPSLOCK ON A LOGITECH CHORDLESS DESKTOP M#34256 KEYBOARD? ][blah][> i mean, are there any downloadble cd burners?, or do you need hardware? <O.J.> Radio interview quote from Marine Corps General Reinwald and a female radio host. He wants to host some boy scouts at the training center for some practise excercises. As follows <FEMALE INTERVIEWER>: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base? <GENERAL REINWALD>: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting. <FEMALE INTERVIEWER>: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it? <GENERAL REINWALD>: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range. <FEMALE INTERVIEWER>: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children? <GENERAL REINWALD>: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm. <FEMALE INTERVIEWER>: But you're equipping them to become violent killers. <GENERAL REINWALD>: Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you? The radio went silent and the interview ended. You gotta love the Marines! PROOF THAT GIRLS ARE EVIL!!!! 1st we state that girls require time and money. Girls = Time x Money We all know Time = Money, Therefore Girls = Money x Money = (Money)^2 And because money is the root of all eveil. Money = sqrt(Evil) Therefore: Girls = [sqrt(Evil)]^2 And we are forced to conclude that: Girls = Evil The demonstration of the income theorem is based on these two well-known postulates: Postulate #1 - Knowledge is power. Postulate #2 - Time is money. Let us start with the definition of power: Power = Work / Time. Because Knowledge = Power and Time = Money, one can deduce that Knowledge = Work / Money. This can be rewritten as Money = Work / Knowledge. You can notice that: 1) When Knowledge goes to zero, Money goes to infinite (even if the amount of Work is very small). 2) Conversely, when Knowledge goes to infinite, Money goes to zero, even if the value of Work is large. In conclusion: the less you know, the more you make. Remark: if you do not understand this demonstration, you are probably making a lot of money! _______________ Silent Bob (Kevin Smith): You know, there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you. -Steve (Obi) This post was edited by (Jedi)Obi-JK on Jun 21 2003 10:47am. |
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Acey Spadey - Student 
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hmm..damm i understood it so i guess i can't make much money _______________ .Lag Bro to Xanatos. Adopted Twin to Bubu. Big-Brother to SmilyKrazy ---- JATSRAD Guru, JASE Member, JA SP Mod Staff ---- The Order of the Stick -- Big thanks to Mango for my avatar -- Quote: Sometimes you've got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun.
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Darkwood - Student 
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lmao I know where I'll paste fun irc comments now  _______________ -Darkwood- |
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cHoSeN oNe - Retired 
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Nice Post!! _______________ Get busy living, or get busy dying. |
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