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Jul 19 2003 05:17pm

EAF_fencer3
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EAF_fencer3
I'll start...I once dreamed that my dad woke me up at 5:00 in the morning to tell me that one of my best (RL) friends was at the door, so I got dressed, and went downstairs to greet him. I opened the door, he gave me an evil grin, and blew himself up on me :confused::confused::confused:
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Jul 24 2003 03:09pm

Carve
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 Carve

*bump* because dreams are cool
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Jul 22 2003 09:22pm

Carve
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 Carve

I probably was Jack the Ripper, back in the day. That would explain some things... like, when I see people... wanting to kill them?

[edit: Ok, I'll actually post a dream here too. This one I've had several times, which, needless to say, freaked me right the hell out. I dreamt I was in a small café type place with a friend, and we were talking over a cup of coffee (which is strange since I never EVER drink coffee, but whatever). Suddenly, in mid-sentence, his flesh began to necrotize, then liquify, and it would fall off his skeleton. He would then slump over and land with a splash of his own now-liquified body-tissue on the table, his eyeball in my drink. I would stand up, as if nothing happened, turn around, and leave. And this would be happening all 'round the world, and nobody felt it at all odd. I also recall it being caused by some otherworldly, noncorporeal being who existed far above the earth - in space, and within our solars system - who caused these seemingly randomized liquifications. It was pretty disturbing. I've been having the dream for about 3 years, but haven't had it for almost a year now.]
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This comment was edited by Carve on Jul 22 2003 09:47pm.

Jul 22 2003 08:54pm

Aeth S'kray
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 Aeth S'kray

when i was a small boy and had this dream several times:

i wanted to eat something. i put it in my mouth... and it starts to grow! it's ggeting bigger and nigger, it's slimy and not a thing you'd like to eat. just a... brownish.. .slimy... hard.. bubble kinda thing. and it wont go away. i cant spit it out neither swallow it. i was feeling like not getting enough air and like i had to puke. not nice. my brother once told me i was even talking while dreaming. he said i said "no no, go away, go down from me" :D weird? weird

but the weirdest thing ever happening to me regarding dreaming was that i walked while asleep! only happened once though. i had the dream mentioned above, and woke up in the bathroom. i didnt know how i came there but i've decide i propably went to toilet. when i went out again, my parents stood there and were lookin at me very strange. they ask if everything was allright. i didnt understand at all, and was pretty confused. some years later, i've realised i must have talked and walked while having this dream, alarming my parents and but waking up in the bathroom and forgetting everything. wee!


oh, and i had some nightmares of dogs chaseing me without me having a chance to escape. that comes because i actually WAS chased from a dog before :(
those are gone though :)
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Jul 22 2003 07:58pm

Chicka
 - Ex-Student
 Chicka

I dreamt that by boyfriend was jack the ripper.

Jul 22 2003 06:45pm

Eclipse DKana
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 Eclipse DKana

Quote:
Jacen Aratan- Cmad dont you mean Jean Claude van Damm


its Jean Claude van Damme if Im correct ^^

Jul 22 2003 09:57am

Muad'dib
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 Muad'dib

I had a dream a couple days ago about a girl. I don't know any girl like this and she was freaking gorgeous in these tight jeans and she lived in an apartment upstairs from a lingerie store, but the apartment was actually this huge place with a beautiful hard wood interior and antique stuff everywhere. And while I knew she was gorgeous, I never actually saw her face at any point. wierd. but a nice dream. :)
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Jul 21 2003 06:11pm

Dicemaster
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 Dicemaster

I think my weirdest dream comes from when i was younger. I don't remember many dreams, i think i can remember 3, so i will post all 3 of them

#1
Picture the orginil 2D mario world, cuz that is sort of where this dream was set. I was just running straight across a 2 D level like that, except i was 3D. Chasing me were giant, poop monsters. Just running down the path on a straight level 2D line with 3D me being chased by 3D poop monsters very weird, because the monsters and i were good graphics and the background sucked

anyway dream #2

Second grade, i was sitting in my room at my house, when all the sudden i heard the doorbell ring. When i answered it, it was the gril from second grade that every guy, and i mean EVERY guy had a crush on. She was weraing a very tight pair of biker shorts and a stunning shirt. I mean she just looked stunning!. I asked her to come in, and she started leaning in to kiss me. I woke up right before it happened:(
later that year we were playing a game, and i was sitting next to this girl. We won the game and everyone was really happy. She was so happy she pulled me back wards to the ground(we were sitting on the floor) gave me a kiss on the cheak and we both popped back up, damn that was nice lol

anyway dream #3
last night i couldn't get to sleep. at about 2 o'clock i was finnally asleep, or almost, when i saw a giant, i mena GIANT, like foot long spider on my cealing. I freaked out so bad i woke up jumped outa bed and turened on the lights and searched my whole room for the thing. I then went back to bed realzing it was a dream

