| IS SADDAM HUSSEIN SECRETLY BUILDING IMPERIAL AT-AT WALKERS? | |
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Gabba - ex-Student  |
Tony Blair's government has released a dossier which accuses the Iraqi government of stockpiling weapons of mass destruction which not only threaten the civilised world as we know it, they infringe upon intellectual property rights too. This new report reveals that in the summer of 1983 the Elite Republican Guard stumbled upon a dog-eared copy of the Star Trek Technical Manual which they had confiscated from an unlucky western tourist, and within a matter of months the regime had built a prototype photon torpedo. According to a panel of leading experts, Saddam could manufacture his own photons in a matter of months! His ultimate goal is the construction of his very own Genesis device, a venture that was recently nipped in the bud when some shiny bits of perspex from a factory in Basingstoke were intercepted en route to the country. The report goes on to suggest that the Iraqi's have turned their attention to other media franchises in their quest for firepower, insinuating that it is no coincidence that following the screening of Babylon 5 in the region the Iraqi leader began to cultivate a biological weapon which only effects telepaths. This follows satellite imagery of long-range boulder throwers called Mass Drivers, which are rumoured to have decimated thousands of cows, some as far away as Kuwait. Following the release of secretly obtained photos which show Hussein proudly showing off a brand new squadron of AT-AT Walkers, the Western collation announced that they won't be taking any chances, and all Challenger tanks will be immediately upgraded with harpoon guns and tow cables as soon as Hasbro gets back to them. _______________ Sit vis nobiscum. |
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Wolfwood - Student 
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I dont know, I wouldnt be surprised if they didnt kill him. They are going to let the Iraqi people decide Saddams fate which is justified in my opinion  _______________ ~ Honor is a fool's prize. Glory is of no use to the dead ~ |
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Orion - Retired 
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hes as good as dead now that we have captured him _______________ When a Man lies he murder's some part of the world. These are the pale deaths which men misscall there lives. All this I cannot bear to witness any longer. Cannot the kingdom of salvation take me home? -Cliff Burton Owner of Smily's 1900th comment | <Lady_Catherine> i love your sexy white socks! | (Lady_Catherine) i adore u! | (Lady_Catherine) onion (Lady_Catherine) i lub u |
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Lackeh- Retired - Student 
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I like how his own people will decide his fate. _______________ A champion is someone who keeps getting up; even when they can't. Founder Of the Jedi Academy Adlut Support Group. PIE!!!!! Padawan of Katan. Brother to MOTREC, DarkDragon, (SKX)DarkBlade, Jacen Aratan, Achilles, Kool_Aide, EvilSquirrel, and Katan's Padawans. |
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YinYang - Ex-Student 
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They should have him KILLED MUHAHAAH that lil punk hiding like a sissy if it was me I woulda killed him on the spot PWN3D!!lol I woulda said that to  _______________ Sister to Smily,Axion,and CT Friend to ALL... SMILY, LUKE,MAGRA,AND KOYI RULE!!!!! . . : :There is ALWAYS 2 Yin and Yang , Good and Evil: : . . |
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Orion - Retired 
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haha thats awsome _______________ When a Man lies he murder's some part of the world. These are the pale deaths which men misscall there lives. All this I cannot bear to witness any longer. Cannot the kingdom of salvation take me home? -Cliff Burton Owner of Smily's 1900th comment | <Lady_Catherine> i love your sexy white socks! | (Lady_Catherine) i adore u! | (Lady_Catherine) onion (Lady_Catherine) i lub u |
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Kueller - Student 
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He did not have the copyright on the AT-AT's so he couldn't get them anyway _______________ Personal sleepness-nights-supporter of Virtue. Owner of the 1000th comment of Daidalus and 1943th comment of Gradius! Owner of the 300th comment of Carda! -Taught Gradius all his laming skills
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Bail Hope of Belouve - Student 
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let me just get my lightsaber! _______________ Visit the Belouve Family Website! Quote: I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion
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Tallepyon - Student 
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*bump* MUHAHAHAHA SADDAM IS OURS!!!!! This comment was edited by Tallepyon on Dec 15 2003 09:00pm. |
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Darth Revan - Ex-Student 
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We can counter act by using the machine that gives us force powers (see http://academy.jediknightii.net/forums_detail_page.php?f_id=262) and giving them all mega force wedgees.  _______________ formally known as jedi master, vanished and returned as the new sith lord This comment was edited by Darth Revan on Jan 20 2003 11:59pm. |
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Sniya - Student 
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Bertie i can protect you but i cant fight a war for you. LOL _______________ The real question is not whether machines think but whether men do. Bertrand Russell http://www.thejediacademy.net/forums_detail_page.php?f_id=970 |
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Loaf - Ex-Student 
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ruin the Joke Mike...  _______________ The Notorious Conversation Killer |
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cHoSeN oNe - Retired 
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Well then, we should elect emergency powers to the Supreme Chancellor!!
...and as my first act, I will create a grand army of the United Nations...to counter the increasing threats of the separatists. _______________ Get busy living, or get busy dying. |
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Huxley - Retired 
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My answer to your question:
Yes, he is ^_^ |
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Bubu - Hubbub 
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saddam has bigger plans... i've been hearing of a third version of the most powerful weapon in the galaxy, the Super Power Hyperspeed Ultra Death Star 5000!!! _______________ make install -not war |
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Darth Revan - Ex-Student
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As long as they don't make covenent drop ships or the flood from Halo its all good.  _______________ formally known as jedi master, vanished and returned as the new sith lord |
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Gabba - Ex-Student 
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Ok i have my hapoon gun, now i just need a speeder and im ready to go _______________ Sit vis nobiscum. |
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Sniya - Student 
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Why would he attack ireland 1.no advantage whatsoever unless he wants a bit of crack(no not the drug thats slang for having a good time)
2.what did we ever do ireland never anoys anyone
oh maby saddam would like some of the stuff i mentioned in another post force powers and atsts all we need is a lightsaber,but isnt that kinda impossible cus theres no way we could just stop the light at a certain point. _______________ The real question is not whether machines think but whether men do. Bertrand Russell http://www.thejediacademy.net/forums_detail_page.php?f_id=970 This comment was edited by Sniya on Jan 16 2003 12:41pm. |
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Tiamat- - Student 
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..and hope that Iraqui won't get some Valkiries _______________ Some people look at earth as a place of injustice, some people look at earth as a prosperous and beautiful place. I on the other hand choose not to look, for I despise it all far too much. My wish is to put a stop to all earthly life and one day I will. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but one day the earth will burn and all living flesh will perish in the luscious flames of Armageddon. |
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DJ Sith - Jedi Council 
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Boy it's a good idea the United States has formed a temporary alliance with the Protoss. Carrier rush! _______________ My car is made of Nerf. |
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Gabba - Ex-Student
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Cool, ill get my harpoon gun _______________ Sit vis nobiscum. |
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Bubu - Hubbub 
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if sadaam decides to use his "weapons of mass destruction", i bet he will first unleash them on ireland... j/k! _______________ make install -not war |
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