| JACen Solos Montel Williams IRC extravaganza! | |
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Muad'dib - Student  |
So this is the transcript from IRC. I probably should have edited it more... but I wasn't really sure I wanted to. Anyway: -=Dramatis Personae=- Solo_Away: JACen Solo; Montel: Muaddib Honda_600: Muaddib Solo_Aways_Ex: Muaddib... again. Any other names appearing here are NOT changed to protect anybody. Screw the innocent.  * Honda_600 is the car that Solo_Away dropped back in the day, now he's back beggin for it, and Honda_600 is all like "Nah, yo! You a scrub!" and Solo_Away is all like "Man, now how am I gonna get laid." Next on Montel. <Solo_Away> lol * Honda_600 is now known as Montel <Solo_Away> igot a for Fiesta now <Montel> Ok, lets invite Solo_Away to the show. * Montel waits for the live audience applause to die down <Acey_Spadey> hmm <Solo_Away> lolololol * OcarinaLink starts doing the can can <Montel> Ok, now, Solo_Away, you left Honda_600 back in the day <Acey_Spadey> I'm off to HOME jk3 server to teach them kiddies how to duel * Acey_Spadey is now known as Acey_jk3Home <Montel> and now you're back and asking Honda_600 to come home <Montel> Why do you think Honda_600 should get back together with you? <CloakedThunder> weeeeee <Solo_Away> cause we were mates man <Montel> indeed. <Montel> But then you dropped Honda_600 like a sack of ripe Valencia oranges. <Montel> It hurt Honda_600 alot. <Montel> Not like a fender bender hurt, like a 10 car pile-up hurt. <Solo_Away> me and that little car had adventures that would made herby blush <Montel> Which only made your betrayal more poignant. <Solo_Away> man I love that car <Solo_Away> I want it back <Montel> Well, We have in this very studio * Solo_Away gets up and grabs a chair <Montel> your old friend, Honda_600 * Solo_Away sits again * Solo_Away looks astunished <Solo_Away> it cant be <Montel> Honda_600 is backstage <Solo_Away> wait who is that with him <Solo_Away> is that my old girlfriend ? * nubje[-_-] has joined #jedi-academy * Solo_Away starts getting nervous <OcarinaLink> haha <Montel> I think it's time we bring Honda_600 out and let you tell H600 yourself <Solo_Away> what is my ex doing with my ex-car ? <Montel> You don't remember? <OcarinaLink> haha <Montel> You didn't go on all those herbie-blushing adventures alone. <Montel> and it wasn't the driving that made herbie blush. <Solo_Away> no, i get blanks since the golf war <Montel>  <Montel> That's what SHE says! <Montel>  <Montel> hehehe <Montel> Finally I can use that line and it makes sense. XD <Solo_Away> wat is she doing with my ex-car * Solo_Away gets up and grabs a chair <Solo_Away> i'll smack her <Montel> now, hold on just a second! * Montel is now known as Solo_Aways_Ex <Solo_Aways_Ex> WHAT YOU DOING HERE! <Solo_Away> I'm here for my car <Solo_Aways_Ex> WHY YOU DON'T PAY YOUR SHARE! * AnGeLDKana[JAP] slaps Solo_Away around a bit with a large trout <Solo_Away> what are you doing with him <AnGeLDKana[JAP]> ur not away <Solo_Aways_Ex> YOU KNOW YOU MY BABIES DADDY! <AnGeLDKana[JAP]> ur here <Solo_Aways_Ex> WHY YOU GOTTA RUNAWAY! <Solo_Away> no I'm not <Solo_Away> Honda 600 is <Rauc___________> Jerry, Jer.... Montel, Montel! <Solo_Away> you ran off with my car <Solo_Aways_Ex> HE SAY YOU LITTLE JIMMYS DADDY! <Solo_Away> ever wondered why your babys have licence plates on their foreheads ? <AnGeLDKana[JAP]> SOLO UR HERE <Solo_Aways_Ex> HE DID THE PATERNATY TEST! <Solo_Aways_Ex> HE DONE PASSED WITH A 99% PERCENT! <Solo_Aways_Ex> HE TELLS ME THAT MEANS HE AIN'T THE DADDY! <Solo_Away> so theres a 1% chance I'm the father <Solo_Aways_Ex> uh... <Solo_Aways_Ex> I guess <AnGeLDKana[JAP]> muad? <Solo_Away> oooooo, you slut, I bet those kids are from that Camero you ran with to vegas <Solo_Aways_Ex> er... <Solo_Aways_Ex> don't ruin the atmosphere, AnGeLDKana[JAP] <Solo_Aways_Ex> <AnGeLDKana[JAP]> @_@ ORO?!? <Solo_Aways_Ex> YOU LEAVE THAT CAMERO OUT OF THIS! <Solo_Aways_Ex> JIMMY'S YO BABY! <AnGeLDKana[JAP]> !server jk3home <Solo_Away> or was it the Pontiac from Reno ? * OcarinaLink buries face in his hand, and shakes his head * Solo_Away looks at little Jimmy's picture <Solo_Aways_Ex> HE WAS A DODGE! AND YOUKNOW IT! * OcarinaLink