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Ulic Belouve - Student  |
OK, so most guys claim their case is a woman because of reasons like: It's always cranky, always needs me to buy stuff for it, needs to feel sexy all the time. And "she" nags much more than even the wife or GF..."Your virus definitions need to be updated." "This program has expired. Pleace purchase full version." "Do these new speakers make my case look big?" So... What would a man's computer have? Automatic overclocking? Would it automatically sense your wife asking you to do housework, and then have an uber-critical-error, only to get you out of the work, and then it would help you find the best pr0n? Yeah. So what would we see here? C'mon. And only stuff that would make sense. Not "It would walk the dog for you" or something that a computer really CAN'T do. So have at it already. _______________ Jedi do not fight for peace. That's only a slogan, and is as misleading as slogans always are. Jedi fight for civilization, because only civilization creates peace. |
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Lackeh- Retired - Student 
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right on Bubu _______________ A champion is someone who keeps getting up; even when they can't. Founder Of the Jedi Academy Adlut Support Group. PIE!!!!! Padawan of Katan. Brother to MOTREC, DarkDragon, (SKX)DarkBlade, Jacen Aratan, Achilles, Kool_Aide, EvilSquirrel, and Katan's Padawans. |
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Bubu - Hubbub 
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http://www.reslifecomics.com/d/20010202.html right there is all you ever need in a computer  _______________ make install -not war |
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Silencio - Student 
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a man's computer would refuse to run "the sims". It should also have a built-in beer fridge.. And if you started to run out of beer, it would simply order more. It should also search for and download good pr0n automatically. It would nag less, in general. "This program has expired" How about automatically finding a serial on the web? "Your save seems to be corrupt. Sorry bud, more beer is on the way"  _______________ Second-in-command of the mighty FiZZsters |
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Furi0us - Student 
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Hmmm it should have a Mum & Dad sensor when your playing games or looking up pr0n it opens up schoolwork!  Btw...FIRST POST! lol j/k _______________ You are not your f***ing system specs. You are not your uptime stats, your script file, or your oversized desktop screencap. You are not your broadband connection. You are not your f***ing post count. This comment was edited by Furi0us on Oct 16 2003 07:13am. |
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