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The proof that woman are evil
Jul 15 2003 06:00pm

Daidalus[JAP] Fisto
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Daidalus[JAP] Fisto
The sentence is: Woman are evil: w = e

The proof:
1. As Everybody knows, woman are the product of time and money: w = t*m
2. As still everybody knows, time IS money! t = m => w= m*m = m^2
3. What realy everybody knows is, that money is the root of all evil. m=sqrt(e)
4. And the square of a root of something IS something itself.
w = m^2 and m = sqrt(e) => w = (sqrt(e)^2) = e

Thats the proof why woman are evil.

Greetz,
Daidalus

PS: *g*
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Jul 18 2003 05:58pm

Battlin' Billy
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 Battlin' Billy

I've been screwed over by so many women in my life. But that doesn't mean that they're ALL evil.


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Jul 18 2003 12:06pm

Flamori Athena
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 Flamori Athena

Don't we all?
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Jul 18 2003 11:52am

Menaxia
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 Menaxia

i think he WANTS to be female.....:confused:
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Jul 18 2003 11:51am

Flamori Athena
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 Flamori Athena

Isn't Acey male?
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Jul 18 2003 11:50am

Menaxia
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 Menaxia

:empire::mad:grrrrrrrrrrrr:mad::empire:
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Jul 18 2003 06:33am

Burn
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 Burn

Heh, i always found this little "proof" a tad bit funny.
-Burn:alliance:
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Jul 17 2003 11:46pm

Acey Spadey
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 Acey Spadey

*chuckles evily*

and you wonder why i'm the evil padawan

:P;):D
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Jul 17 2003 09:55pm

Daidalus[JAP] Fisto
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 Daidalus[JAP] Fisto

*g*

There is a proof, that men are stupid ;-) But its not my part to write it here ;-)

Greetz,
Daidalus
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fiZZe: "gdamubububugmgmgububugrrrrrdsa?"


Jul 17 2003 10:04am

Flamori Athena
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 Flamori Athena

...all women are evil, and guys are stupid for wanting them. The gays are the really smart ones, and we know it, but anyone you ask will deny it.

Not evil? I ask you...
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Jul 17 2003 08:56am

Hèlèñ¢å†hè®îñè
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 Hèlèñ¢å†hè®îñè

i'm not evil! i'm the sweetest thing since sugar! ;)
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Jul 16 2003 11:34pm

Kueller
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 Kueller

Yeah, women are eveil. But I guess that makes me evil too (or just stupid) for constantly falling for them.
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Jul 16 2003 10:19pm

Hybrid-Halo
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 Hybrid-Halo

Women are evil fullstop. Who says we need proof?
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Jul 16 2003 08:48pm

EAF_fencer3
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 EAF_fencer3

I dunno...I mean, if you're referring to 40-year-old women like my mom, who have had their brains systematically infested by television programs such as the (various) Martha Stewart shows and "Fashion Emergency," then I think I can understand you're position...
Not that I posess some immense hatred towards my mother, but she is often quite unreasonable...
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Jul 16 2003 04:50pm

Malk
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 Malk

they're evil I tell ya

eeeeevvvvvvvvvvviiiiiiiiiiiiillllllllllllllllllll :P
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Jul 15 2003 08:10pm

Phantom
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 Phantom

I dont know what that means but women are the meenin of my life.
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Jul 15 2003 07:00pm

EAF_fencer3
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 EAF_fencer3

women or chicks? 'cause chicks are just cool :P
here's one of my fav sites:
http://lcamtuf.coredump.cx/evilfinder/

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