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FaDed - Student  |
The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. Life is tough. What do you get at the end of it? A death. What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, and spend your last nine months floating... then finish off as an orgasm. |
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Carve - Student 
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That's what I said! I'm going to spend my years learning how to spontaneously combust, and as soon as I figure it out, well I plan to die right then. _______________ © This comment was edited by Carve on Jul 24 2003 09:54pm. |
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SirBizNatch - Student 
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heh yea chicka, when i know the end is coming, im goin out wit a bang, literally. _______________ Personal body guard to teh 1337 Jacen Aratan! Midbie Council Memeber||Member of the Almighty FiZZsters |
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FaDed - Student 
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i'm glad you all find it as entertaining as i did  : |
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crazy_hacker - Ex-Student 
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wise words muad'dib  _______________ if at first you dont succeed, try and try again. if you still dont succeed, youve just wasted a whole lot of time trying something you just cant do 
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Muad'dib - Student 
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Read the Red Dwarf books (as well as the BBC series), in addition to being hilarious, part of it explains that our whole universe is going backwards and how it should be is the way described above. For further insights into the metaphysical possibilities of life see my signature.  _______________ "It's because I love you. No. It's because I love you" Oh, Anakin, you're eloquence is second to none. I AM THE OPIATE OF THE MASSES! |
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Chicka - Ex-Student 
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You're talking like people don't normally die of as orgasm. I don't know about you, but that's how I'm going to go. |
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Samurai - Ex-Student 
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lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol _______________ Becarfull with saberthingy's(Nighty) I'm looking for a master |
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Battlin' Billy - Student 
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LOL!!! That's good! _______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! |
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DarkSider - Student 
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that is what i want my life to be _______________ I know the pieces fit, 'cause i watched them fall away... |
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EAF_fencer3 - Student 
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CARVE! Glad to see you're back _______________ |"Evacuate? In our moment of Triumph? I think you overestimate their chances."|"hurray broccoli!" -Tarpman| |Godson to Carve|Ward of Flamori|Brother to Gunrow| |
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Carve - Student
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Life is what you make of it. Read my signature. _______________ © |
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Ale'Velkyrii - Student 
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Sure, I've thought about it before, but not quite like that. lol. We all wish it were the way of the world...oh well. lol _______________ Wanna know what my name means? Peralos Ale'Velkyrii: Perilous Drunken Angel, or PDA for short. Perilous, because I'm bound to get into fights I can't win. Drunken, because ALE! Angel, because a valkyrie is basically an angel of Odin. I'm here to send you to the afterlife, but I can't gurantee I'll be stable enough to win a fight.
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_cmad_ - Ex-Student 
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made me smile nothing more  _______________ Your friends of today, are your enemies of tomorrow. |
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Kueller - Student 
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LOL virtue. Nice view of life. Halas, it does not happen this way. _______________ Personal sleepness-nights-supporter of Virtue. Owner of the 1000th comment of Daidalus and 1943th comment of Gradius! Owner of the 300th comment of Carda! -Taught Gradius all his laming skills
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Virtue - Jedi Council 
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Well, either way you'll end up bald with no teeth. - Virty.  _______________ Academy Architect |
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Darkwood - Student 
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hehe now where did I hear that before? Is it something George said on Seinfeld? EDIT: tada : http://www.stud.ntnu.no/~shane/stasj/div_bilder/gcostanza2.jpg (no offence, it still made me laugh ) _______________ -Darkwood- This comment was edited by Darkwood on Jul 20 2003 05:46pm. |
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EAF_fencer3 - Student 
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Made me burst out in uncontrollable lafter _______________ |"Evacuate? In our moment of Triumph? I think you overestimate their chances."|"hurray broccoli!" -Tarpman| |Godson to Carve|Ward of Flamori|Brother to Gunrow| |
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Aeth S'kray - Retired 
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lol made me smile too _______________ Aeth S'kray *June 2002 +September 2003 |
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