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Aron - Retired  |
bored? me?
------------- Why the chicken crossed the road... In the words of the Star Wars characters YODA: Crossing the road makes not a chicken great. VADER: Because it could not resist the power of the Dark Side. LUKE: Crossing the road is one thing, this is.... totally different. LEIA: I don't know... but I have a bad feeling about this. HAN: Hurry up, colonel sanders, or you're gonna be a permanent resident! THREEPIO: I am fluent in over six million ways of crossing the road. ARTOO: beep beep be bop. CHEWIE: Gwrrroooooaaaarrrrrrlllllll! BEN: Cross the road, chicken. Let go, chicken. Chicken - trust me. BOBA FETT: What if the chicken doesn't survive? He's worth a lot to me! WEDGE: My scope shows the other side but it looks really far, are you sure you can cross it? JERJERROD: The chicken is crossing the road? We shall double our efforts. BIB: Die chicken wanga? BIGGS: At that speed, will you be able to cross in time? TARKIN: The regional governors now have direct control over their chickens. Fear will keep those chickens in line... fear of getting hit by a car! UNCLE OWEN: I told you to forget it. You're only concern is to cross that road. AUNT BERU: He can't stay here forever. Most of his friends have already crossed. It means so much to him. ADMIRAL ACKBAR: All chickens - prepare to cross the road on my mark LANDO: Why you slimy, no good, double-crossing chicken!! You got a lot of gots crossing that road, after what you pulled! EMPEROR: Young fool. Only now, after getting hit by a car do you understand. JABBA: Bo shuda chicken! GREEDO: Oota-Goota chicken? TARKIN: Surely the chicken must be dead by now. JAWA: Utinni! HAN: It's going closer to one of this big roads LEIA & C-3PO: Closer?! ADMIRAL PIETT: Chicken - we don't need their scum! MON MOTHMA: The data brought to us pinpoints the exact location of the other side. Many chicken have died to bring us this information. LANDO: Head back to the other side! And see if you can get a few of those chicken to follow you. YODA: When nine hundred roads you crossed, look as good you will not. Hmmm? |
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Trad Redav - Student 
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CONTROL: did it get hit?
RED LEADER:Negative  _______________ Well then. Just so you know, just because I don't post often doesn't mean I don't lurk this place multiple times every day... |
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Sniya - Student 
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Yoda:walkingleads to crossing,crossing leads to moving,moving leads to arrriiivvvialll _______________ The real question is not whether machines think but whether men do. Bertrand Russell http://www.thejediacademy.net/forums_detail_page.php?f_id=970 |
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DJ Sith - Jedi Council 
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Yeah start building model planes or something. _______________ My car is made of Nerf. |
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Lord Exar Kun - Student 
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lol nice one _______________ -Retired april the 19th 2004 |
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Bubu - Hubbub 
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you did this all on your own?
the guys below me are right, you do have too much free time. even more than me! _______________ make install -not war |
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SaltyDJ - Ex-Student 
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Lol, very funny...perhaps a hobby will help u... |
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Loaf - Ex-Student 
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lol...take up a sport! you have too much free time! _______________ The Notorious Conversation Killer |
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