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Katan - Student  |
Are You a Redneck Jedi? You might be a Redneck Jedi if... You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all." Your Jedi robe is camouflage. You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light. At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored. You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok. You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard. The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters. Wookies are offended by your B.O. You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial. You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing/bowling. Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over to the dark side...it'll be a hoot." You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light. You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder. You ever fantasized about Princess Leah wearing Daisy Duke shorts. You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window. Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women. You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca. You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with redwood deck. You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels during the cantina scene. If you hear . . . "Luke, I am your father . . . and your uncle."  -------------------------------------------------- Another One Redneck logic: Two rednecks decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead. The first goes in to see the counselor, who tells him to take Math, History, and Logic. "What's Logic?" the first redneck asks. The professor answers by saying, "Let me give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?" "I sure do." "Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard," replied the professor. "That's real good!" says the redneck. The professor continues, "Logic will also tell me that since you have a yard, you also own a house." Impressed, the redneck says, "Amazin!" "And since you own a house, logic dictates that you have a wife." "That's Betty Mae! This is incredible!" The redneck is obviously catching on. "Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are heterosexual," said the professor. "You're absolutely right! Why that's the most fascinatin' thing I ever heard! I cain't wait to take that logic class!!" The redneck, proud of the new world opening up to him, walks back into the hallway, where his friend is still waiting. "So what classes are ya takin' ?" asks the friend. "Math, History, and Logic!" replies the first redneck. "What in tarnation is logic???" asked his friend. "Let me give you an example. Do ya own a weed eater?" asked the first redneck. "No," his friend replied. "You're QUEER, ain't ya?" _______________ This post was edited by Katan on Jul 31 2003 04:51pm. |
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Raziel Anjelis - Student 
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What did the redneck say before he died? Hey, check this out! _______________ Proud owner of El Vee For's 200th Comment, and Wicek's 2600th comment DaMi3N's 400th, Trad Redav's 666th.
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Jadan Sibelius - Student 
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you might be a redneck jedi if... ...you ever got you saber taken away for carving "Git-R-Done" on the wall of the Academy. ...you ever used the force to retrieve a lure from a tree. ...you ever had to climb up on a Massassi Temple with a bucket of paint to erase you sister's name. ...you installed a beer holder on your R-2 unit. _______________ Listen twice as much as you talk, and you will learn twice as much as you know. |
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Raziel Anjelis - Student
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You fire your force lightning in the air shouting while shouting 'Yeeehaaaa! Its sith-hunting time!' in the process of chasing a sith on a speeder. OR.....you could swear that the musicians in the cantina are playing 'Jolene' by Dolly Parton. _______________ Proud owner of El Vee For's 200th Comment, and Wicek's 2600th comment DaMi3N's 400th, Trad Redav's 666th.
This comment was edited by Raziel Anjelis on Jan 22 2005 05:10pm. |
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Roan Belouve - Retired 
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hehe or if when you find out the girl you fancy is your sister you sleep with her and then tell her. _______________ *Bro to Vaxxla,Padawan of FiZZandOdan-Wei Part of the mighty Belouve Dynasty-Knight of Nippledom.Twin of Selphestal!**Proud Master to Kaelis and Acura Friend to anyone who would call me the same  . Pic by the amazing Majno (merry)
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Raziel Anjelis - Student
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an entire room in your spaceship is filled with beer _______________ Proud owner of El Vee For's 200th Comment, and Wicek's 2600th comment DaMi3N's 400th, Trad Redav's 666th.
