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Battlin' Billy - Student  |
There are some very funny lines in the Star Wars movies. Which ones do you like? _______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! |
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Sindweller - Ex-Student 
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man...you all makes me laugh~!!!!!! jar jar:i'm Jar jar bings.. _______________ with great force comes with great power Do things slowly.you'll get big achievment seek for challenge...move forward abit does'nt hurt that much--advisor |
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Bail Hope of Belouve - Student 
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Han Solo: "... a Jedi Knight?? Luke's crazy. He can't even take care of himself Let stand rescue someone" _______________ Visit the Belouve Family Website! Quote: I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion
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D@RtHM@UL - Student 
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Han Solo: "Boba Fett? Were? " *Turns around with stick in his hand* *Hits Boba's Jetpack and Boba flies away* |
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Bail Hope of Belouve - Student
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"Patience, for it is time for the Jedi to eat as wel" -- Yoda, ESB _______________ Visit the Belouve Family Website! Quote: I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion
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Vicious - Student 
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Yoda: Looking? Found someone you have, hmmmm hmm hmm hmm! I laugh wicked hard not just at the words but at his tone. _______________ I do not ask for your poor, or your hungry, I do not want your tired and sick, It is your corrupt I claim, It is your evil that will be sought by me, With every breath, I shall hunt them down, Each day, I will spill their blood, till it rains down from the skies. Do not kill, do not rape, do not steal, These are principles which every man of every faith can embrace, These are not polite suggestions, these are cores of behavior, And those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost. There are varying degrees of evil, I am a due lesser form of filth, not to push the bounds and cross over into true corruption, into our domain, For if you do, one day you will look behind you and you will see me, And on that day, you will reap it, And I will send you to whatever god you wish. |
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Silent Whisper - Retired 
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Ep2: Anakin:"We heard your call and came to rescue you." Kenobi: *looks up at chains then down* "Good job..." _______________ "I have learned from Vergere only that there is no such thing as sides of the Force....for the side is merely a reflection of your intentions of the Force. Use it in hate, and it will be hate. Use it offensively in good, and you will find my Truth." -Jacen Solo, "Traitor", New Jedi Order |
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koushka - Student 
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Scene: ESB one of the many precarious scenes between Han and Leia only this time Chewy was there  Han: Laugh it up fuzzball! _______________ Faithful Padawan of {SKX}Dark Blade My profile pic is luke skywalker 
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Bail Hope of Belouve - Student
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This is not from StarWars itself, but it is from one of the many parodies: Darth: Luke, I am your father... ... and that's your sister... So get off her!!! Laughed like hell, when I first saw that _______________ Visit the Belouve Family Website! Quote: I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion
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VirusD - Student 
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darth: I AM UR FATHER Lol i laugh like hell every time i see that  _______________ '** I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.**' '**On going to war over religion: "You're basically killing each other to see who's got the better imaginary friend.**" '**I Dont Lie! I Just Bend And Illustrate The Truth A Little**' - By me when talking to a friend. |
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Bail Hope of Belouve - Student
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Good one Ulic I always liked: There is one! Set your blasters for stun -- Stormtrooper When they shoot Leia So... if they are ever in a war... are they going to give commands for acting? _______________ Visit the Belouve Family Website! Quote: I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion
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koushka - Student
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You Rebel Scum! _______________ Faithful Padawan of {SKX}Dark Blade My profile pic is luke skywalker
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Ulic Belouve - Student 
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I remember seeing this in theatre, I will add the line said by an audience member. My apologies if the lines are not exact. Vader: My son is among them Emperor: How can you be so sure? Vader: I have....FELT him Audience member: YOU SICK BASTARD!!!! _______________ Jedi do not fight for peace. That's only a slogan, and is as misleading as slogans always are. Jedi fight for civilization, because only civilization creates peace. |
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D@RtHM@UL - Student
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Padme: My My Anakin you've grown. Anakin: You too. Anakin: More beautiful I mean. Anakin: For a senator I mean. Really that's so dumb, thinking it's a Jedi Wannabe saying that |
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Battlin' Billy - Student 
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From EpII: Obiwan to Anakin; "Why do I get the feeling you're going to be the death of me?" If you don't get it, think back to Ep IV... _______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! |
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Demon - Student 
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EP II C-3PO: "I'm scrap." or "Die Jedi dogs!" _______________ Quote: Peace is a lie, there is only passion. Through passion I gain strength. Through strength I gain power. Through power I gain victory. Through victory my chains are broken. The Force will free me. -The Code of The Sith
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Vasper Ba'xian - Student 
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Ep.II "Lost a planet Obi-wan has, how embarrassing. hoooow embarrassing. hmmmm hmmm." Yoda  _______________ Brother to: Tamal, Kavar, J.D.,Jermia, Devlin, Ulic, Xiabara, Seij,Tarron Mib,>>>ROCK ON .My Spacescapes art page.My Everything Else art page. MY FAV. Jedi Are: Qui-Gon Jinn, Corran Horn, and Anakin Solo. Unofficial Master to Tamal. and Kavar. Founder of the Wuji Hundun Jian saber style. Proud owner of Tamal's 200th comment!//Proud owner of Refl3x's 300th comment!>>>Proud owner of Tyrant's 800th comment>>>Proud owner of Lucky's 170th comment>>>Proud owner of BDKawika's 444th comment>>>To except Existance is to except Reality.
