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A letter to Santa
Dec 27 2025 09:55pm

Jagreen Lern
 - ex-Student
Jagreen Lern
Me and my bad english (again) :)

You will be strange that i writes to you today January 10, but I want to clarify certain things
that have happened to me since I sent my letter to you, plenty of illusions, in which it
requested to you that you brought me a bicycle, an electric train, one nintendo 64 and a pair
of skids.

I want coment you that I killed myself studying all the year, as such that I not only was the
first of the class, and that i obteined pure excellents in the school, I am not going to deceive you.

There wasnt anyone behaved better than I, neither with their dads, nor with their little brothers, nor with their little friends, nor with their neighbors.
I obey WITHOUT RECEIVING a reward, i helped the olds to cross the street and there wasnt never something that i didnt for the others,
and nevertheless,

WHAT EGGS YOU HAVE SANTA CLAUS!!!!

Its that... to leave underneath of little tree one spins, an shit of trompet and a damn pair of
socks, WHAT A SHIT! What you have been believed obese?

That is that I behave like stupid idiot all this year so that you come to me with a shit like
that; and dont conform with that, to the fag of the son of the neighbor, to that idiot without
education,headless, disobedient, that he shouts to his mother, to that idiot of the balls, yes!!
you brought everything to him that requested to you.

For that reason now I want that an earthquake or something comes thus, so that it take all of us
to the hell, since with Santa Claus like you, so incompetent and false, better than the Earth
swallows us.

But that right, you dont let come next year because I am going to burst with stones your
revolting deer.

Beginning by that shit of Rudolph that has homosexual name. I am going to frighten them so that you have to fuck you, walking on foot like I ,Santa suck!!, since the bicycle that I requested to you was for go to the scholl, that its to take by ass of my house (i want to say that there are a large distance between his house and the scholl).

Ah! And i didnt want to say good bye without send you before to the hell, hopefully that when
you have raised very high the sleigh turn around and you take a good blow into the floor.

But that right, I notice to you that next year you are going to know what is a damn boy, a
bastard son.

Kindly, Nano.

P.D:Take the socks and the spins that you send me, and put it by your ass.:D

This post was edited by Jagreen Lern on Jan 19 2003 09:42am.

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Jan 19 2003 11:59am

Lord Exar Kun
 - Student
 Lord Exar Kun

hehe, and what about all the poor kids that won't get any eggd anymore after you slaughtered the easter bunny? like me! I like eggs, you bastard!! (j/k)
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-Retired april the 19th 2004

Jan 19 2003 10:02am

Arcuss
 - Student
 Arcuss

Ok.

Well, that said, has anyone seen that bastard Easter Bunny. The little prick left a pile of rabbit turds on my floor last April. He'll learn this year when I set up the bear traps along with the baskets. :D

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