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Eclipse DKana - Student  |
> * You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all." > * Your Jedi robe is camouflage. > * You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light. > * At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored. > * You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok. > * You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard. > * The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters. > * Wookiees are offended by your B.O. > * You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have > to wait for a commercial. > * You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing or bowling. > * Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over to the dark > side...it'll be a hoot." > * You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to > get the barbecue grill to light up. > * You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder. > * You ever fantasized about Princess Leah wearing Daisy Duke shorts. > * You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in through > the window. > * Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt had a > pretty good handle on how to treat his women. > * You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca. > * You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with redwood deck. > * You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels during the cantina scene. > * If you hear . . . "Luke, I am your father... and your uncle..." |
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Bubu - Hubbub 
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yeah this is old but always funneh  _______________ make install -not war |
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D@RtHM@UL - Student 
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I knew this one already, it has been posted be4 |
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Cyb - Student 
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lolol n1   _______________ ~~ Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none! ~~ |
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Bail Hope of Belouve - Student 
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Good one Yeah, i always use the force on beer but never a lightsaber on my beer!!!!! I would be warm before I could find out how to turn on my lightsaber _______________ Visit the Belouve Family Website! Quote: I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion
Want to know Vladarion? Read the Article about his life here. This comment was edited by Bail Hope of Belouve on Nov 05 2003 03:31pm. |
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Odan-Wei Belouve - Student 
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LMAO ! Well, I must confess I used it once to grab a beer while watching a rugby game... Shame on me !!!  Odan-Wei _______________ Padawan and brother to SmilyKrazy - Adopted in the Belouve Family by Fizz and Bubu, BELOUVE ON! - Vladarion, you'll always be in my heart and memories - Spam-Padawan of Jacen Aratan - [DJ is my beloved wife!  - JA Family: Brothers:
Virtue, Furi0us, Vladarion, Hardwired, Janus, Axion, D@RtHM@UL, Motrec, Mike , xAnAtOs , Luke Skywalker; Little bro to SilkMonkey ; Special kind of brother to Kenyon ; Sisters in-law: Rosered, Ain-Soph Aur] Photoshop works: click here |
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