| My Version of The Three Little Pigs {From the Wolfs Perspective} | |
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CuZzA - Student  |
Hi, I am Wally, Wally the Wolf. Ok, I am not much of a horrible wolf as all you seem to think so. Actually, I am one of the nicest wolves in all of Fairytale Land. I am related to Wolfy. He is my brother and starred in the lie of all lies, Little Red Riding Hood. I heard a few weeks ago of this terrible happening in a cottage owned by an old granny. I know my brother and I know he will never cause any trouble in any way possible. Anyway, I am the wolf out of the Three Little Pigs. I am sure you have heard the story by now so there’s no point in telling it to you again. Ok, let’s get started… It was the 1st day of July and the sun was shining, the birds were singing and there wasn’t a single cloud in the sky. I was so happy until Simon Pig turned on his lawnmower and started to cut his grass. It was 9am and nearly the whole of the field was asleep. I didn’t mind him mowing his lawn, I mean, what’s wrong with mowing your lawn? But I was annoyed this one time. Last night I had a party. It was my birthday and this morning I felt sick. It seems I had a hangover and it wasn’t the nicest of all either. So here is Simon, mowing his lawn, until I ask him to stop. The way he looked seemed like he was going too, but no, he didn’t. I tried to get to sleep again but it didn’t work. So I walked up to his house but his dog jumped up and started to bite me. I was using the two pieces of cloth on my dressing gown to get him away. After this battle I didn’t have 2 pieces of cloth anymore...the dog ate them. So I went home and got changed and walked back out again and knocked on the door. Simon was making chips in the kitchen and opened the door for me. He told me to hurry up but I said I had something important to say. He and I were moaning for about 10 minutes until we came to an agreement that he wouldn’t make any noise to disturb me before 11:00am and I wouldn’t come on his property and disturb him before 12:00pm. I was feeling a little happier so I looked out the window to see how the day was going. To my surprise I wasn’t happy at all. My next door neighbour’s house had gone, all what was left was a pile of sticks and by the looks of it, it had burnt down. I ran onto his property and checked the time. It said 11:50am. How could I go onto his property…it was before 12:00pm. I didn’t care about the time and I ran onto the pile of sticks and tried to see were Simon was. Everybody came out of there houses and started to talk to themselves. 10 minutes later I was being told off by 20 animals who were accusing me of killing Simon. I was hesitating to say something but then the police came. They asked if I had talked to the victim today and if so what our last convocation was about. I said that our last convocation was about me and him not aloud to disturb each other and all that junk. I added I wasn’t aloud on his property until 12:00pm. The police officer looked at his watch. ’12:00pm’. That’s fine Wally, its 12pm; you are ‘officially’ aloud on Mr. Simon Pig’s property. I couldn’t lie, I had never lied before! So I said I was on his property at 11:50am. The police officer looked at me in a strange way. I was nervous. What was he going to do to me? The police officer said that I am under arrest for suspicion of murder and for trespassing on Mr. Simon Pig’s property. I was thinking what I did wrong…or right in my opinion. I was thrown into the police car and I was taken away. For two nights I kept playing over and over again in my mind what I had done to deserve this. I was concerned about my next door neighbour but as usual, the police jumped to conclusions before I had a chance of speaking and I was put straight into jail. I am not a bad wolf, I am not a criminal, I am a hard working, loving and caring wolf. On my 3rd day of being in The Big House, I was told two other pigs had been killed in their houses with the same kind of fire. I was so confused. I was talking to Simon 1 day, and then 2 days later, 3 pigs had been killed in 2 days and I was blamed for it. This was mad; I wasn’t going to take this anymore. Nobody arrests Wally the Wolf and gets away with it (unless I deserve it). Ok, I was just in court then and I was let off, but it was thanks to an eye witness named Bill. He flew a red balloon in the skies of Fairytale Land. He saw what happened and he came in, just in the nick of time to save me. I invited him to dinner about ½ an hour ago so I better go and tidy up my dump of a house and sort out the rest of my neighbours. Wally the Wolf – Nicest Wolf in Fairytale Land Ps: If you wanted to know what really happened to the other two pigs this is what happened: Julian – He was killed because when he was cooking dinner, he smelt something nice. Little did he know it was him. After about 73 sniffs he looked at the pan and noticed that his feet were in the pan. He thought he smelt so nice that he jumped in, and a spark from the stove flew onto the curtain. The house burnt down and Bill saw it Frank – If you really must know, Frank never died. He got a blow up balloon of himself and put it into the fire, this looked like he had been killed because…well, because! _______________ - Even if Carlsberg made "w*nkers", Christiano Ronaldo would still be the biggest "w*nker" in the world |
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Jacen Aratan - Student |
Lies!! Little Red Riding Hood pwns j00! Just look at my quit message on IRC: Listen to me! | Little Red Riding Hood | I don't think little big girls should | Go walking' in these spooky old woods alone | *bang* | Big Bad Wolf, you were my 7891 kill. GF! |
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Axion - Student 
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lol okay -.0' good for you _______________ Axion - Yeah. |
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