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Jul 21 2003 01:21am

Acey Spadey
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Acey Spadey
ok..here is the first one I saw on a picture that Asoaron had

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When solving conflicts and fighting off Dark Lords of the Sith, I get tired. There's nothing that replenishes the force better than a cool glass of milk. With so much Calcium and Vitamin D, you have to agree it's healthy. I sence it, why can't you?

got milk?
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what I want you to do is come up with your own. It can be anything relating to anything in particular. as long as it follows the same flow and ends with the question "got [insert word here]?"

comon..go for it. :D
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May 21 2004 04:39pm

Bubu
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 Bubu

When flaming noobs on IRC and talking in a million different channels at the same time, I get frustrated. Nothing ruins my day more than a malfunctioning JAbot. Fortunately for me, there is Aron. Aron is the one, the only, the best at all things IRC-related. I nag him. Why can't you?

Got Aron?
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May 21 2004 03:46pm

JJones
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 JJones

After a hard day at the office, I find there's nothing I'd rather be doing than finding my wife in bed with another man.. The rush of throwing someone out a window is enough to get my pulse racing any day. I can see it, Why can't you?

Got an adulterous wife?
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May 21 2004 10:00am

Plo Koon
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 Plo Koon

when watching T.V. games i got bored.nothing gets me healthy and unbored then skate boarding,its healthy too kids!

got skateBoards?
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May 21 2004 08:58am

Acey Spadey
 - Student
 Acey Spadey

bump.. heheh...

got thread?
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.Lag Bro to Xanatos. Adopted Twin to Bubu. Big-Brother to SmilyKrazy ---- JATSRAD Guru, JASE Member, JA SP Mod Staff ---- The Order of the Stick -- Big thanks to Mango for my avatar -- Quote:
Sometimes you've got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun.
Quote:
(Random hella old quote) <Fizz of Belouve> .. in sovjet russia, cereals spit at YOU!
Quote:
whats the point of growing up, if your not allowed to act childish!
Padawan - Henkes


Aug 02 2003 10:13pm

Sauron-the-rasta-mon
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 Sauron-the-rasta-mon

When beating up little fourth graders for their money i get tired. Nothing gets me going more than getting beat up by their older brothers. . its painful but i can take it, can you?

Got beatings?
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This comment was edited by Sauron-the-rasta-mon on Aug 02 2003 10:13pm.

Aug 02 2003 10:07pm

cHoSeN oNe
 - Retired
 cHoSeN oNe

Speaking of slashing, when I slice people in their necks, I like to use the sharpest blade. I use gloves that I stupidly leave behind. It really doesnt matter you see. 'Cause when they die, even though there is significant evidence upon you, you can still beat the system. I got away, why can't you?

Got OJ Simpson?
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Aug 02 2003 08:41pm

Battlin' Billy
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 Battlin' Billy

When making beautiful glove saves and slashing Wayne Gretzky in the ankles, I get tired. There's nothing that wakes me up like winning the Stanley Cup. With so much history and weird stories, you have to agree it's healthy. I win it, why can't you?

got Stanley Cup?

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Jul 30 2003 05:44am

Acey Spadey
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 Acey Spadey

hehehehe...more more more
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.Lag Bro to Xanatos. Adopted Twin to Bubu. Big-Brother to SmilyKrazy ---- JATSRAD Guru, JASE Member, JA SP Mod Staff ---- The Order of the Stick -- Big thanks to Mango for my avatar -- Quote:
Sometimes you've got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun.
Quote:
(Random hella old quote) <Fizz of Belouve> .. in sovjet russia, cereals spit at YOU!
Quote:
whats the point of growing up, if your not allowed to act childish!
Padawan - Henkes


Jul 25 2003 07:00pm

Battlin' Billy
 - Student
 Battlin' Billy

When doing keg-stands and tequilla shots, I get hungover. There's nothing that gets rid of a hangover better than Alka-Seltzer. With so much fizzing bubbles and effervescence, you have to agree it's healthy. I drink it, why can't you?

got Alka-Seltzer?

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Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE!


Jul 23 2003 05:54pm

Battlin' Billy
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 Battlin' Billy

LOL!!! If he's watching "pron", he's not gonna be beating your comment. ;)

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Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE!


