| The Dread Pirate Tigerbeard!! Yar! | |
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Muad'dib - Student  |
Ahargh me mateys! This talk like a pirate day couldn't have come at a better time!I have just recently set my plans into motion to become the most feared pirate on the Charles River!! Ahargh! First the look. I bought a pirate hat at a local army/navy store for $5. With the look comes the attitude. Yar! Avast ye sea-dogs, etc. And with the attitude comes the motivation to piracy! AHARGH! I'm planning on jacking this destroyer in harbor here in Boston then collecting a fleet of Duck-boats (an amphibious truck used for tours of Boston) which I will arm with howitzers and other heavy artillery. It's gonna be great, yar. So the hijacked destroyer will be my flagship, the Cadaver, and I'm going to rename all the duck-boats I capture Duck-Galleons. I have a friend (who's birthday is on the 19th!  ) who will be the Captain Pinkerton on the Pirate Ship Redundant. She's going to be in charge of the accounting and paperwork aspect of piracy, I'll be the figurehead and general rape/pillage coordinator. Yar. While my operation will be mainly focused in Boston Harbor, I will need a pirate network (not like Kazaa!  ) around the world, and you guys are that network! AHARGH!  BTW: If you're wondering why I'm the pirate Tigerbeard, it's because, despite my hair being brown, my goatee grows out orange on the sides with a black stripe in the middle. And it does this naturally. Perfect for piracy  _______________ "It's because I love you. No. It's because I love you" Oh, Anakin, you're eloquence is second to none. I AM THE OPIATE OF THE MASSES! |
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Nero - Student 
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Aye, Cap'n! I'll keelhaul all that stand against ye!! _______________ -Nero Quote: Curious, Smartass, what else? |
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