The Cat in the Hat on Aging | |
Lian Del Rey - Student |
I cannot see I cannot pee I cannot chew I cannot screw Oh my God, what can I do? My memory shrinks My hearing stinks No sense of smell I look like hell My mood is bad— can you tell? My body's drooping Having trouble pooping The Golden Years have come at last The Golden Years can kiss my ass _______________ slorp This post was edited by Lian Del Rey on Jun 13 2005 12:52am. |
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Kueller - Student |
Wow, one heck of a bump, 2003. nice work _______________ Personal sleepness-nights-supporter of Virtue. Owner of the 1000th comment of Daidalus and 1943th comment of Gradius! Owner of the 300th comment of Carda! -Taught Gradius all his laming skills |
Lian Del Rey - Student |
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Roan Belouve - Retired |
Sw33t _______________ *Bro to Vaxxla,Padawan of FiZZandOdan-Wei Part of the mighty Belouve Dynasty-Knight of Nippledom.Twin of Selphestal!**Proud Master to Kaelis and Acura Friend to anyone who would call me the same . Pic by the amazing Majno (merry) |
Eclipse DKana - Student |
lian=back? |
Furi0us - Student |
Sweeeeeet _______________ You are not your f***ing system specs. You are not your uptime stats, your script file, or your oversized desktop screencap. You are not your broadband connection. You are not your f***ing post count. |
Kueller - Student |
The hell with the Golden Years. You rock Lian!!! _______________ Personal sleepness-nights-supporter of Virtue. Owner of the 1000th comment of Daidalus and 1943th comment of Gradius! Owner of the 300th comment of Carda! -Taught Gradius all his laming skills |
Smilykrazy - Retired |
OMG!! i really thought that was Dr Seuss!! Nice 1!! LMAO!! _______________ RIP MOM 06/29/58-07/31/08 Married to Koyi Donita 4/30/11 |
Lian Del Rey - Student |
OMG BUMP WTFRICK?! _______________ slorp |
Drathir - Student |
00000------000000000 _______________ Where we ask the question, "Is real life really stranger than fiction, or is fiction about real life being stranger than fiction stranger than real life being stranger than fiction?" Ow. -Paradox Lost Want to read my slowly in progress webcomic? -TCTI |
Jaina D'Kana - Jedi Instructor |
lol _______________ INTP |
Drathir - Student |
B00T!!! *BUMP* _______________ Where we ask the question, "Is real life really stranger than fiction, or is fiction about real life being stranger than fiction stranger than real life being stranger than fiction?" Ow. -Paradox Lost Want to read my slowly in progress webcomic? -TCTI |
joca_bt - Student |
RORFLMAO LOL weird cool music _______________ - Son to Helen Catherine ;p - Random bash.org quote: X: you know what google earth needs? | Y: More 3D buildings? | X: ion cannon button |
VirusD - Student |
rofl!!!! n1 really _______________ '** I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.**' '**On going to war over religion: "You're basically killing each other to see who's got the better imaginary friend.**" '**I Dont Lie! I Just Bend And Illustrate The Truth A Little**' - By me when talking to a friend. |
DarkSider - Student |
wtf?? but cool anyway _______________ I know the pieces fit, 'cause i watched them fall away... |
Lackeh- Retired - Student |
LOL _______________ A champion is someone who keeps getting up; even when they can't. Founder Of the Jedi Academy Adlut Support Group. PIE!!!!! Padawan of Katan. Brother to MOTREC, DarkDragon, (SKX)DarkBlade, Jacen Aratan, Achilles, Kool_Aide, EvilSquirrel, and Katan's Padawans. |
KypNadon(AFK) - Ex-Student |
HeHe nice done!!! _______________ CHICKEN |
Dicemaster - Student |
THATS AWESOME LOLOLOLOL ROFLMFAO _______________ Dicemaster |
 - Student |
lmao... awesome!! |
Newtius Slasher - Ex-Student |
LMAO! |
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