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The Cat in the Hat on Aging
Oct 24 2003 11:59pm

Lian Del Rey
 - Student
Lian Del Rey
I cannot see
I cannot pee
I cannot chew
I cannot screw
Oh my God, what can I do?
My memory shrinks
My hearing stinks
No sense of smell
I look like hell
My mood is bad— can you tell?
My body's drooping
Having trouble pooping
The Golden Years have come at last
The Golden Years can kiss my ass

:)
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slorp

This post was edited by Lian Del Rey on Jun 13 2005 12:52am.

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Jun 13 2005 10:34pm

Kueller
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 Kueller

Wow, one heck of a bump, 2003. nice work :P
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-Taught Gradius all his laming skills :P


Jun 13 2005 12:52am

Lian Del Rey
 - Student
 Lian Del Rey

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slorp

Oct 29 2003 08:16am

Roan Belouve
 - Retired
 Roan Belouve

Sw33t
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*Bro to Vaxxla,Padawan of FiZZandOdan-Wei Part of the mighty Belouve Dynasty-Knight of Nippledom.Twin of Selphestal!**Proud Master to Kaelis and Acura Friend to anyone who would call me the same :). Pic by the amazing Majno (merry)

Oct 29 2003 08:14am

Eclipse DKana
 - Student
 Eclipse DKana

lian=back?

Oct 29 2003 08:13am

Furi0us
 - Student
 Furi0us

Sweeeeeet:D
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Oct 28 2003 10:02am

Kueller
 - Student
 Kueller

The hell with the Golden Years. You rock Lian!!!
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Personal sleepness-nights-supporter of Virtue. Owner of the 1000th comment of Daidalus and 1943th comment of Gradius! Owner of the 300th comment of Carda!
-Taught Gradius all his laming skills :P


Oct 28 2003 08:53am

Smilykrazy
 - Retired
 Smilykrazy

OMG!! i really thought that was Dr Seuss!! Nice 1!! LMAO!! :D
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Oct 28 2003 12:42am

Lian Del Rey
 - Student
 Lian Del Rey

OMG BUMP WTFRICK?!
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slorp

Oct 26 2003 05:00pm

Drathir
 - Student
 Drathir

00000------000000000:D:D
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Oct 26 2003 12:11pm

Jaina D'Kana
 - Jedi Instructor
 Jaina D'Kana

lol
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INTP

Oct 26 2003 08:18am

Drathir
 - Student
 Drathir

B00T!!! *BUMP* :):cool::o:eek:;):P
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-Paradox Lost
Want to read my slowly in progress webcomic?
-TCTI


Oct 25 2003 11:25am

joca_bt
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 joca_bt

RORFLMAO LOL:D:D:D weird cool music
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Oct 25 2003 09:43am

VirusD
 - Student
 VirusD

rofl!!!! n1 really :D:D:D:D
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'**On going to war over religion: "You're basically killing each other to see who's got the better imaginary friend.**"
'**I Dont Lie! I Just Bend And Illustrate The Truth A Little**' - By me when talking to a friend.


Oct 25 2003 09:42am

DarkSider
 - Student
 DarkSider

wtf?? but cool anyway:D
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I know the pieces fit, 'cause i watched them fall away...

Oct 25 2003 07:27am

Lackeh- Retired
 - Student
 Lackeh- Retired

LOL
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Oct 25 2003 07:22am

KypNadon(AFK)
 - Ex-Student
 KypNadon(AFK)

HeHe nice done!!!
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CHICKEN

Oct 25 2003 07:20am

Dicemaster
 - Student
 Dicemaster

THATS AWESOME LOLOLOLOL ROFLMFAO
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Dicemaster

Oct 25 2003 12:35am

 
 - Student

lmao... awesome!!

Oct 25 2003 12:01am

Newtius Slasher
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 Newtius Slasher

LMAO!:D:D:D:alliance::empire:

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