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EAF_fencer3 - Student  |
Take a look at this duel Solo and I had on irc  (I know it's a little long, but hang in there, folks  ):* EAF_fencer3 slaps Solo around a bit with a white glove <EAF_fencer3> brb <Johnny_English> what the??? you make the chalange then bail out ???? <EAF_fencer3> No, you're supposed to accept, you pansy! * Johnny_English slaps EAF_fencer3 around a bit with a raher smelly Scottsman. <Johnny_English> there accepted * JJ|brb feels sorry for the smelly Scotsman. * EAF_fencer3 presents solo with two Epees <EAF_fencer3> Take your pick, sir * Johnny_English picks the weapons. <Johnny_English> Chocolate pudins sir. Will you accept the challange ? * EAF_fencer3 walks to the opposite side of the field <EAF_fencer3> Of course <EAF_fencer3> Don't you mean dueling banjos? <Johnny_English> and who's your best man sir ? <EAF_fencer3> hmmm <EAF_fencer3> JJ  <EAF_fencer3> don't you mean my second? <EAF_fencer3> best man goes to your wedding lol <Johnny_English> no i screwd up at my weading and invited a second. so i have a spare best man now <EAF_fencer3> lol <EAF_fencer3> I thought you weren't married <EAF_fencer3> Solo, have you never even played monkey island? <Johnny_English> well marriage kid of went down the drain when i shoed up with a second instead of a best man <EAF_fencer3> you should've gotten that dueling banjo joke! <EAF_fencer3> FOR SHAME, SOLO!!! <Johnny_English> and you shoulde've gotten the Chocolate pudin one sir. <Johnny_English> bad form sir <EAF_fencer3> hmph... <EAF_fencer3> I challenge you to an epee duel! <Johnny_English> ooo pick your distance sir <EAF_fencer3> 10 yards * EAF_fencer3 draws his epee <Johnny_English> i can pee on target at 20 yards <EAF_fencer3> lol <EAF_fencer3> an epee is a dueling sword <Johnny_English> bah you take the sword, I'll just pee on you * Johnny_English pees on EAF_fencer3 <EAF_fencer3> ... <Johnny_English> lol <Johnny_English> I win * EAF_fencer3 lunges at Solo, piercing him through the chest * Johnny_English pees on EAF_fencer3 again <Johnny_English> ah, take that * EAF_fencer3 lunges at Solo, piercing his genitalia <EAF_fencer3> * Johnny_English looks at EAF_fencer3's bended epee <EAF_fencer3> I said pierced, Solo <EAF_fencer3> PIERCED <Johnny_English> feh, crown jowels of steel sir <Johnny_English> had them replaced after vitnam <EAF_fencer3> lol * EAF_fencer3 casts the epee aside * EAF_fencer3 draws his saber * JJ|brb is now known as JumpinJedi * EAF_fencer3 lops off Solo's head _______________ |"Evacuate? In our moment of Triumph? I think you overestimate their chances."|"hurray broccoli!" -Tarpman| |Godson to Carve|Ward of Flamori|Brother to Gunrow| This post was edited by EAF_fencer3 on Aug 21 2003 02:44am. |
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JAcen LW Solo - Retired 
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Here'e chapter II (Fencer forgot about this part ) (22:52) <JACen_Solo> (00:43) › @Johnny_English screws his head back (22:52) <JACen_Solo> (00:43) <@Johnny_English> pure titanium (22:52) <JACen_Solo> (00:43) <EAF_fencer3> lol that duel's going on the forums (22:52) <JACen_Solo> (00:43) <@Johnny_English> had it replaced after COrea sir (22:52) <JACen_Solo> (00:43) <EAF_fencer3> *Korea (22:52) <JACen_Solo> (00:44) <@Johnny_English> nonono COrea, thats the Korean karaoke bar on my street (22:52) <JACen_Solo> (00:44) <@Johnny_English> mean catfight I had there sir (22:52) <JACen_Solo> (00:44) <EAF_fencer3> lol (22:52) <JACen_Solo> (00:45) <@Johnny_English> my turn (22:52) <JACen_Solo> (00:45) › @Johnny_English pulls off his harm and repeatedly smaks EAF_fencer3 with it (22:52) <JACen_Solo> (00:45) <EAF_fencer3> It's a shame I had to kill you...had you not urinated on me, my honor could have been satisfied at first blood (22:52) <JACen_Solo> (00:46) › EAF_fencer3 kicks Solo's head around on the ground (22:52) <JACen_Solo> (00:46) <@Johnny_English> ahh, I have 3 spares (22:52) <JACen_Solo> (00:46) <@Johnny_English> but you shall pay for that sir, that was my sporting head (22:52) <JACen_Solo> (00:46) <EAF_fencer3> 'tis bad form... (22:52) <JACen_Solo> (00:46) <EAF_fencer3> I have beaten you (22:52) <JACen_Solo> (00:47) <JumpinJedi> *cue the Rocky training theme* (22:52) <JACen_Solo> (00:47) <@Johnny_English> i can't play polo on sundays anymore sir (22:52) <JACen_Solo> (00:47) › JumpinJedi runs up a set of huge steps. (22:52) <JACen_Solo> (00:47) <JumpinJedi> Getting Strooooooong Noooooooow (22:52) <JACen_Solo> (00:47) <JumpinJedi> Won't be loooooong nooooooooow (22:52) <JACen_Solo> (00:47) <JumpinJedi> Getting Strong Nooooooooooooow (22:52) <JACen_Solo> (00:47) › EAF_fencer3 draws a pistol (22:52) <JACen_Solo> (00:47) › JumpinJedi gasps. (22:52) <JACen_Solo> (00:47) › EAF_fencer3 blasts a ball of lead into the back of JJ's head (22:52) <JACen_Solo> (00:47) <@Johnny_English> sir your second seams way to hyper (22:53) <JACen_Solo> (00:47) › JumpinJedi is dead. (22:53) <JACen_Solo> (00:48) <EAF_fencer3> He has been