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Kellson - Student |
Rofl. How about 'You know you're a redneck jedi when you have a beer can opener installed in your lightsaber hilt' _______________ Bamf. |
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solitude - Jedi Council 
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rofl,that was extremely random  _______________ Joined 16 October 2004 | Retired 10 April 2005 | Returned 05 June 2008 | Made Staff 27 June 2008 | Made Council 18 January 2009 Padawan To Odan-Wei Belouve | Adopted into the Belouve family | Twin to xAnAtOs | Owner of the 4th Quesi sexy badge Brother To Roan Belouve, Nomad, Majno, Silkmonkey, Kensei and Jarhok Belouve
Owner Of Virtue's 1000th profile comment, Mr. Doobie's 1000th profile comment, Gradius' 2500th comment, xAnAtOs' 2500th comment, Rosered's 1500th comment, Laziana's 900th comment, Scythus' 500th comment and Echuu's 100th comment |
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Katan - Student 
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Bumped! _______________ |
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Ashyr - Student 
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Quote: You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial. I wish I could do that. _______________ Top ten reasons to get a better computer...|My fan |
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ozzcoz - Cosplay Nerd 
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Did you say redneck, or Rex Hunt? Yibbiddy Yibbidah, say hi to your mum for me!  _______________ A wizard did it. |
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Cloaked Thunder - Student 
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*raises hand* I am a redneck jedi! woot! _______________ Padawan of ShadowSith | Close JA Family: Darth Mobility, Katan, Jedi Prodigy, Virtue,D@rth M@ul, Virtue, Flash, Bandit, Yin Yang, JK-XIII, Faded, Silk Monkey, Skyler, `Orion, Aratan, SmilyKrazy, Faded Angel, and your mom | woot!
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Nero - Student 
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sooooo this are the rednecks _______________ -Nero Quote: Curious, Smartass, what else? |
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Jacen Aratan - Student |
*stabs Katan with the sharp end of a pillow* Thanks, Billy, now I at least know what people mean. These rednecks seems to be mentioned very often. |
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Nero - Student
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HEY HURRY UP WITH THAT PIE!!! _______________ -Nero Quote: Curious, Smartass, what else? |
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SirBizNatch - Student 
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"You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok." lmao! _______________ Personal body guard to teh 1337 Jacen Aratan! Midbie Council Memeber||Member of the Almighty FiZZsters |
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Arcuss - Student 
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I might be a redneck. |
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Dicemaster - Student 
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hence the joke about saying "luke i am your father, and your uncle" cuz rednecks are known to be very insist lol, i don't think theres very many red necks that actually egsist, but its kinda funny anyway. _______________ Dicemaster |
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Battlin' Billy - Student 
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ROTFLMAO!!! That's hilarious! One question though; "You ever fantasized about Princess Leah wearing Daisy Duke shorts." I've done this, does this mean I'm a redneck? Jacen: Rednecks are generally people that live in the middle of nowhere in the US. They're known for not being too smart and for sleeping with their family members. _______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! |
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Muad'dib - Student 
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LMAO!!! But methinks the robe can be either camo, OR red flannel! _______________ "It's because I love you. No. It's because I love you" Oh, Anakin, you're eloquence is second to none. I AM THE OPIATE OF THE MASSES! |
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Katan - Student
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....... *wacks Jacen over the head* _______________ |
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Jacen Aratan - Student |
I am sure this would be hellava lot funnier if I knew what a redneck was.... |
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crazy_hacker - Ex-Student 
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"son, come to the dark side, itl be a hoot"- my favorite _______________ if at first you dont succeed, try and try again. if you still dont succeed, youve just wasted a whole lot of time trying something you just cant do
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Jello` - Student 
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I am not a redneck, im a minnesoHtaHn _______________ Brady Brothers: Orion-Greg, Furi0us-Peter, Me-Bobby. Long lost cousin to Flash. Midbie Council #007. Ex-JAK. |
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Katan - Student
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I like the second one _______________ |
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EAF_fencer3 - Student 
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You kiddin' me? I'm descended from William the Conqueror! _______________ |"Evacuate? In our moment of Triumph? I think you overestimate their chances."|"hurray broccoli!" -Tarpman| |Godson to Carve|Ward of Flamori|Brother to Gunrow| |
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