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Jake Kainite - Student  |
JK:JA was released in the UK today (yes I know the US had it 2 days ago, but no one likes you  )So heres a little dedicated rhyme to the new game...... The new game is here you better ph34r my first impressions? "its a little bit queer  "It should be kool though once its patched its not JKII though they're not fairly matched You got yah good ol single your staff, and your dual choose wisely young jedi don't be a fool the new maps aren't bad I'll play them with pride although no more angled ledges no more wall glide  siege modes caused a bit of hype theres also powerduel which is your gametype? I'm gonna stick with free for all thats the game at its purest its having a ball The old games fading finally gone lets hope Academy isn't too wrong sure its got bugs but don't all at first ? after a while you'll aquire the 'thirst' (that means thirst for the game, playing and killing people )farewell JKII we'll all miss you lots you taught us our routes you won't be forgot so goodbye old friend you were a brilliant game take your rightful place in my hall of fame So hurry up cHoSeN-oNe may that frikkin mod you'll be king of community you'll be a cyber god as for me, ah you'll see I'll polish my skills you'll think I'm on pills!! the new games here it'll stop my falling finally I think I've found my calling to be best once more thats for me I feel it in the force its my destiny..... _______________ Apprenctice of Jedi Master Ascari (deceased) Descended from a line of great Jedi Will argue any point of view from any side This post was edited by Jake Kainite on Sep 19 2003 09:55pm. |
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Khalek[JAP] - Ex-Student ![Khalek[JAP]](/image_thumbnail.php?f_type=users&f_width=70&f_height=50&f_image=4155.jpg)
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EDIT:// EEK! Forgot to say nice one to Jake. You've inspired me! /edit There was a saber d00d called Khalek, In a duel he was a smart alec, Came in to school, Got slapped like a f00l, Got beat around till he was DEAD, DEAD, DEAD!! (you try finding another rhyme for Khalek, damn you )Or perhaps.... Mastering your saber;Come! choose your flavour, We've Dual, Staff and Single. Don't turn to the Dark, Kill peeps with a spark, To the merry JA jingle. Evil Drain whores, 'gainst social mores, Are running backwards and winning. But I'm attending, the new patch amending, And then, they won't be singing. On public servers, you'd best be nervous, The saber off really don't cut it. They kill you for sure, so don't be a boor. It's their home, their own sonnet. Like this is my ode, gonna release the load, (read on, dirty little boy!  ),That's weighting my mind down lately. It's their call to do, what they choose,f00!, Don't cry like a little baby. Yet reality's foiled, the plot's been spoiled, By warekiddies and their beta. I'll string them all up, put their balls in a cup, And feed them to a garbage eater. And so ends my news, say thanks to my muse, And cry 'World, eat my meter!' (meter as in the rhyming pattern...) MWAHAHAHA!!! *stabs warebunny in eye with spork in glee* _______________ Brother to HW and Kyp Durron, padawan of the almiiiighty NFF. Traitor to the family and keeper of the LOLlipops (poisoned and otherwise). Jello's unwanted second cousin. Vladarion's moral lesser  http://www.crazyfray.co.uk/home.htm - major update coming soon, yeah right.... £3.00 to be pledged so far to the JA fund... Just type PLEDGE ME UP KHALEK in any interesting post, and if it passes the funkolology test, 50p goes in the kitty... This one's for Jacen... http://www.bash.org/?7838
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Hybrid-Halo - Ex-Student 
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d00d, that owns. _______________ Sith Sith Sith Sith Sith... |
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Marcel Mandarijn - Student 
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it's quite pwnish |
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Jake Kainite - Student 
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I like this one, its quite long Thought it was important to pay tribute to old game passing and celebrating new game..... _______________ Apprenctice of Jedi Master Ascari (deceased) Descended from a line of great Jedi Will argue any point of view from any side
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Thomasooo - Student 
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w00000t!!!! Nice going, Jake!!! Can't wait to get the game myself, so I can totally pwn you! :p J/k  _______________ In the navy and LOVING it!
Recipient of comment no. 1000 and heart-warming words from Ataris!
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Sared - Retired 
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Bring it down....matey! _______________ I'm crazy, not stupid. |
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