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Mac killed my inner child
Nov 16 2003 05:03pm

Demon
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Demon
http://www.flogged.net/media/video/whymacssuck.wmv
ROFL
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Peace is a lie, there is only passion. Through passion I gain strength. Through strength I gain power. Through power I gain victory. Through victory my chains are broken. The Force will free me.
-The Code of The Sith

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Jan 08 2004 01:06am

Tallepyon
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 Tallepyon

Richard Nixon is pleased by that movie.

Jan 07 2004 10:56pm

Darkwood
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 Darkwood

w00t :D
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Jan 07 2004 09:18pm

CuZzA
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 CuZzA

bump
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Nov 27 2003 04:17pm

Demon
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 Demon

lol, now that's spam! :)
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Peace is a lie, there is only passion. Through passion I gain strength. Through strength I gain power. Through power I gain victory. Through victory my chains are broken. The Force will free me.
-The Code of The Sith


Nov 27 2003 02:51am

Lego[DEAD]
 - Ex-Student
 Lego[DEAD]

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Nov 26 2003 10:00pm

Apologetic
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 Apologetic

Bump!
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Nov 26 2003 05:08pm

Demon
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 Demon

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Peace is a lie, there is only passion. Through passion I gain strength. Through strength I gain power. Through power I gain victory. Through victory my chains are broken. The Force will free me.
-The Code of The Sith


Nov 23 2003 08:06pm

Apologetic
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 Apologetic

I tried to use it as a boat anchor but...didnt grip so good...
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Nov 23 2003 07:57pm

Demon
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 Demon

BUMP!!
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Peace is a lie, there is only passion. Through passion I gain strength. Through strength I gain power. Through power I gain victory. Through victory my chains are broken. The Force will free me.
-The Code of The Sith


Nov 21 2003 05:56pm

Battlin' Billy
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 Battlin' Billy

LOL! That's funny!

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Nov 20 2003 10:39pm

Apologetic
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 Apologetic

*Gets a mac then sticks som mac apples it*
Mac in a mac
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Nov 20 2003 09:46pm

Fate
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 Fate

"Simpsons did it!" :D

Good stuff. (Yes, I know that quote isn't from this movie but it occured to me at this moment)
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Gom gom gom gom gom!


Nov 20 2003 08:25pm

Lego[DEAD]
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 Lego[DEAD]

ROFLMAOOOO!

hehe yes it is pretty funny ::cool:
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Nov 20 2003 08:18pm

CuZzA
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 CuZzA

Mac killed my Inner child script

Editing is all Mac based now. I mean, you know, the programs out there on the PC, weather you’re using Avat or final cut pro, your workin’ on a Macintosh.

Using a Mac is a little different than using a PC; it’s not so much operating the computer as it is sort of tricking it…fooling it in what you really want it to do. Err; you kinda have to sneak up on a Mac. I don’t feel like I’m operating the Mac so much as I’m just there, sharing the Mac experience…and if I can do something useful while the Mac is willing, so much the better.

One of the coolest features of the Macintosh is that it’s really easy to shut down. Err; all you have to do is be using a piece of software and then *poof*, its goes away. It’s gone and shutdown. You didn’t have to push any buttons, you didn’t close, you didn’t even save! It’s just gone.

Unless you wanna shutdown a mac, ohh, that’s a whole other story. I mean you try and close a program and it locks up and then you do that funny…what is it? The Clove-relief-period thing? But you unnatural and ultimately useless interruption key.

Then nothing moves. Then you push the power button and it won’t turn off! You go around and unplug it, and you better hope your not on a laptop ‘cos then you gotta find the damn battery and try to pull that out or the thing’ll never shut down.

So I put my CD in the CD ROM tray and I’m copying media off my CD. Draggin' it onto my desktop, draggin’ it onto my desktop, draggin' it onto my desktop. I eject it, and...Where did all my files go?? It’s the only operating system I know off where click and drag does not mean you actually copy or move anything…no...Your just making sure it cuts on your desktop!

So I’ve got my next CD and I slam it into the CD ROM tray and worm-a-hole starts playing, all by itself. I'm looking for a way to turn it off, finally out of desperation I click-and-drag the CD into the garbage can, the system locks up. So I go to the clove-relief-period-spacebar thing, hoping I can stop the program and I get a little CAUTION window saying “Careful, interrupting this program might lock up the system. I try to click OK, but the system's already locked up!

I like this handle here, that’s so you can attach a chain and use it as a BOAT ANCHOR!

The mac is practicing some kinda bazaar psychological warfare on me because I’m working, late at night and at the corner of my eye I keep seeing this thing, jumping up and down. The update manager is bouncing at the bottom of the screen like a Jack Russell f@cking terrier

So I’m looking around and the list of files is trying to find the executable it wants me to update…and if I click on any one of them by accident, I rename it!
Oh no, its been renamed to nothing. It was some kind of important system file and the computer crashes!

