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Buzz - Student  |
Four women are on a road trip and see a hotel sign that says "For Women Only". Since they aren't with their husbands, they decide to stop there. Inside, the manager says there are five floors. The women may choose any floor they wish to stay on and they have full access to whatever is on that floor. He tells them there is a sign at each floor telling what is on that floor. On the first floor, the sign says: "This floor contains men who are terrible in bed, but are kind and sensitive to a woman's needs." The women laugh and go on to the next floor. The sign there says: "This floor contains men who are excellent in bed, but all treat women like crap." The women decide to pass and go on. The next sign says: "This floor contains men who are great in bed, treat women well, but don't have jobs and aren't in good shape." The women think they can do better and go on. The fourth floor sign says: "This floor has men who are gods in bed, treat women like princesses, are rich, and in great shape." The women are very anxious by now as to what could be on the next floor and continue up to the fifth floor. The last sign says: "There is nothing on this floor. This floor is here to prove there is no way to please a woman." _______________ When you are going through Hell, keep going. -Sir Winston Churchill. Those who seek power and control of others, no matter the level, no matter the intentions, should never be given it. This post was edited by Buzz on Jun 23 2003 10:51pm. |
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_cmad_ - Ex-Student 
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HEHE!!! Nice one Buzz!! Everybody knows this is true!  _______________ Your friends of today, are your enemies of tomorrow. |
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Buzz - Student 
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Don't worry YinYang, its a joke that's why I put it here. _______________ When you are going through Hell, keep going. -Sir Winston Churchill. Those who seek power and control of others, no matter the level, no matter the intentions, should never be given it. |
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Battlin' Billy - Student 
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Yes YinYang. That doesn't apply to all women. It was a joke, you shouldn't be offended. Actually, if you have any good male-bashing jokes, post it here: http://www.thejediacademy.net/forums_detail_page.php?f_id=1278 _______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! |
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YinYang - Ex-Student 
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HEY!!! that doesnt apply to all women thats a steriotype  _______________ Sister to Smily,Axion,and CT Friend to ALL... SMILY, LUKE,MAGRA,AND KOYI RULE!!!!! . . : :There is ALWAYS 2 Yin and Yang , Good and Evil: : . . |
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Battlin' Billy - Student
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LOL!!! That's a good one! You should have put that on the "Joke of the Day" thread!  _______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! |
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Flamori Athena - Student 
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But if it were you, wouldn't you be curios? _______________ «±» 21st on the Midbie Council, Profile ID: 2027 «±» True wisdom is the knowledge that you know nothing. |
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Nero - Student 
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yep that's true _______________ -Nero Quote: Curious, Smartass, what else? |
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Jacen Aratan - Student |
Lol, good one Buzz. |
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Phantom - Student 
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LOL!  _______________ -Phantom Ex-Master to Threat. Proud owner of Sazabi's 1500th comment! And Threats 50th comment "Insanity: a perfect rational adjustment to an insane world" |
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Acura Belouve - Student 
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WOW! That pretty much sums up the mystery of Woman. _______________ This comment was edited by Acura Belouve on Jun 24 2003 02:13am. |
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Blade_Knight - Student 
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lol, one of the truest things I have ever read _______________ -=Brother to Nightcrawler and JediKnight13=- "I've been told my style is crasy and visually confusing."~Mikel Rider |
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Fizz of Belouve - Student 
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true, true _______________ One of the Belouve boys, founder of the mighty FiZZsters Midbie council #20 - Fizz - #1933 - Jan '03 - Aug '04 "Renfield, you idiot!" |
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