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Gabba - ex-Student  |
This site got canclled, and its a shame becoz it was so funny. snipit below.
THE ONE WHERE THE DIRECTOR LOSES THE PLOT In his search for some Star Wars titles that aren't sphincter crushingly awful, George Lucas has taken a leaf from the book of the American sitcom Friends. "All their episode titles are extremely memorable," said the bearded charisma-free director. "Putting 'The One With...' in front of the story speaks to the viewer of a deeper, mystical significance that resides within, which resonates perfectly with the mumbo-jumbo Jedi bollocks I'm making up for the last film". The Star Wars films will be now known as: EPISODE VI: The One Where the Death Star Blows Up EPISODE V: The One Where Luke's Father Shows up and Han and Leia Get It Together EPISODE VI: The One Where the Death Star Blows Up Again EPISODE I: The One Where that thing That Looks a Bit like a Death Star Blows Up EPISODE II: The One Where the Clones Attack EPISODE III: The One Where Ross and Rachel get Married on a Death Star. Support this site and it might relese some more issues, http://www.tachyon-tv.co.uk/news.htm check out the back issus, there is a great interveiw with JarJar binks somewere..Vol 1 Issue 1 _______________ Sit vis nobiscum. This post was edited by Gabba on Jan 16 2003 05:32am. |
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Gabba - Ex-Student 
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A new cut of The Empire Strikes Back will reflect some of the revelations dished out in Episode 2. Now Vader will say "No, Luke - I am your father! And not only that, your stupid gay robot was the best man at my wedding!"
http://www.tachyon-tv.co.uk/archives/images/homerbig.jpg, ill stop now  _______________ Sit vis nobiscum. This comment was edited by Gabba on Jan 16 2003 05:25am. |
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