starts crying <Solo_Away> Baby, little Jimmy is purple and has a trailer attached to it * Solo_Aways_Ex is now known as Honda_600 <Honda_600> Solo_Away! I'm so tired of fighting! <Solo_Away> It was that dodge van you met at my sister's weading <Honda_600> I only stayed with her to find you again! <AnGeLDKana[JAP]> lol <Honda_600> lets run away! <AnGeLDKana[JAP]> @_@ ORO?!? * Solo_Away gets in Honda 600 and runs over montel * Honda_600 is now known as Solo_Aways_Ex <Solo_Aways_Ex> Uh UH! YOU AIN'T LEAVIN' ME HERE LIKE THIS! * Solo_Aways_Ex is now known as Montel <Montel> Ow. * massadoobie has quit IRC (Quit: i'm outta here) <Rauc___________> Whoa, did you see that? Not only is Solo_Away a pervert, but now he is "gettin in" his ex-car without even asking first.  <Montel> Well, folks, this is a long sad tale of betrayal and debauchery <AnGeLDKana[JAP]> NOW LOOK UR FEUDIN DONE MADE JAbot CRY STOP IT U TOO <Montel> and it had a happy ending in the end. <Solo_Away> look Honda, my Ex ran away with MAssadoobie <Solo_Away> he's little Jimmy's father * Montel sheds a tear. It's unlcear whether it's for the happy ending or his crushed legs * nubje[-_-] has quit IRC (Quit: 12( www.nnscript.de 12:: NoNameScript 3.79 12:: www.XLhost.de 12)) * AnGeLDKana[JAP] looks around * Montel is now known as Honda_600 <JAbot> Automated: IRC Statistics updated! --> http://www.thejediacademy.net/~aron/ <Honda_600> I dont care! * AnGeLDKana[JAP] looks around <Honda_600> Let's just start over! * AnGeLDKana[JAP] eats JAbot <Solo_Away> ok <Honda_600> YAY! * Solo_Away drops chair * Solo_Away hugs Honda 600 * Honda_600 gets hugged <Solo_Away> The End <Solo_Away> lol this should go on the crazy forum * Honda_600 side swipes the crazy b*tch pursuing Solo_Away and they drive off into the sunset... Outside the studio. Holy crap! did you actually read all that?  I wouldn't have. Ha Ha! Made you look! _______________ "It's because I love you. No. It's because I love you" Oh, Anakin, you're eloquence is second to none. I AM THE OPIATE OF THE MASSES! |
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Smilykrazy - Retired 
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PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA!!!!!!!! _______________ RIP MOM 06/29/58-07/31/08 Married to Koyi Donita 4/30/11 |
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Jello` - Student 
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Best part: "I'm not your father... Honda 600 is!" _______________ Brady Brothers: Orion-Greg, Furi0us-Peter, Me-Bobby. Long lost cousin to Flash. Midbie Council #007. Ex-JAK. |
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AngelD'Kana - Ex-Student 
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LOL hahaha Orion its up to him..... but incase u do give me a head start runnin _______________ SMILY RULES ALL AND SHE CANT DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT Quote: Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain <Jedi_Prodigy> BOOOO angel! SEE SMILY? JP EVEN THINKS IM RIGHT I WIN 12:15:30(AM)] * DJ_Sith gives Jacen_Solo a golden shower }{ [01:33:00(AM)] * DJ_Sith give `orion a wonderful golden shower! }{ [01:35:41(AM)] * DJ_Sith gives doobie|broke a wonderful golden shower!
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Orion - Retired 
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haha the one last night was better! Get to work on that or i will _______________ When a Man lies he murder's some part of the world. These are the pale deaths which men misscall there lives. All this I cannot bear to witness any longer. Cannot the kingdom of salvation take me home? -Cliff Burton Owner of Smily's 1900th comment | <Lady_Catherine> i love your sexy white socks! | (Lady_Catherine) i adore u! | (Lady_Catherine) onion (Lady_Catherine) i lub u |
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Furi0us - Student 
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_______________ You are not your f***ing system specs. You are not your uptime stats, your script file, or your oversized desktop screencap. You are not your broadband connection. You are not your f***ing post count. |
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