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So the other day the show choir was practing, and the pit was watching(which includes me). And one of the members was running accross the stage while the girls did a spin, and one of the girls smoked this guy in the balls. He actually kinda rolled off the practice stage and lay wincing in Pain. Hence band director to the rescue. HE told the person to drop on there butt. When they wouldn't do it, just looked at him funny, he did it for them. The pain was almost instantly gone. So the next day we asked him to explain it to us this is his "biological explanation" "so ya got two testicals right?" *puts each hand in circle to represent testical* "and these testicals are connected by a tendon into your abdamin" *keeps one testical hand, simulates tendon with other* "and when you get hit, this tendon tighnens pulling the testicals up into the abdamin" *simulates on hands* "And when you get dropped on the but, it forces this tendon to release, reliving the pain" this is really about horror stories, got any reallllllly bad nut shots? talk about them here. And if you try this one out, let us know if it works! -Dice _______________ Dicemaster |
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Feniks - Student 
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11 years old , this guy at school just came up to me and kicked me in the nu*** for no reason whatsoever  .... i broke his nose next day  _______________ " The acceptance of others is not a guarantee. Like everyone else a Jedi is accepted or not based on his behavior. The Jedi who believes that he is more important then others only demonstrates that his opinion is to be ignored." ~ Jedi Master Dooku on the subject of Arrogance ~ |
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Kueller - Student 
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A friend of mine got really injured when he fell from his horse. Guess where the horses hoove came not fun  _______________ Personal sleepness-nights-supporter of Virtue. Owner of the 1000th comment of Daidalus and 1943th comment of Gradius! Owner of the 300th comment of Carda! -Taught Gradius all his laming skills 
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Orion - Retired 
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ahh i remeber when i was playing little league baseball when i was younger, it was right before a game, with the pregame warm up drills. I stepped aside to tie my baseball shoes, i though i was a safe distance away, soo wrong, a ball was hit my way i ddint see it, cause i was bent down at the time tying the shoe, then the next thing i know a ball its me right in the groin. fell to the ground like a rock....from that day on i wore a cup....  _______________ When a Man lies he murder's some part of the world. These are the pale deaths which men misscall there lives. All this I cannot bear to witness any longer. Cannot the kingdom of salvation take me home? -Cliff Burton Owner of Smily's 1900th comment | <Lady_Catherine> i love your sexy white socks! | (Lady_Catherine) i adore u! | (Lady_Catherine) onion (Lady_Catherine) i lub u |
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aph3x - Retired 
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lol. this is an awesome thread. ball bashing stories always make me queezy. |
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Dicemaster - Student 
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bump! _______________ Dicemaster This comment was edited by Dicemaster on Nov 11 2003 08:55pm. |
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Khalek[JAP] - Ex-Student ![Khalek[JAP]](/image_thumbnail.php?f_type=users&f_width=70&f_height=50&f_image=4155.jpg&f_odd=1)
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eek! A few months ago, one of my housemates flicked a shoe at me with his foot..... shoe----->>>>>>>>>>>>--------------------------- ------------------>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> --------->>>>>>>>>>>>>>TESTICLES! Pain of pains....I've been kicked in the nads before, but somehow this was worse...I ended up on the floor cradling the shoe. _______________ Brother to HW and Kyp Durron, padawan of the almiiiighty NFF. Traitor to the family and keeper of the LOLlipops (poisoned and otherwise). Jello's unwanted second cousin. Vladarion's moral lesser  http://www.crazyfray.co.uk/home.htm - major update coming soon, yeah right.... £3.00 to be pledged so far to the JA fund... Just type PLEDGE ME UP KHALEK in any interesting post, and if it passes the funkolology test, 50p goes in the kitty... This one's for Jacen... http://www.bash.org/?7838
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Battlin' Billy - Student 
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I know that if you kick a femalian in the same area, it hurts them a lot as well. But not as much as it hurts a dude! _______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! |
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Furi0us - Student 
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One word : Sisters. _______________ You are not your f***ing system specs. You are not your uptime stats, your script file, or your oversized desktop screencap. You are not your broadband connection. You are not your f***ing post count. |
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Apologetic - Student 
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I wander how many women got on this thread so that when the get a guy they make sure he doesnt fall on his butt. _______________ Love GOD and jesus as they love u [move]We defend the peace and help the helpless we r the mandilorian jedi troops![/move] |
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Battlin' Billy - Student 