taken care of (22:53) <JACen_Solo> (00:48) <@Johnny_English> good form sir (22:53) <JACen_Solo> (00:48) › orion`coding pokes JumpinJedi's body (22:53) <JACen_Solo> (00:48) › @Johnny_English throws a chocolate pudin at EAF_fencer3 (22:53) <JACen_Solo> (00:48) › EAF_fencer3 points the pistol at orion (22:53) <JACen_Solo> (00:48) › EAF_fencer3 wipes the pudding from his face (22:53) <JACen_Solo> (00:49) ›› Nick: (EAF_fencer3) is now known as (GovernorTarkin) (22:53) <JACen_Solo> (00:49) ›› Quit: (Carnage[TV]) (asda@p5089C599.dip0.t-ipconnect.de) (Signed off) (22:53) <JACen_Solo> (00:49) <GovernorTarkin> muhahahaha (22:53) <JACen_Solo> (00:49) › GovernorTarkin destroys Solo with his giant space-orb! (22:53) <JACen_Solo> (00:49) › JumpinJedi 's bloated corpse twitches. (22:53) <JACen_Solo> (00:49) <GovernorTarkin> well, I have to go... (22:53) <JACen_Solo> (00:49) <GovernorTarkin> I'll be back later (22:53) <JACen_Solo> (00:49) › orion`coding kicks EAF_fencer3 in the leg (22:53) <JACen_Solo> (00:49) › GovernorTarkin shoots orion (22:53) <JACen_Solo> (00:49) ›› Quit: (GovernorTarkin) (EAF_fencer@AC8A52DB.ipt.aol.com) (Quit: Evacuate? In our moment of triumph? I think you overestimate their chances!) (22:53) <JACen_Solo> (00:49) <@Johnny_English> ok sir we'll take a rain check on that duel _______________ "Though I walk through the shadow of the valley of death, I shall fear no evil .For I am the baddest mofo in the valley" |
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Fizz of Belouve - Student 
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lol hilarious _______________ One of the Belouve boys, founder of the mighty FiZZsters Midbie council #20 - Fizz - #1933 - Jan '03 - Aug '04 "Renfield, you idiot!" |
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JAcen LW Solo - Retired 
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Lol, no we can't Fonz. But we'll die trying. _______________ "Though I walk through the shadow of the valley of death, I shall fear no evil .For I am the baddest mofo in the valley" |
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Fonz - Student 
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"Tis only a flesh wound!" - you can never beat that duel in Monty Python i'm afraid guys _______________ Support bacteria, they're the only culture some people have. |
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JAcen LW Solo - Retired
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Feh!! I can still take you without my head. Come on sonny. Put them up and fight. _______________ "Though I walk through the shadow of the valley of death, I shall fear no evil .For I am the baddest mofo in the valley" |
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EAF_fencer3 - Student 
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Yes, as I said, i destroyed you with my giant space-orb, AFTER slicing off your head, running you through, and castrating you. If you attempt to argue any of those points, then I shall argue that it is bad form to give yourself an unfair advantage with such armor Therefore, master solo is presented with two options: being a coward, of losing his head I WIN!!! _______________ |"Evacuate? In our moment of Triumph? I think you overestimate their chances."|"hurray broccoli!" -Tarpman| |Godson to Carve|Ward of Flamori|Brother to Gunrow| |
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JAcen LW Solo - Retired
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Gnahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. He didn't poseted the whole duel!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'll post the rest!!!!!!!!!! _______________ "Though I walk through the shadow of the valley of death, I shall fear no evil .For I am the baddest mofo in the valley" This comment was edited by JAcen LW Solo on Aug 21 2003 10:55pm. |
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DJ Sith - Jedi Council 
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My skin is made of asbestos! I had it replaced after getting wounded in Guadalcanal! (or wherever that battle was). God bless Hot Shots. This ones for you, Saddam! _______________ My car is made of Nerf. |
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Garos - Student 
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lol! I like it! |
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Jacen Aratan - Student |
You should've seen the duel I had with DJ, then. We even went as far as going on Home to settle it.  |
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Fonz - Student 
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Pwned! _______________ Support bacteria, they're the only culture some people have. |
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_cmad_ - Ex-Student 
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wtf??? what is this thread about??? u lol EAF.... u lol hard! _______________ Your friends of today, are your enemies of tomorrow. |
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