| The Lord of the Cds | |
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Jagreen Lern - ex-Student  |
It has cost me sweat to translate, but finaly i have do it. 
Try to forgot my bad english please. Recently one of my friends, a genius of the computers, visited to me. While we spoke I mentioned to him that i had installed Windows 98 in my PC and that i was very nice with this operating system. Also I taught the Windows 98 CD to him and for my surprise, he took the CD and he put in the furnace microwaves and he ignited the furnace. I was scared much, because the CD had been transformed into a treasure for me, but he said to me calmly: - Dont worry, you will not take damage. After minutes he removed the CD and he gave it to me and he said: - See it very close. For my surprise the CD was cold to the contact and was heavier than before. I could not in the beginning see nothing, but later I saw in the border of the central hole an inscription, the inscription finer than I have seen in my life. The inscription shone penetrating, but simultaneously very remote, as if it came from a great depth. 56E20532E4F2E207061726 120676F6265726E61726C6 F73206120746F646F732C2 0756E20532E4F2E2070617 26120656E636F6E7472617 26C6F732C20756E20532E 4F2E207061726120617472 6165726C6F73206120746F 646F73207920656E206C61 732074696E6965626C6173 20617461726C6F732E - I cannot read the igneous letters I said. - Not - he answered - But me yes. The letters are hexadecimal digits, of one old writing, but the language is of Microsoft, that I will not pronounce here. But in common english this is what says: "Three Operating systems for the Engineers in Telecommunications under the sky of Miami. Seven for the Experts in Networks in Cable palaces. Nine for the Mortal Programmers condemned to die. One for Bill Gates, on the dark Silicone throne Valley where the Shades extend. An Operating system to govern them all. An Operating system to find them, an Operating system to attract them all and to tie them in the Silicone darknesses Valley of Microsoft where the Shades extend" This post was edited by Jagreen Lern on Jan 18 2003 11:33pm. |
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Lian Del Rey - Student 
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That's strange, I read a different version. I read just the beginning of yours.
The version I read it was a computer WIZARD :O And the main character installed Windows XP. No biggie, just what I only read. _______________ slorp |
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Jagreen Lern - Ex-Student 
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if anyone have the original cd...
Hurry up!!! Take the cd to the destine montain in Silicon Valley, and drop the cd on it!!!  |
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Jagreen Lern - Ex-Student 
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yes everything is crackable but the cracked version not is the unique cd |
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Aron - Retired 
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yes they do, everything is crackable, even winxp sp 1  *hint hint* |
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Jagreen Lern - Ex-Student
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lol all your cracked version dont work...only the unique(original) cd work. You are advised |
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Bubu - Hubbub 
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LOL but microsoft don't deserve no money! hehe.. _______________ make install -not war |
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Aron - Retired 
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pfft, and you're telling me to go to the theater for lotr? hypocrit... |
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Bubu - Hubbub
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lol if only i had an original copy of any windows... the ones i have are all fake pirated cracked versions _______________ make install -not war |
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Aron - Retired
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lol
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Arcuss - Student 
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Ahh man, why didn't you say it wouldn't work with ME. Now I need a new cd and a new microwave. |
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Icco - Student 
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lol _______________ "this is Icco. Icco is old. Icco is lost. Icco is cool, but Icco doesn't know what the meaning of 'macrophageal sex'." - Vaughn /Icco |
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ioshee - Student 
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That... was... AWESOME! _______________ One of the Belouve boys |
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