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I learned about the "magic" of the athletic cup when I played goalie without one. My buddy, Jack, had the fastest slapshot I've ever seen. He wound up, let it go and BLAM!!! Right in the juevos!!! I was down for the count! I wasn't aware of this little trick at the time, but I would have tried it. Moral of the story: Whenever you play sports, wear an athletic cup!!! This message brought to you by the THA (Testicular Health Council) _______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! |
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So..umm I'm sfraid to see what happens when u get kicked in the butt.. do you have to drop on ur balls? _______________ ill punch ya in the face |
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Marcel Mandarijn - Student 
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/me already starts giving his scrotch a massage upon thinking of a kick in the balls :S:S:S:S:S:S:S |
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Bail Hope of Belouve - Student 
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yeah, I'll ask a girl tomorrow to kick me in the nuts I'm no stranger to pain _______________ Visit the Belouve Family Website! Quote: I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion
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Marcel Mandarijn - Student
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i dunno if i wanna try this :S:S |
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Padawan On A Stick - Student 
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it works, i gotten kicked in the balls many many times young grasshopper (tae kwon do... dumb idiot kicks my balls and i kill him afterwards... well used to atleast) it works... _______________ When you are told something for years, you learn to accept it. But, after the truth is revealed, you feel conufusion, isolation, and depression. Then you ask, where do I belong? I'm searching for that answer. |
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Bubu - Hubbub 
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true dat! _______________ make install -not war |
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Kel Katarn - Ex-Student 
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buy a Balls protector JUDOKO's _______________ The dark side is for the weak, for they could not resist it. The Katarns rule! |
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Bubu - Hubbub
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omg omg!! odan-wei: i seen this done last week in judo practice! it sure does work... it's hella weird though hehe _______________ make install -not war |
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Kel Katarn - Ex-Student
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Guess i don't have to remind you folks but for young kids (remember non members cAn read the posts!~)searching the net...>DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME (OR ANYWHERE ELSE ) A KICK IN THE BALLS CAN SEVERLY CAUSE DAMAGE TO THEM AND MAY CAUSE YOU TO LOSE YOUR ABALITY TO HAVE CHILDREN! that's all... Mumbels: stup*d K*ds _______________ The dark side is for the weak, for they could not resist it. The Katarns rule! |
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Ulic Belouve - Student 
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Of course, what works BETTER is nailing the other guy in the gonads. THEN doing the butt-drop thing. You'll have both the satisfaction of his pain, and the relief as well. _______________ Jedi do not fight for peace. That's only a slogan, and is as misleading as slogans always are. Jedi fight for civilization, because only civilization creates peace. |
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Odan-Wei Belouve - Student 
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It does work. I've practiced judo when I was younger and I remember kicking unvoluntarly a guy in the ball: I was fighting my buddy who was throwing me into the air and during the move my foot hit the other guy's balls. The trainer came and made the guy sit, grabed him under the arms and lift him a bit before releasing him so that the balls could get down straight to their original place It work but hell, I wouldn't want to have to do that since it means to get a balls-kick first !!!  Odan-Wei _______________ Padawan and brother to SmilyKrazy - Adopted in the Belouve Family by Fizz and Bubu, BELOUVE ON! - Vladarion, you'll always be in my heart and memories - Spam-Padawan of Jacen Aratan - [DJ is my beloved wife! - JA Family: Brothers:
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Garos - Student 
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That is the most helpful tip I've ever heard in my life. FINALLY, AN ANSWER!!! |
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Roan Belouve - Retired 
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Next time I get a football in the balls i'll try this, I hope it works, cause it's sssooooo painful! _______________ *Bro to Vaxxla,Padawan of FiZZandOdan-Wei Part of the mighty Belouve Dynasty-Knight of Nippledom.Twin of Selphestal!**Proud Master to Kaelis and Acura Friend to anyone who would call me the same . Pic by the amazing Majno (merry)
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Dicemaster - Student 
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its true, it works! _______________ Dicemaster |
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Buzz - Student 
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I think I'm going to go curl up in a ball and cry after hearing that. _______________ When you are going through Hell, keep going. -Sir Winston Churchill. Those who seek power and control of others, no matter the level, no matter the intentions, should never be given it. |
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