On a PC no data is really lost. I mean, there’s a way to un-delete a file. If you know what you’re doing in dos you can go and recover anything that’s been corrupted. On a Mac if you lose a file, you run to the store and get a copy of the Mac version of Norton Utilities. You run back only to have Norton go “YOU IDIOT! YOU OWN A MACINTOSH! THE FILE IS F@CKING GONE!” IT’S JUST WRONG!

You don’t have any kinda of buttons or whatever, dials or switches at the bottom of the screen because if you reach for them, the DOC menu comes up.

AHHHH *Kicks and smashes blue Mac*

You’ve gotta like angle around, slide and dodge things to get to the control. It’s kinda like boxing with your computer. I can put it on the bottom, I can put it on the left, I can put it on the right, but Nooo, I can't put it on the top…that’s reserved for the mighty blue apple.

*Holds 2 pieces of Mac in his hands* ARGHH!!!!

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Nov 20 2003 07:24pm

CuZzA
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 CuZzA

"The mac is practicing some kinda bazzar psychological warfare on me because i'm working, late at night, and at the corner of my eye i keep seeing this thing, jumping up and down. The update maneger is bouncing at the bottom of the screen like a Jack Russel f@cking terrior!"

HAHAHAHAHAHA!
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- Even if Carlsberg made "w*nkers", Christiano Ronaldo would still be the biggest "w*nker" in the world

Nov 20 2003 07:21pm

CuZzA
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 CuZzA

*smashes PC*

"You gotta like angle around, slide and dodge things to get to the controls. its kinda like BOXING with your computer. I can put it on the bottom, i can put it on the left, i can put it on the right, but nooo, i can't put it on the top..no..thats reserved for the mighty blue apple!"

ROFLMAO!
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- Even if Carlsberg made "w*nkers", Christiano Ronaldo would still be the biggest "w*nker" in the world

Nov 20 2003 07:17pm

Demon
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 Demon

"So I got my next CD and I slam it into my cd-rom tray and worm-a-hole starts playing, all byt itself. I'm looking for a way to turn it off, finnally out of desperation i click-and-drag the cd into the garbage can, the system locks up. So I got to the clove-relief-period-spacebar thing, hoping I can stop the program and it gives me a little CAUTION window thing. "

*Jumping around with hands on head*

"Careful, interrupting this system might lock up the system. I try to click OK, but the system's already locked up!"

ROFL!
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Peace is a lie, there is only passion. Through passion I gain strength. Through strength I gain power. Through power I gain victory. Through victory my chains are broken. The Force will free me.
-The Code of The Sith


This comment was edited by Demon on Nov 20 2003 07:18pm.

Nov 20 2003 07:09pm

CuZzA
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 CuZzA

"so i put my CD in the CD rom tray and i'm copying media off my CD. Draggin' it onto my desktop, Draggin' it onto my desktop, Draggin' it onto my desktop. i eject it, and...where did all my files go?? its the only operating system i know off where click and drag does not actually mean you copy or move anything..no..your just making sure it cuts on ur desktop!"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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- Even if Carlsberg made "w*nkers", Christiano Ronaldo would still be the biggest "w*nker" in the world

This comment was edited by CuZzA on Nov 20 2003 07:10pm.

Nov 20 2003 07:04pm

Demon
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 Demon

"YOU IDIOT YOU OWN A MAC, THE FILE IS F@CKING GONE!"
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Peace is a lie, there is only passion. Through passion I gain strength. Through strength I gain power. Through power I gain victory. Through victory my chains are broken. The Force will free me.
-The Code of The Sith


Nov 20 2003 06:49pm

CuZzA
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 CuZzA

what's also good is that he says that he done all that video on...a macintosh
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Nov 20 2003 06:45pm

CuZzA
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 CuZzA

bubz? thats the best bit!
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Nov 20 2003 06:12pm

Bubu
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 Bubu

LMFAO!!

good stuff this is :D

i like how he gradually gets more and more pissed at his mac. and i especially like when that mac breaks into pieces :P

"i like the handle here. that's so you could attach a chain and use it as a BOAT ANCHOR!"
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Nov 20 2003 05:52am

Ashyr
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 Ashyr

I would make allot of comments on that if it didn't look like:

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su464568e47.67t4.80r57my,>>>hstjk,uyftyi"ktdu{

in my browser. Obiously the "anti-mac" video won't work on macs lol.
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Nov 19 2003 11:07pm

Padawan On A Stick
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 Padawan On A Stick

lmao.... stupid...
mac's do have the dual processors...
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Nov 19 2003 08:24pm

Lego[DEAD]
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 Lego[DEAD]

I think stupid therefore Imac.;)
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