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Muad'dib - Student  |
So I wanna start some new retarded gamer jargon! 1)"lmaer". Noun. a. A "lamer" b. a freakish genetic combination of a lemur a llama and a horse. Pronounciation: Try saying "lemur" "llama" and "mare" all at the same time. 2) The most popular thing to do to make things 'leet' is to add random x's into the word, the amount depending on the mood of the person saying them. example: "That RoxXxxXorz your SoxxXXxxorz!!" explanation: While it is true that almost anything that can swing a bat does, in fact, rival the Red Sox at baseball the meaning of the statement is lost in archaic terminology and meaning. Notice the use of both upper and lower case x's, and the amount of x's implies that the gamer may have been in an excited state. I propose to change this trend. x's have been done to death. In their stead I propose the use of J's. J's are one of the most rarely used letters in the alphabet! In fact it's worth 8 points in scrabble! If only a few of the highly skilled players of the world then this trend would catch on like wild-fire! The lesser gamers would have no choice but to adopt it, lest their peer-pressure hard-wired little minds pop like a grape in a tourniquet. Example: "Yo, I frajJjed his Ajj!!!" I think yes. Next on the list of things to go: the z's. A common misconception of this group is that the z's and s's in the english language are liberally interchangable. Sadly, this is not the case. However I believe that it may be within the bounds of reason to legally (by english language standards) substitute K's for W's. And why not? example: "K00T! I willed his ass kith my rocwet launcher!!" What's kro- er, wrong with that? I think these are wonderful first steps in the war on stupidity. Please make your own suggestions.  _______________ "It's because I love you. No. It's because I love you" Oh, Anakin, you're eloquence is second to none. I AM THE OPIATE OF THE MASSES! |
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Sauron-the-rasta-mon - Student 
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You should replace all B's with U's from now on _______________ Ω Allehelgens Død Helveds Rike Ω |
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Jello` - Student 
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"in fact, its worth 8 points in scrabble" haha, I love it _______________ Brady Brothers: Orion-Greg, Furi0us-Peter, Me-Bobby. Long lost cousin to Flash. Midbie Council #007. Ex-JAK. |
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