-Dice
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Jul 21 2003 04:57am

Newtius Slasher
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 Newtius Slasher

I was a eating a slice of Cheese pizza...then i tast some thing crunchy on it...then I look down And see there are Pill Bugs all over my pizza!!!
It was horrible espacially for a pizza lover like me
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Jul 20 2003 09:30pm

crazy_hacker
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 crazy_hacker

well, for some reason with me, i can only remember like 1 dream at a time:confused: anyway, last night i has a dream that wasnt really freaky, but cool. i was on a school bus:mad:and then a kid walked up to me and asked when my birthday was. i told him and he acts surprised and hands me 50$:). then earlier today my mom was doing something and she handed me a 50 dollar bill (i had to give it back tho:()
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Jul 20 2003 03:41pm

EAF_fencer3
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 EAF_fencer3

Okay, so my last one wasn't weird per se. But this one is REALLY strange :D

I was driving around with my mom, probably going to the drug store to get some snack food, and suddenly this moron made this left turn right in front of us. She swerved to avoid him, and plowed right into a 20 foot ditch. As we were falling, I thought, "yup. This is it alright" Suddenly, just as we crashed, I didn't wake up as one would expect. Instead, I saw that we were back on the road, and I saw these little green digital letters going across my vision that said "SYSTEM REBOOTED" :P
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Jul 20 2003 03:36pm

EAF_fencer3
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 EAF_fencer3

That is odd....

Well, a few weeks ago, I was sitting in my bed dreaming that I'd forgotten do do the big English essay that was due the next day. When I got to school the next day, I hadn't done it, so I freaked out. After suffering the consequences, I woke up and said, "hey! it's Saturday! I have all of tomorrow to write that essay!" Thinking myself quite clever, I went back to sleep, and woke up in the morning to realize that it was...July...school had been out for three weeks :P

@ Rico: Actually everybody has about 5 dreams per night :) just f.y.i.

@ Faded: no, that's pretty damn weird, dude :D
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This comment was edited by EAF_fencer3 on Jul 20 2003 03:37pm.

Jul 20 2003 07:04am

Carve
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 Carve

Direct quote from my profile:

Well, I do believe I may have had the saddest and most profound dream I've ever had. It's 4:20am and I just awoke from it, so it's fresh in my mind.
A woman and a man lived together on a farm of some sort. They weren't particularly rich at all, and you could tell from their clothes that they were of the 'peasant' class or something to that effect.
The woman had, in some way I no longer recall, heard about wars and killing in other places far away.
I then dreamt that this woman began digging hole after hole after hole in their field. Hundreds and hundreds of holes in their field about 0.5x1.5 feet. It made no sense to me at all, until at the end I saw the whole field with all these holes, lined up in rows, with little makeshift gravestones.
By this time it was night, and she lay back to see her work. It was at this time a bright light came down from the sky in a vaguely human form. I didn't see her face at all but could easily tell that it was an angel or something to that effect. When the bright light had gone, the woman was dead; she had essentially been chosen for the deed she had done to go to heaven.
When the next morning's sun came up, the woman's husband came to the field to find his wife dead. He cried there for a full day and when the next night came, there was a bright light again, but the husband couldn't seem to see it, and this time, the bright light was his wife, watching him.

Weird dream huh? Especially considering I'm not Christian at all
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Jul 20 2003 05:19am

Mirror
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 Mirror

I once had a dream about a clown on a tricycle chasing me down a sidewalk....i guess its not that weird but its the only one i can remember:P
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Jul 20 2003 04:58am

Johnnyrico
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 Johnnyrico

lol at least u got dreams. like every person has a dream everyday but the problem is to remember.
why all the dreams end when somethings bad gonna happen lol.
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Jul 20 2003 04:45am

EAF_fencer3
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 EAF_fencer3

My RL friend once dreamed that he was being chased by giant chop-sticks :P
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Jul 20 2003 12:22am

Ale'Velkyrii
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 Ale'Velkyrii

I guess I've had weirder dreams, so I'm thinking...

