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brutal BEATDOWNS! (Right now Barney VS a very cool guy we all know )
Nov 17 2003 11:29pm

Trekked
 - Student
Trekked
*you see Barney sitting in the center of a room with white walls, he starts to sing*


Barney:I love you! you love-

*he is cut off by Darth Vader walking into the room lightsaber in hand*


Darth Vader:You may dispense with the plesentries, i am here to put you BACK on scedule

*Barney looks frightened*

Barney:Oh boy

*Darth Vader activates his Lightsaber*

Darth Vader:You DON'T know the power of the dark side.

*barney picks up a lightsaber he got from who know's where and they start to Fight


about 2 minutes later Vader manages to damage Barney's lightsaber and shut it off*


Darth Vader:you are BEATEN, it is USLESS to resist!

*Barney just looks up idioicly*

Barney:darn.

*Vader Takes off barney's head with a swipe*


Barney (death scream):AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGG!


*vader satified with this picks up barney's head*

Darth Vader:All too easy

*he shuts off his lightsaber and picks up barney's head on his way out of the room*



NEXT WEEK! on BRUTAL BEATDOWNS! Darth Vader VS the CAREBEARS! :D
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This post was edited by Trekked on Nov 17 2003 11:31pm.

Poll
More Brutal Beatdowns?

vote results
Keep em comming Trekked! Keep em comming Trekked! [10 votes] [59%]
(Grins Evily at thought of barney dying) ok (Grins Evily at thought of barney dying) ok [4 votes] [24%]
YOU KILLED BARNEY!! (starts to Cry) YOU KILLED BARNEY!! (starts to Cry) [1 vote] [6%]
IT'S ABOUT TIME! IT'S ABOUT TIME! [2 votes] [12%]
no, no more PLEASE! no, no more PLEASE! [0 votes] [0%]

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Nov 26 2003 05:19pm

Arina
 - Ex-Student
 Arina

yay barny is dead :D:D:D:D:D
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<Shut up you gutless weasel.> -Rachel
"a day may come when the courage of men fails, but it is not this day, this day we fight"


Nov 21 2003 05:40pm

Battlin' Billy
 - Student
 Battlin' Billy

HI MOM!!! DARTH VADER KILLED BARNEY!!!

:P

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Nov 21 2003 05:35pm

Plo Koon
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 Plo Koon

well darth vader wouldnt even meet barney but i still dont like barney LOL
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Nov 21 2003 05:30pm

Arina
 - Ex-Student
 Arina

:cool:
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<Shut up you gutless weasel.> -Rachel
"a day may come when the courage of men fails, but it is not this day, this day we fight"


Nov 20 2003 11:05pm

Trekked
 - Student
 Trekked

no i do not have the file anymore since my comp crashed 5 weeks ago :mad:

anyway's the match is delayed so i cannot post it today (mom peeking over shoulder and will disapprove)
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he's a Real nowhere man,Sitting in his Nowhere land.making all his Nowhere plans for nobody

Nov 20 2003 09:48pm

Fate
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 Fate

That was a wav file back in the days of AOL 3.0

lol, good times then, good times now. You got a copy to send us all? :cool:
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Gom gom gom gom gom!


Nov 19 2003 11:10pm

Padawan On A Stick
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 Padawan On A Stick

wats wrong with cartoonnetwork???
ok.. CARTOON NETWORK SUX EXCEPT ANIME!!!
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Nov 19 2003 08:59pm

Trekked
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 Trekked

the Next epidoid is next week, but i COULD post it early, i guess. i'll post it tomarrow :D
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Nov 19 2003 05:18pm

Thomasooo
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 Thomasooo

:P ^_^
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Nov 19 2003 05:16pm

Battlin' Billy
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 Battlin' Billy

*hands Trekked a gallon of gasoline and a book of matches*

Here, do something with this to that damn dinosaur!

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Nov 19 2003 04:49pm

Thomasooo
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 Thomasooo

YEAH! Keep em coming! :D
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Nov 19 2003 02:54pm

Vasper Ba'xian
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 Vasper Ba'xian

Cmon trek we need another beat down
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Nov 19 2003 06:12am

Smilykrazy
 - Retired
 Smilykrazy

Thank god barney is DEAD!! w00t!! I hate that dinosaur!!

Sesame street forever!!! :D
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Nov 18 2003 07:41pm

Ulic Belouve
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 Ulic Belouve

Up the creativity here. Good ideas, but you need to make it more creative than the UPN writers. Yeah, you're like UPN, great idea, but poor creativity, so their shows suck.

How about this? Butal beatdown against the UPN writers...sound good.

If you know not of the UPN network, consider yourself very fortunate.
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Nov 18 2003 06:16pm

D@RtHM@UL
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 D@RtHM@UL

/me thinks its good ridance :D

Nov 18 2003 06:02pm

aph3x
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 aph3x

lolol!! more...MORE

Nov 18 2003 05:48pm

Arina
 - Ex-Student
 Arina

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D *flushes barny's head down the toilet*
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<Shut up you gutless weasel.> -Rachel
"a day may come when the courage of men fails, but it is not this day, this day we fight"


This comment was edited by Arina on Nov 18 2003 05:52pm.

Nov 18 2003 01:20am

Padawan On A Stick
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 Padawan On A Stick

nonononono, you aren't brutal enough, Darth Vader comes in, slashes Barney's Tail off, Wraps string around it and attaches it to a pole and waves it...
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Nov 17 2003 11:56pm

Stimpski
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 Stimpski

oh yea! gotta love vader-decapitates-preschool-tv-show-characterness!
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