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Liet - Student  |
Where do babies come from? |
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Lian Del Rey - Student 
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Babies come from jawas.  Either that or the stork! Either that or the international justice league of super acquaintences. Either that or the girl that Jack Sparrow saw yesterday even though he had a red cheek the next day.  _______________ slorp |
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EAF_fencer3 - Student 
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Yeah, really, Lego. They come from ducks. Get your animals straight _______________ |"Evacuate? In our moment of Triumph? I think you overestimate their chances."|"hurray broccoli!" -Tarpman| |Godson to Carve|Ward of Flamori|Brother to Gunrow| |
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Jacen Aratan - Student |
Lego, I see Rico has brainwashed you. |
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Lego[DEAD] - Ex-Student ![Lego[DEAD]](/image_thumbnail.php?f_type=users&f_width=70&f_height=48&f_image=../banned.png&f_odd=1){kind=small}
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babies come from cows _______________ AHH YOU ARE ALL NICE LADS |
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Axion - Student 
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didn't they teach ya's anything in skool!! they come from vending machines!! you put money in and choose what kind you want and stuffs ^_^ _______________ Axion - Yeah. |
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Jacen Aratan - Student |
LOL Muad, you have waaaaaaay too much time on your hands. |
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3th - Retired 
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LMAO @ Muad'dib very very nice. _______________ this is the internet, be serious damn it! |
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Sared - Retired 
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Here is a convorsation recorded in Looking Glass Studios during the development of Thief: The Dark Project. Phil: Where does the player arm come from? Greg: Well you see there's a mommy player arm and a daddy player arm... Bob: ...and they both love each other very much... Greg: ...and the daddy player arm has a special seed... Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you peoples exhibit A. The results of many sleep-deprived weeks and and endless supply of coffee and bananas. _______________ I'm crazy, not stupid. |
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Muad'dib - Student 
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Well, it's a large industry, you have to understand, so it's complicated. Babies come from many countries all over the world, but there are a few countries which have cornered the markets in baby making. First: America. American babies are made big and need to be refilled faster than they should, but they're luxury babies, so, y'know, that's what they're there for. Second: Japan. Japanese babies are made small and compact, but usually pretty sleek and powerful. Japanese babies are much more fuel-efficient than American babies, and often can cost much less. Thirdly: Sweden. Sweden isn't a huge competitor in the baby industry, but the Babies they do make have a long reputation for being built like tanks; strong and durable. Some of them are even designed with a front that's able to survive a full speed collision with a moose. (The 900 model I believe.) Fourthly: Italy. The italians are famous for their sports-babies. If you have a quarter of a million dollars to spend and want something that'll make the women drool (or if you're trying to make up for certain... inadequacies  ) the Italian sports baby is your main choice.Fifth: German. If you're looking for a baby that is a great mix of high quality engineering and sleek design, then the German baby is for you. German babies are made with some of the highest level of craftsmanship out there today, and they have the safety records to back them up. So that's the baby industry in a nutshell. There's alot more to it than what I covered right here though, like pimping out your baby with a new gear-shift and lights and even, in some extreme cases, NO2, a very powerful baby-accelerator. _______________ "It's because I love you. No. It's because I love you" Oh, Anakin, you're eloquence is second to none. I AM THE OPIATE OF THE MASSES! |
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Drathir - Student 
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LOL man!!!  _______________ Where we ask the question, "Is real life really stranger than fiction, or is fiction about real life being stranger than fiction stranger than real life being stranger than fiction?" Ow. -Paradox Lost Want to read my slowly in progress webcomic? -TCTI |
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_cmad_ - Ex-Student 
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here's the deal... ur father goes to a sex shop, and likes the saleswoman (not helen lol) then they both go to a motel, make out NOT using a condom and ur dad returns home to ur mom saying he had to work late... then he pretends to be fcking ur mother that night @ bed but he isn't... ..... [9 MONTHS LATER] ..... Your mother's worst day: you were born... she saw your face and passed out [WHILE YOU WERE BEING BORN] Your father having told your mother 1 week earlier he would be on a professional trip to a place far away... but he was at a motel wit that saleswoman having a party cuz u were born. --- Maybe that saleswoman is a close friend of your father now check it out _______________ Your friends of today, are your enemies of tomorrow. This comment was edited by _cmad_ on Oct 13 2003 05:27pm. |
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Odan-Wei Belouve - Student 
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Are the girls coming from flowers and boys from another veggie ? Man, they lied to me that long !!!  Odan-Wei _______________ Padawan and brother to SmilyKrazy - Adopted in the Belouve Family by Fizz and Bubu, BELOUVE ON! - Vladarion, you'll always be in my heart and memories - Spam-Padawan of Jacen Aratan - [DJ is my beloved wife! - JA Family: Brothers:
Virtue, Furi0us, Vladarion, Hardwired, Janus, Axion, D@RtHM@UL, Motrec, Mike , xAnAtOs , Luke Skywalker; Little bro to SilkMonkey ; Special kind of brother to Kenyon ; Sisters in-law: Rosered, Ain-Soph Aur] Photoshop works: click here |
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Thomasooo - Student 
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It's called spamming moaning sounds in a dark room. Preferably in a bed...that's all I know! No further questions!!! OBJECTION! _______________ In the navy and LOVING it!