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Furi0us - Student 
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Ep2 when they're near the bar in coruscant Kenobi: I think someone's trying to kill us. Anakin: Really? _______________ You are not your f***ing system specs. You are not your uptime stats, your script file, or your oversized desktop screencap. You are not your broadband connection. You are not your f***ing post count. |
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O2B-1Dai - Ex-Student 
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And of course, Leia when she's just been rescued, "Will someone get this walking carpet outta my way!" It's not a line but I love when Han Solo and Luke are in the elevator with Chewwie in the binders and Solo waves another stormtrooper in the elevator and gets rejected. Lmao. I love it. _______________ A true friend isn't the one bailing you out of jail, he's the one sitting next to you saying, "Man, that was cool!"
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Havvk - Ex-Student 
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Padme: I would prefer it if you did not look at me that way. Anakin: My apologies senator *Still looks at her in the same way*  _______________ ~~~knows secretly that furious sUx0rs~~~ |Defender of Ulthuan|Master of the deagle|Saber staff king|Master of spam| ~~~ You have to be bad to be be evil but you have to be evil to be bad! ~~~ ~~~ Will always remember c_M@D as a leader and as a brother -_- ~~~ |
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Master Malak - Ex-Student 
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I agree with kyle. _______________ Master Malak- Jedi name Onean Ongla. _____________ Humans are made to destroy themselfs its in our nature- The Terminator. |
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Bail Hope of Belouve - Student 
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I always liked the line of Obi-Wan: "Oh, don't worry, this hasn't been our day for warm welcomes." Thats from Ep1 Or what Yoda says to Obi-Wan at the end of Ep1: ... But agree with you taking this boy as your Padawan learner, I do not! (Pretty selfish eh? ) _______________ Visit the Belouve Family Website! Quote: I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion
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Kyle Sieran - Student 
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ooo ooo another one, after chewie luke and han break into the prison cell "Uhm, everythings alright, we had a slight ah, weapons malfunction were fine, everyones fine, how are you? -Im sending a team up... -Negative negative, we have a reactor breach,extremely volatile... -Who is this? whats your operating number? -uhhhh.....(blasts panel) boring conversation anyway..." neat little fact, when harrison ford was talking to the guy and said how are you? that was all improv, he was losing his lines right after weapons malfunction no joke, i read it on a useless pop trivia thingy. _______________ -If a Jedi ignites his lightsaber, he must be ready to take a life. If he is not so prepared, he must keep his weapon at his side.- ~Odan Urr Keeper Of Antiquities~ [Brother to Shadow(JAP), Kyle Katarn(JAS),Medlar,The White Wizard, D@RtHM@UL, and ROBIN OF LOCKSLEY!!!! (ROBIN)/(ROBIN HOOD)]/ NOW KNOWN AS Sednox (if he changes his name one more time...POW!) Which is bigger? A mole of NaCl? or a mole of Pb?
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Kyle Sieran - Student 
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One of the funniest i guess, but more annoying and childish would be the little alien dude advertising coca cola and star wars episode 1. It was a huge advertising campaign were he takes people to the theater via a podracer. "Wait till you see the pod racing scene, its so WIZZZARRD!!!" _______________ -If a Jedi ignites his lightsaber, he must be ready to take a life. If he is not so prepared, he must keep his weapon at his side.- ~Odan Urr Keeper Of Antiquities~ [Brother to Shadow(JAP), Kyle Katarn(JAS),Medlar,The White Wizard, D@RtHM@UL, and ROBIN OF LOCKSLEY!!!! (ROBIN)/(ROBIN HOOD)]/ NOW KNOWN AS Sednox (if he changes his name one more time...POW!) Which is bigger? A mole of NaCl? or a mole of Pb?
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Plo Koon - Student 
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these are supposed to be liens from starwars not your crazy thoughts _______________ Free Tibet! Click this link,and learn Here too |
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3th - Retired 
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"you're kind of short for a storm trooper" _______________ this is the internet, be serious damn it! |
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