Jul 23 2003 10:34am

Acey Spadey
 - Student
 Acey Spadey

When getting depressed and having nothing to do, I get bored. There's nothing that fills the time more than a arrousing magazine or video. With so much pron stars and amateurs, you have to agree it's Exciting. I'm arroused, why aren't you?

got pron?



hehehe..I know it's bad taste...but beat that Chosen.:D:D:D

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.Lag Bro to Xanatos. Adopted Twin to Bubu. Big-Brother to SmilyKrazy ---- JATSRAD Guru, JASE Member, JA SP Mod Staff ---- The Order of the Stick -- Big thanks to Mango for my avatar -- Quote:
Sometimes you've got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun.
Quote:
(Random hella old quote) <Fizz of Belouve> .. in sovjet russia, cereals spit at YOU!
Quote:
whats the point of growing up, if your not allowed to act childish!
Padawan - Henkes


Jul 23 2003 08:03am

cHoSeN oNe
 - Retired
 cHoSeN oNe

I dont think anyone can top mine...hence the thread is dying!!

:P
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Jul 22 2003 01:27am

Acey Spadey
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 Acey Spadey

ROTFL..these are great...keep it up :D
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.Lag Bro to Xanatos. Adopted Twin to Bubu. Big-Brother to SmilyKrazy ---- JATSRAD Guru, JASE Member, JA SP Mod Staff ---- The Order of the Stick -- Big thanks to Mango for my avatar -- Quote:
Sometimes you've got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun.
Quote:
(Random hella old quote) <Fizz of Belouve> .. in sovjet russia, cereals spit at YOU!
Quote:
whats the point of growing up, if your not allowed to act childish!
Padawan - Henkes


Jul 22 2003 12:14am

cHoSeN oNe
 - Retired
 cHoSeN oNe

In 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. They promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no-one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire them.

Got A-team?
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Jul 21 2003 05:34pm

Battlin' Billy
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 Battlin' Billy

When shooting down TIE fighters and dodging turbo-laser fire, I get tired. There's nothing that replenishes forward deflector shields better than a cool glass of astromech droid. With so many sensors and tools, you have to agree it's healthy. I reparied it, why can't you?

got astromech droids?

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This comment was edited by Battlin' Billy on Jul 21 2003 05:34pm.

Jul 21 2003 04:54pm

Loaf
 - Ex-Student
 Loaf

how about my one:


Got 56k?
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Jul 21 2003 04:14pm

Daidalus[JAP] Fisto
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 Daidalus[JAP] Fisto

When inventing nice things and flying around, I get tired. There's nothing that replenishes the mental freshness better than a Darth-Vader-Deathmatch. With so much adrenalin and body-movements, you have to agree it's healthy. I sence it, why can't you?

Got DVD?
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This comment was edited by Daidalus[JAP] Fisto on Jul 21 2003 04:15pm.

Jul 21 2003 01:53pm

_cmad_
 - Ex-Student
 _cmad_

when killing JK2 lammers, i get tired. There's nothing that replenishes me more than a cool glass of Coke. With all the unhealthy ingredients and the exposure u get to cancer, you have to agree it's a nice drink. Coz everything unhealthy is tasty! I drink Coke all the time! Why don't u?? :P

Got Coke?
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This comment was edited by _cmad_ on Jul 30 2003 08:18am.

Jul 21 2003 12:07pm

Flamori Athena
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 Flamori Athena

how about..got viagra? :D
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Jul 21 2003 12:05pm

Flamori Athena
 - Student
 Flamori Athena

erm....When eating Shadowburgers and finishing off Reborn hotodgs, I get tired. There's nothing that restores me better than a refreshing plate of Yoda House cookies. With so many fattening ingredients, you have to agree it's healthy. I wallow in them, why can't you?

got cookies?
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Jul 21 2003 01:21am

Acey Spadey
 - Student
 Acey Spadey

When destroying the deathstar and fighting off stormtroopers, I get tired. There's nothing that replenishes the force better than a cool bath of Bacta. With so many replenishing qualities, you have to agree it's healthy. I bathe in it, why can't you?

got Bacta?
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.Lag Bro to Xanatos. Adopted Twin to Bubu. Big-Brother to SmilyKrazy ---- JATSRAD Guru, JASE Member, JA SP Mod Staff ---- The Order of the Stick -- Big thanks to Mango for my avatar -- Quote:
Sometimes you've got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun.
Quote:
(Random hella old quote) <Fizz of Belouve> .. in sovjet russia, cereals spit at YOU!
Quote:
whats the point of growing up, if your not allowed to act childish!
Padawan - Henkes


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