Ok...

I was sitting in the living room staring at the TV. The room was empty except for the couch and TV (our living room is never empty nor is it really tidy). The TV spewed out a few people on the floor. They stood up and walked down the hallway. One person came and sat next to me. Suddenly, I was somewhere else with no memories of that, but I was still sitting down with someone next to me. There were another two people sitting at this new round table there that I knew...for some reason. The room seemed organic/alive/freaky. We sat there talking, but I couldn't hear anything. We stood up and grabbed our swords, then exited the building. The planet we were on was breathing and there was water everywhere. Everything was a shade of blue and teal. We looked over at something standing on the other side of this teal lake. It was a big blob thingy and just sat there. We stood there for a few moments. I looked up and saw a big plasma beam of sorts coming out of the ground from the other side of a hill. We stood there for a few moments observing the surroundings. I finally said, "We're going to die."

Then I woke up.

...That has to be my weirdest for sure.
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Perilous, because I'm bound to get into fights I can't win. Drunken, because ALE! Angel, because a valkyrie is basically an angel of Odin.
I'm here to send you to the afterlife, but I can't gurantee I'll be stable enough to win a fight. :D


Jul 20 2003 12:14am

Ale'Velkyrii
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 Ale'Velkyrii

For some reason, we were in a car driving over this bridge near our house. We were just sitting there, silent...just going over the bridge. Suddenly, a weasle jumped in and my dad threw it out saying, "Get out you stupid weasle!" Then we made a sharp turn onto a ramp and fell towards the lake below...then I woke up. Weird, no? :D
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Wanna know what my name means? Peralos Ale'Velkyrii: Perilous Drunken Angel, or PDA for short. :P
Perilous, because I'm bound to get into fights I can't win. Drunken, because ALE! Angel, because a valkyrie is basically an angel of Odin.
I'm here to send you to the afterlife, but I can't gurantee I'll be stable enough to win a fight. :D


Jul 19 2003 10:00pm

Plo Koon
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 Plo Koon

i had a dream once that i went on a matrix mission with rifles and all and was fighting this computer boss LOL
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Jul 19 2003 09:58pm

Jacen Aratan
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You guys are lucky even to remember your dreams, I can't remember a single one of them.

Jul 19 2003 09:50pm

Loaf
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 Loaf

I had a dream that i was squashed into a tiny yellow car, and i couldn't escape the dream.

I'm very claustrophobic, so this was terrifying...

Another i had was after a large consumption of caffeine and a late night viewing of The Matrix Reloaded, I was dreaming that i was Agent Smith (irnoic, eh?) and there were hundreds of me fighting some guy in a trenchcoat (possibily neo)

I have strange nights sleep...
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This comment was edited by Loaf on Jul 19 2003 09:53pm.

Jul 19 2003 09:30pm

Jacen Aratan
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Cmad, don't you mean Jean Claude Van Damm? :P

Jul 19 2003 09:27pm

JavaGuy
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 JavaGuy

My weirdest dream would just get censored...


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Jul 19 2003 07:37pm

Jello`
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 Jello`

I once had a dream where there was 3 beds, and i was in the same one as my g/f. Then her mom came in, and tweaked out. It was fun(ny)
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Jul 19 2003 06:40pm

_cmad_
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 _cmad_

my weirdest dream:

i was at smth (something) like a camp, and i had moustache (or however it is spelled); but just a little... I was following the camp leader and i had 3 fellow folks there (can't remember who they were). Then an alligator came and we all climbed up a tree

(weird thing 1: i don't know how to climb a tree -maybe i was scared so much that i learned at that moment, weird thing 2: i am not easily scared -scare me is difficult; when i was 8 my hobby was to watch Fredy Crouger movies WITHOUT A PILLOW OR ANYTHING, and it's true :D)

Then a baby came outta nowhere and the alligator senced it and went to eat it. Then a someone with a gun came outta nowhere and killed the alligator before it had eaten the baby and then... he vanished (the guy)!!!

Then i woke up to go to school :D

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I don't get it... Camp, alligator, baby, hunter in the same dream i guess i see too much of San Clod Vandam movies :)
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