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Car-RAAAAYYYYZEEE Wampa pic
Oct 08 2003 07:10am

Ulic Belouve
 - Student
Ulic Belouve
Yep. That's it. Over there.
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So, now, amusing?

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Jedi do not fight for peace. That's only a slogan, and is as misleading as slogans always are. Jedi fight for civilization, because only civilization creates peace.

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Is this not fricking hilarious?

vote results
FCUK Yeah!!!  I busted a gut on this! FCUK Yeah!!! I busted a gut on this! [14 votes] [47%]
Good, but I can do better (sure ya can) Good, but I can do better (sure ya can) [5 votes] [17%]
Dumb as hell, didn't laugh Dumb as hell, didn't laugh [1 vote] [3%]
Hehe....0wn3d Hehe....0wn3d [10 votes] [33%]

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Oct 10 2003 07:45pm

Battlin' Billy
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 Battlin' Billy

Whenever I'm about to get "down and dirty" with a Wampa, I always double0-bag it!!!


BTW - Ulic, that is a GREAT pic!

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This comment was edited by Battlin' Billy on Oct 10 2003 07:45pm.

Oct 10 2003 03:35am

Muad'dib
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 Muad'dib

I guess those wampas really get around, huh? Well, as Cmad was so careful to mention: they use condoms? cause if not, then that's just nasty. Man, it's not bad enough that wampas are running around having sex with nearly a DOZEN other wampas on a regular basis, but now they appear to have established an "inter-species wampa swinger network" including an Imperial "escort" service and even Rancors! Good God... And if they're doing all this UNPROTECTED! well, if that's the case, I don't care how good they are, I'd never do a Wampa... without a condom. :cool:
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Oct 09 2003 10:40am

Garos
 - Student
 Garos

I did that with a stormtrooper and a wampa by accident the other day.
I picked up his dying body and flucg him across the generator room and he landed on it. Gross as all hell.
I also made a screenie of a wampa riding a rancor.

Oct 09 2003 09:09am

DJ Sith
 - Jedi Council
 DJ Sith

Jesus

cmad that is the most disturbing thing I've ever read.
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Oct 09 2003 03:05am

Sared
 - Retired
 Sared

Hehe, Pwn3d. :P
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Oct 08 2003 11:12pm

EAF_fencer3
 - Student
 EAF_fencer3

LOL ULIC

Really, how did this happen? :P
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Oct 08 2003 09:02pm

aph3x
 - Retired
 aph3x

im speechless

Oct 08 2003 07:48pm

Ulic Belouve
 - Student
 Ulic Belouve

Who's your Wampa daddy!?! SAY MY NAME!!!

Ok, this is going from bad to worse...but the dumbest story I ever heard. Hilarious though.
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Jedi do not fight for peace. That's only a slogan, and is as misleading as slogans always are. Jedi fight for civilization, because only civilization creates peace.

Oct 08 2003 06:58pm

_cmad_
 - Ex-Student
 _cmad_

now u screwed it ulic! :mad:

well, i know the real story:

Liz was a lonely wampa seeking for a lover... She was alone in her castle when her phone rang:
"Is that Liz the lonely wampa who seeks a male wampa's company?" said a male wampa
"Yes this is Liz" said Liz
"Do you want to get thangs hot in your chilly castle babe?" said the male wampa
"Oh yeah!!! Comie comie here!!! Oh! Bring some condoms will ya?" said Liz
"That's fo' sho' babe!" said the male wampa and hanged up
Lizz kept waiting and waiting, when someone knocked her door... It was the male wampa...
"Hello babe, my name's DJ and i'm the one who called you before" said the male wampa

[ IMPORTANT NOTE!!! THIS DJ HAS _*NOTHING*_ TO DO WITH OUR BELOVED DJ_SITH!!! ]

"Oh come in you sexeh minx!" said Liz
As soon as DJ comes in, he wears he newly bought condom, size 10000000 [LOL].
The party is on...
"oh yeah! oh yeah! oh yeah!" exclaims Liz
"who's ur daddy? who's ur daddy? who's ur daddy?" exclaimed DJ in the other hand...

[ AND THE PICCY WAS TAKEN AT EXACTLY THIS POINT... BUT HERE'S WHAT HAPPENED AFTER THE PICCY WAS TAKEN ]

Another wampa gets in the castle, an old wampa; Liz's father...
"Dad I can explain all this!" said Liz as soon as she saw him...
"You will NOT explain..." said Liz's father... "HE will".
"Okay old dude, i came here to screw ur daughter, u mind leaving now?" said DJ [LOL]
"Ah ok :) See you later Liz! Have a nice time!" said Liz's father and left

Anyway after 20 hours (that's how long wampa sex lasts), DJ get's tired and is ready to leave...

"Bye bye Liz... See you next time..." said DJ
"I just got a q: Where does DJ come from?" asked Liz
"Oh you dunno? Lol... it comes from Dick Jagah... well, i gtg cuz other 10 female wampa are waiting for me..."

LOL @ THE ENDING

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IS THAT THE ***STUPIDEST*** STORY YOU HAVE EVER READ OR WHAT!?!?
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Oct 08 2003 06:20pm

Ulic Belouve
 - Student
 Ulic Belouve

OK, to explain my take on this glitch:

One wampa was ..... (edited to keep a fun storyline, see above.)

And the Kodak moment is born.

Seen this millions of time (it IS my pic), and never gets funny. Man....ROFL....heh, 0wn3d.
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Jedi do not fight for peace. That's only a slogan, and is as misleading as slogans always are. Jedi fight for civilization, because only civilization creates peace.

This comment was edited by Ulic Belouve on Oct 08 2003 07:46pm.

Oct 08 2003 06:16pm

_cmad_
 - Ex-Student
 _cmad_

OMFG!!!!

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!

WAMPA STYLE!!!!! OH YEAH BABY!!!! ROFL!!!!

Do they use condomes??? what size??? LOL :P :D

ROFL @ PICCY!!!
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Oct 08 2003 06:12pm

DJ Sith
 - Jedi Council
 DJ Sith

They look so serious... :eek:
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Oct 08 2003 01:05pm

Buzz
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 Buzz

Wampa style
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Oct 08 2003 07:14am

Xanatos
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 Xanatos

Hai-larious.
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Oct 08 2003 07:14am

Eclipse DKana
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 Eclipse DKana

pwnd!

Oct 08 2003 07:14am

Orion
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 Orion

LMAO! PIC FREAKIN OWNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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