Recipient of comment no. 1000 and heart-warming words from Ataris! 
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Khalek[JAP] - Ex-Student ![Khalek[JAP]](/image_thumbnail.php?f_type=users&f_width=70&f_height=50&f_image=4155.jpg&f_odd=1)
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NAUGHTY BOY CUZZA!!!! *shoos the 14yr olds away from this thread* 'I don't CARE if you see the cows do it on the way to school...' _______________ Brother to HW and Kyp Durron, padawan of the almiiiighty NFF. Traitor to the family and keeper of the LOLlipops (poisoned and otherwise). Jello's unwanted second cousin. Vladarion's moral lesser http://www.crazyfray.co.uk/home.htm - major update coming soon, yeah right.... £3.00 to be pledged so far to the JA fund... Just type PLEDGE ME UP KHALEK in any interesting post, and if it passes the funkolology test, 50p goes in the kitty... This one's for Jacen... http://www.bash.org/?7838
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CuZzA - Student 
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well yeah Khal, awww, but when J-cen's Parents must of laughed when he was born har har 3 words mate Human Sexual Intercourse (Very bioloical) _______________ - Even if Carlsberg made "w*nkers", Christiano Ronaldo would still be the biggest "w*nker" in the world |
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Khalek[JAP] - Ex-Student
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Baaaayyyyy-beeeeess!!! Awww _______________ Brother to HW and Kyp Durron, padawan of the almiiiighty NFF. Traitor to the family and keeper of the LOLlipops (poisoned and otherwise). Jello's unwanted second cousin. Vladarion's moral lesser http://www.crazyfray.co.uk/home.htm - major update coming soon, yeah right.... £3.00 to be pledged so far to the JA fund... Just type PLEDGE ME UP KHALEK in any interesting post, and if it passes the funkolology test, 50p goes in the kitty... This one's for Jacen... http://www.bash.org/?7838
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Menaxia - Student 
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o dear God. _______________ This is not the place to look for me |
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joca_bt - Student 
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Lol babies come from Jamaica and they bring cannibis _______________ - Son to Helen Catherine ;p - Random bash.org quote: X: you know what google earth needs? | Y: More 3D buildings? | X: ion cannon button |
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Furi0us - Student 
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Babies come from people u sillys _______________ You are not your f***ing system specs. You are not your uptime stats, your script file, or your oversized desktop screencap. You are not your broadband connection. You are not your f***ing post count. |
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Silent Whisper - Retired 
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Two words: The Stork _______________ "I have learned from Vergere only that there is no such thing as sides of the Force....for the side is merely a reflection of your intentions of the Force. Use it in hate, and it will be hate. Use it offensively in good, and you will find my Truth." -Jacen Solo, "Traitor", New Jedi Order |
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Jacen Aratan - Student |
You can also use g2platoon. |
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Lackeh- Retired - Student 
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I know this one. Something about a chair, lightbulb and being naked so you don't get electricuted. Saftey first!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! _______________ A champion is someone who keeps getting up; even when they can't. Founder Of the Jedi Academy Adlut Support Group. PIE!!!!! Padawan of Katan. Brother to MOTREC, DarkDragon, (SKX)DarkBlade, Jacen Aratan, Achilles, Kool_Aide, EvilSquirrel, and Katan's Padawans. |
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Ulic Belouve - Student 
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/npc_spawn baby Geez. I thought you'd know where things come from by now. Feh. Else, look at my profile pic. That should give you an idea. _______________ Jedi do not fight for peace. That's only a slogan, and is as misleading as slogans always are. Jedi fight for civilization, because only civilization creates peace. This comment was edited by Ulic Belouve on Oct 13 2003 05:10am. |
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Jello` - Student 
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You see, when a man and a woman really like eachother.... (looking for someone to make up crap and build on this ) _______________ Brady Brothers: Orion-Greg, Furi0us-Peter, Me-Bobby. Long lost cousin to Flash. Midbie Council #007. Ex-JAK. This comment was edited by Jello` on Oct 13 2003 03:30am. |
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Katan - Student 
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I know teh answer The answer is: Yes Prize Please _______________ |
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