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Axion - Student  |
put your products in now! ill start!! "grind up a pig put it in a can.. SCRAPPLE!! grind up a pig put it in a can... SCRAPPLE!! guess i am a scrapple man, i think ill have another can.. grind up a pig put in a can SCRAPPLE!!"  _______________ Axion - Yeah. |
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Axion - Student 
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LOL!!! SQUEE! _______________ Axion - Yeah. |
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Ale'Velkyrii - Student 
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BUTTPLUG _______________ Wanna know what my name means? Peralos Ale'Velkyrii: Perilous Drunken Angel, or PDA for short.  Perilous, because I'm bound to get into fights I can't win. Drunken, because ALE! Angel, because a valkyrie is basically an angel of Odin. I'm here to send you to the afterlife, but I can't gurantee I'll be stable enough to win a fight.
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Ale'Velkyrii - Student 
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Experience the wonders of the Porcupine Fork! Yes, the porcupine fork! Experience the handiness of the fifty-pronged fork. Yes, you heard right. This fork can skewer food in any direction! The spikes resemble a porcupine, causing the ultimate in multi-pronged devices! ONLY $500! *Dangers include puncturing of the inner mouth, blood loss, and extreme pain. Do not use if you fear ultimate death* ORDER YOURS TODAY! _______________ Wanna know what my name means? Peralos Ale'Velkyrii: Perilous Drunken Angel, or PDA for short. Perilous, because I'm bound to get into fights I can't win. Drunken, because ALE! Angel, because a valkyrie is basically an angel of Odin. I'm here to send you to the afterlife, but I can't gurantee I'll be stable enough to win a fight.
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Stimpski - Student 
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The newest product from DOOM Corp.: Box of DOOM! Our DOOM is made up of 100% pure DOOM, whereas our leading competitors' DOOM is 90% DOOM and 10% superstition. Our DOOM is also made up of 10% recycled DOOM, unlike our leading competitors'. Only someone who wants to be hunted down and put through immense pain doesn't buy DOOM. DOOM Corp. "We own everything, EVEN YOU!" *Disclaimer: The DOOM Corp. does not actually own humans, as it is against the US Constitution.* _______________ Stimpski (formerly known as DeathScythe many, many moons ago.) JA Forum ID - 3988 <insert generic &/OR witty tagline here> |
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