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Beat your kids (NOT!!)
Jul 26 2003 09:48am

Rosie
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Rosie
Omg..I hope this is a joke

http://maddox.xmission.com/beat.html

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Aug 05 2003 06:46am

Nero
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 Nero

hmmm after i added it i thought....hmmmmm....i need to figure out a new punishment i think:D
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Aug 04 2003 07:37pm

Lian Del Rey
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 Lian Del Rey

Nero, how could we kill him and THEN burn him ALIVE? :)
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Aug 04 2003 07:36pm

Lian Del Rey
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 Lian Del Rey

They should grab his body and transform it into an impaled corpse while ripping off his nose. Quickly pull his body off the spear and quickly stick it back on and pull it off again fast while keeping the Grim Reaper away. Get a Jedi to pull his body and push his head at the same time. Grab his hand, swing him up in the air, and thrust him onto a spiked torture table, and stick needles in his eyes. Call a wyvern to sink its fangs into the man's back and make it fly backward, causing a huge rip in his flesh. Stick a straw in the hole that was once his nose and drink the blood up. Er, whoever is willing to do that. Make the hole grow bigger then and cut his head off. Tie him up to a pole and shout, "ready, aim, FIRE!" Rinse him up and throw him on the side of a mountain, sharp rocks at the bottom. Leave the country with a new name.


Sorry, my gothic side took over. :) *reads* That's cruel!
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Aug 04 2003 03:29pm

Nero
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 Nero

i think the lettertype is this big bcuz only the most stupid people in the whole world are doing this kind of shit...

and that maddox is the most stupid f*cking assh*le in the whole world:mad:

btw. i looked around at the site and he's asciosiating feminism with nazism, he thinks "war kicks ass"

btw 2. they should first castrate this guy, kill him and then burn him alive:mad:!!!
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This comment was edited by Nero on Aug 04 2003 03:43pm.

Jul 31 2003 08:07pm

TSND(Taking a break)
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 TSND(Taking a break)

Maddox is the best.
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Jul 31 2003 07:13pm

Lian Del Rey
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 Lian Del Rey

I don't think they're taking this as a joke...

People like that need to go to Hell......


I see demons.

EDIT: About what I said: "I see demons." doesn't mean I do that stuff.. it's just erm... a gothic saying. Like I see the person who does it going to Hell captured by demons...
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This comment was edited by Lian Del Rey on Jul 31 2003 07:13pm.

Jul 31 2003 04:00pm

Jenko
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 Jenko

This guy is one sick bast*rd!
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Jul 31 2003 09:59am

_cmad_
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 _cmad_

wtf??? Is this guy who wrote it a damn psycho??? lol!

there r plenty more ways to make someone understand he was wrong aside from beating him...
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Jul 31 2003 07:13am

Nero
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 Nero

should this be humor:confused:
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Jul 28 2003 05:59pm

Battlin' Billy
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 Battlin' Billy

In all seriousness, there's a difference between beating your kids and giving them a smack on the butt when they need it. My parents(more my mother) gave me and my bro a smack on the butt once in a while when we needed it.

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Jul 27 2003 11:50pm

Muad'dib
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 Muad'dib

yeah, I read some of his other stuff and I think I was a bit off: it's not so much "tongue-in-cheek" humor as it is flat out sarcasm. Lots of it. But it's still funny. :P
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Jul 27 2003 04:06pm

Rogue
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 Rogue

lmfao guys ive been reading this guys stuff for ages...he thinks hes a pirate rof...he just entertaining
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Jul 27 2003 02:01pm

Samurai
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 Samurai

sick:(
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Jul 27 2003 06:44am

Muad'dib
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 Muad'dib

OMFG!! ROFLMAO!!! I know it's sick, but that's only if you take it seriously. ;) I mean, c'mon: "The Sucker Punch: ... You need to do this every now and then to keep them guessing." LOL! That's frikkin hilarious! :P
And the picture at the end! Rofl!
There's no way this guy is actually advocating the serious beating of kids, just by all the tongue-in-cheek humor throughout it.
I thought it was pretty funny anyway...:)
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Jul 26 2003 12:05pm

Flamori Athena
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 Flamori Athena

Sick. :(
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Jul 26 2003 10:12am

Kueller
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 Kueller

Sick mind who wrote this. You know, by beating your kids you actually encourage them to criminal behaviour because they think violence is the way to solve things if they aren't going their way. They also learn that the strongest is always right. 2 reasons why not to smack your kid. Real sicko to write that.
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Jul 26 2003 09:51am

KickerNeo
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 KickerNeo

haha...not funny..
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