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Bubu - Hubbub  |
I woke up this morning, with a bad hangover, and my penis was missing again. This happens all the time. It's detachable. This comes in handy a lot of the time. I can leave it home when I think it’s gonna get me in trouble, or I can rent it out when I don't need it. But now and then I go to a party, get drunk, and the next morning I can't, for the life of me, remember what I did with it. First, I looked around my apartment and I couldn’t find it. So I called up the place where the party was and they hadn't seen it either. I asked them to check the medicine cabinet 'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes, but not this time. So I told them if it pops up to let me know. I called a few people who were at the party but they were no hope either. I was starting to get desperate. I really don't like being without my penis for too long. It makes me feel like less of a man and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak. After a few hours of searching the house and calling everyone I could think of, I was starting to get very depressed. So I went to the Kiev and ate breakfast. Then as I walked down Second Avenue, towards St Mark's place, where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street, I saw my penis lying on a blanket, next to a broken toaster oven. Some guy was selling it! I had to buy it off him. He wanted 22 bucks but I talked him down to 17. I took it home, washed it off, and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete. People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached but I don't know. Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass, I like having a detachable penis. _______________ make install -not war This post was edited by Bubu on Oct 10 2003 06:22am. |
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Battlin' Billy - Student 
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LOL!!! Nice one Bubu. *gets lost in thought about the late 80s and early 90s* _______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! |
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Thomasooo - Student 
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Blagh! You just made me puke!  _______________ In the navy and LOVING it! 
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Sared - Retired 
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LOL @ Rei.  Now I feel old...... _______________ I'm crazy, not stupid. This comment was edited by Sared on Oct 10 2003 05:48pm. |
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Khalek[JAP] - Ex-Student ![Khalek[JAP]](/image_thumbnail.php?f_type=users&f_width=70&f_height=50&f_image=4155.jpg&f_odd=1)
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Eek! And I thought a detachable conscience was bad enough...*cough* Jacen *cough*  _______________ Brother to HW and Kyp Durron, padawan of the almiiiighty NFF. Traitor to the family and keeper of the LOLlipops (poisoned and otherwise). Jello's unwanted second cousin. Vladarion's moral lesser http://www.crazyfray.co.uk/home.htm - major update coming soon, yeah right.... £3.00 to be pledged so far to the JA fund... Just type PLEDGE ME UP KHALEK in any interesting post, and if it passes the funkolology test, 50p goes in the kitty... This one's for Jacen... http://www.bash.org/?7838
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Marcel Mandarijn - Student 
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rofl @ this insane thread |
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Bubu - Hubbub 
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yes mob, that's it first time i heard it it was performed by Primus. and Rei... LMAO! same @ Daidalus _______________ make install -not war |
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DaRtH-MoBiLiTy - Student 
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Have not heard that song in a while..... Still funny though....hehe King Missle was it? -DM- _______________ One Day, it will all end. This comment was edited by DaRtH-MoBiLiTy on Oct 10 2003 08:53am. |
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Rei D'Kana - Ex-Student |
Are you a girl then that you use one of them s***p-ons. (older guys know what I mean) This comment was edited by Rei D'Kana on Oct 10 2003 08:04am. |
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Daidalus[JAP] Fisto - Student ![Daidalus[JAP] Fisto](/image_thumbnail.php?f_type=users&f_width=49&f_height=70&f_image=3482.jpg){kind=small}
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Hi bubu! Sometimes i feal the same like you, but think onit. If you realy want a permanent penis, you cant put it of! That is a very importent decision and should NOT be decided too rashy. I know that feeling and im glad to have a Detachable too. But there is a little trick on it. If you go to a party, put a small chain on it to loock it for a while. So you can put it off next day. But be carefool, dont loose the key ;-) _______________ Founder of the Fisto Family -|- Member of the mighty FiZZsters!! -|- Owner of the second Bail prize for "BAIL RULES!!" -|- I'll never forget you Jaina! -|- Owner of the one and only autograph of Smily -|- SMILY RULES -|- Owner of the 1000th Comment of the great Kueller -|- Big brother to NarCosT Fisto, and ShadowFax . -|- Proud Padawan of Kueller -|-Sir Daidalus Fisto. Official Historian of Nippledom and server to Menaxia, Queen of Nippledom Quote: fiZZe: "gdamubububugmgmgububugrrrrrdsa?"
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Smilykrazy - Retired 
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ROFLMAO!!!! _______________ RIP MOM 06/29/58-07/31/08 Married to Koyi Donita 4/30/11 |
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Bubu - Hubbub 
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yes it is! _______________ make install -not war |
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DJ Sith - Jedi Council 
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Hahah good song. _______________ My car is made of Nerf. |
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xAnAtOs - Student |
lmao _______________ Brother to Luke Skywalker and (SKX) Dark Blade 
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Muad'dib - Student 
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Bubu, I'm sure there's some kind of doctor you can see about that. _______________ "It's because I love you. No. It's because I love you" Oh, Anakin, you're eloquence is second to none. I AM THE OPIATE OF THE MASSES! |
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