| Montel Tackles the Rampant Love Triangle and love quadrangles of the JA! | |
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Muad'dib - Student  |
So if you enjoyed the first Montel Adventure, you'll probably like this one better... if you're willing to read all of it.  As most of you know, there are some seriously bent things going on in IRC with people admitting to having had torrid affairs, denails thereof, lovechildren popping up, etc. There's only one man who can handle these kinds of issues and sort everything out: Montel Williams. So here it goes, and if you read it all the way to the end, you get a prize! <Acey_Jr> daddy whos my gramma? <Acey_Spadey> um <FaDed> WHISPY!!! <Muaddib> er. <Acey_Spadey> Whispys is your grandma and DJ_Sith is your grandfather <Acey_Jr>  <CTette> LMFAO I THOUGHT SHE WOULD BE MOM <Muaddib> this is getting... odd. <FaDed> no no <FaDed> acey is her kid <FaDed> gross angel <CTette> MONTEL LOOKS LIKE WE NEED U AGAIN <Muaddib> heheh <Acey_Jr> ? <Muaddib> Righto * Muaddib is now known as Montel <FaDed> Jerry! <FaDed> Jerry! <FaDed> Jerry! <Acey_Spadey> nahh <Acey_Spadey> whispy is my mother <CTette> WHERES CT DAMNIT * CTette slaps CloakedThunder around a bit with a large trout <Acey_Jr> <Acey_Jr> mommy cursed <CTette> @_@ ORO?!? * Montel discusses jedi love triangles and quadrangles and even love dodecagons! Tonight! * Acey_Jr throws a crayon at her <FaDed> #_# IWI?!? <CTette> Acey_Jr go to a corner <Acey_Jr>  * Acey_Jr looks @ CTette with baby eyes <CTette> Acey STOP SHOWIN UR SON THOES PICS <Acey_Jr> but..but.butt.but.... <Acey_Spadey> why <Montel> So Acey, you are the illegitemate love child of DJ_Sith and Whispy, is that correct? <FaDed> mmm.. <CTette> fine acey jr one mor chance <Acey_Spadey> he's gotta grow up <FaDed> that's a hot one acey <Acey_Spadey> yes Montel <Acey_Jr> wee <Montel> And Acey_JR is your lovechild with CTette? * Acey_Jr runs around in circles * Acey_Jr nods * Acey_Jr draws on the walls <Acey_Jr> wee <CTette> NOOOOOOOO <Acey_Jr> daddy look waht i drew! <Acey_Spadey> CTette I found your Picture!!!! <Acey_Spadey> http://www.angelfire.com/theforce/acey_spadey/metalwing.jpg <Montel> And you've had a terrible time as a single parent raising a retarded child, is that correct? <Acey_Spadey> gahh * Acey_Spadey nods * Montel puts on a concerned look <CTette> Acey to gothy for meh <Montel> I see <Acey_Spadey> but now the kid has a mommy <Acey_Jr> weee * Acey_Spadey points to CTette * Acey_Jr draws on Montel <CTette> IT WOULD HELP IF I KNEW I WAS THE MOM * Acey_Jr bites Montel <FaDed> BORING!! * FaDed changes channel <CTette> I MEAN WHEN DID IT HAPPEN? <CTette> LOL <Acey_Spadey> lol * JP|away snogs Faded * Acey_Jr laughs at unkie FaDed.. ur funny <Montel> Ah indeed, but I understand that Your child was born of a brief tryst between yourself and CTette <CTette> RICHARD SIMONS INFOMERCIAL ON FADED'S NEW CHANNEL * FaDed snogs JP|away <Montel> after CTette had a fight with CT one night <CTette> RICHARD SIMONS INFOMERCIAL ON FADED'S NEW CHANNEL * FaDed gets up and dances * Acey_Spadey nods <Montel> And CT doesn't know that she had a retarded child with you? <Acey_Spadey> I wanted to call the stinky kid Onion, but she insisted on calling him Acey_Jr * CTette tiptoes away <Acey_Spadey> well <Montel> I see. <Acey_Spadey> he seems to be asleep * Acey_Spadey prods CloakedThunder * Montel has security stop CTette * Acey_Spadey is tied to CTette <Acey_Jr> weee <Acey_Jr> onion <Acey_Jr> wee <FaDed> omg * Montel turns to the child <FaDed> somebody shut up the retard <CTette> Jr, ur profile link? <Montel> And you must have a terrible time... <Acey_Spadey> uh oh <Acey_Jr> UR RETARDED FaDed <Acey_Jr> weeeeeeee <Acey_Jr> no <FaDed> no you are! <Acey_Spadey> <Acey_Jr> i have fun * Acey_Jr runs in circles <Acey_Jr> weeeee <CTette> STOP MAKIN ACEY OUT TO BE THE VICTIM HERE <Montel> Put in a parocial school because your father couldn't afford to put food on your plate <FaDed> which acey? * Acey_Spadey sighs sitting down * Acey_Jr runs in Acey_Spadey's crotch * FaDed winces <FaDed> oooh * Acey_Jr falls <FaDed> that looked like it hurt <CTette> lol * Acey_Jr laughs <CTette> lol <CTette> lol <Acey_Spadey> she...she...took advantage of me <Acey_Spadey> gahhh <CTette> ? * Acey_Jr jumps in CTette's lap * Montel hugs Acey_Spadey <Montel> it's okay. * Acey_Jr falls asleep in CTette's arms <Acey_Spadey> er * CTette is now known as Acey_Hearty * Acey_Spadey blinks <Montel> it's okay... <Acey_Spadey> uh oh * Acey_Spadey steps away from Montel <Acey_Hearty> Happ? <Acey_Spadey> I don't want any more children * Montel just wants to love you <FaDed> hahaha <Acey_Hearty> lol <Montel> 8( <Acey_Spadey> oh god <Acey_Jr> daddy why did he hug u? * Acey_Spadey points Montel to FaDed * FaDed is satisfied with that ending <Acey_Spadey> go there for good snogging * FaDed turns off the TV * Montel is told he's incredible in the sack <Montel> <Acey_Spadey> yeah..your mum would say that <FaDed> nuh uh * Montel slaps FaDeds ass for good measure. <Acey_Hearty> fine its time i step up to the plate if hes my child and u have proof ill provide for him *smiles at Acey_Jr* <Acey_Spadey> just to make you feel better <FaDed> i'm taken buddy <Acey_Jr> yay <Montel> Ah! <Montel> back to the show <Montel> sit down spadey! * Acey_Jr slaps Montel's ass <Acey_Spadey> O.o <Acey_Jr> hehehe * Acey_Spadey sits down * Montel has security kick the crap out of Acey_Jr * Acey_Hearty is now known as AnGeLDKana[JAP] <Acey_Jr> wha <Acey_Jr> daddy! help!!! * FaDed consoles AnGeLDKana[JAP] <FaDed> it's ok * Acey_Spadey blinks at AnGeLDKana[JAP] * AnGeLDKana[JAP] kicks the crap outa security * Acey_Spadey ignores teh kid <Acey_Jr> yay mommy loves me <Acey_Jr> ! <Montel> Now I understand that you were taken advantage of by a Dkana, is that correct? * FaDed obviously doesn't need to console AnGeLDKana[JAP] <AnGeLDKana[JAP]> @_@ ORO?!? * Acey_Jr clongs to AnGeLDKana[JAP] * Acey_Spadey nods <FaDed> hahaha <AnGeLDKana[JAP]> FADED I APPRECIATE IT <FaDed> clongs <AnGeLDKana[JAP]>  <Acey_Spadey> it <Montel> Indeed. <Montel> Can I get you a tissue? * Acey_Jr throws a crayon @ FaDed * FaDed dodges <Acey_Spadey> it was a dark night on this deserted flight platform..and I'd had a few drinks.. * AnGeLDKana[JAP] blocks crayon <Acey_Jr> im only fivsen * CloakedThunder is now known as CT|away * Montel gets Acey_Spadey a tissue * AnGeLDKana[JAP] slaps CT|away around a bit with a large trout <AnGeLDKana[JAP]> PAY ATTN <AnGeLDKana[JAP]> THIS IS VITAL <Montel> This must be very hard, you, a child of a broken home, your parents fighting about you constantly * Acey_Jr nods <Montel> Acey_Spadey * Acey_Spadey nods <Montel> not Acey_Jr, you little bastard * Acey_Jr looks @ Acey_Spadey * AnGeLDKana[JAP] has a solution <Acey_Spadey> although my dad takes care of me occasionally * Montel kicks Acey_Jr <Acey_Jr> <Acey_Spadey> my mum just kicks me a lot <Montel> mmm <Montel> indeed <Acey_Jr> ow * Acey_Jr cries * Acey_Spadey gaffa tapes Acey_Jr quiet * Montel has security hit Acey_Jr til he stops crying <Acey_Jr> mmmmmm <Montel> anyway <Acey_Spadey> I'm guessing this is gonna be posted on the forums * Acey_Spadey hides <AnGeLDKana[JAP]> probably <AnGeLDKana[JAP]> lol <Montel> It must have been difficult for you to see your child go through the same problems <Montel> these issues can only be resolved through public avenues <Montel> * Acey_Jr squirms around <AnGeLDKana[JAP]> Acey_Jr Profile LINK? <Acey_Spadey> meh <Acey_Spadey> I didn't know I had a kid till just now when angel told meh <AnGeLDKana[JAP]> U DEADBEAT <AnGeLDKana[JAP]>  <Acey_Spadey> whaa <Acey_Jr> http://www.thejediacademy.net/show_profile.php?f_id=2420 <Montel> It's ok <Montel> it's ok... * Acey_Jr squirms around, and knocks over a camera man * Montel looks concerned <Acey_Spadey> she dragged me drunk into her xwing.. <Montel> and then what happened? * AnGeLDKana[JAP] blushes <Acey_Spadey> well <AnGeLDKana[JAP]> IT WAS PASSION NOT RAPE <Acey_Spadey> I don't remember much <Acey_Spadey> it was <Acey_Spadey> ?? <Montel> it's ok. <FaDed> i think angel is confused <Acey_Spadey> then what were you doing with that bacta canister <Montel> you can say it. <AnGeLDKana[JAP]> U SAID U LUBED ME OR WUZ THAT SUM CHEAP TRICK TO GET ME IN THE SACK * AnGeLDKana[JAP] runs off crying <FaDed> blah blah blah <Acey_Spadey> ok ok ok <Acey_Spadey> She Passionately dragged me drunk into your Xwing <Acey_Spadey> I was drunk * Acey_Spadey chases * Montel has security restrain them both <Montel> in seperate chairs. <Acey_Spadey> ee[ <AnGeLDKana[JAP]> I WAS TAKING HIM HOME <[CotBD]Sardonyx> ^thats no excuse acey <Acey_Spadey> noo <AnGeLDKana[JAP]> I DIDNT <Acey_Spadey> wha <AnGeLDKana[JAP]> WANT HIM TO FLY DRUNK * Acey_Jr still squirms around <Acey_Spadey> oh <FaDed> this show sucks.. DAMN YOU BROKEN TV!!!! <Acey_Spadey> thankies AnGeLDKana[JAP] <AnGeLDKana[JAP]> AND THEN HE SAID HE LUBED ME OR WUZ THAT SUM CHEAP TRICK TO GET ME IN THE SACK <Acey_Spadey> er <Acey_Spadey> O.o <Montel> so. * Acey_Spadey tries to remember <Acey_Spadey> so we did get in the sack??? <Montel> How long did it take before you found out that you had fathered a child? <AnGeLDKana[JAP]> for 20 min fastest time evah! <Acey_Spadey> all I remember was being dragged into my place...then something warm laying against me in bed.. * NofrikinfuN has left #jedi-academy <Acey_Spadey> is that how long you last? <AnGeLDKana[JAP]> NO <Montel> one at a time, please * Acey_Jr gets free <FaDed> ugh.. <Acey_Spadey> then what are you referring to <AnGeLDKana[JAP]> ITS HOW LONG B4 UR HANGOVER CAUSES U TO BARF ON ME WHILE IN BED * Acey_Jr runs around weeeeeeeeeeee <FaDed> you guys disgust me <Acey_Spadey> eewww <Montel> Acey_Spadey, please don't antagonize * Acey_Spadey shudders <Montel> and AnGeLDKana[JAP]... <Montel> well just... <AnGeLDKana[JAP]> its what happened <Montel> yeah. * FaDed slaps Montel with a reality check <Acey_Spadey> WELL THEN WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME YOU WERE PREGNANT * Acey_Jr starts to punch the wall <AnGeLDKana[JAP]> I THOUGHT U WOULD THINK I WAS LYIN <Acey_Spadey> :O <Acey_Spadey> SO YOU DECIDED TO SURPRISE ME WITH THIS...KID <AnGeLDKana[JAP]> AND I WAS AFRAID ABOUT CT's REACTION HES BEEN CHANGIN WITH <AnGeLDKana[JAP]> HIS BECOMING A KNIGHT <Montel> And how long did it take you to realize that your child was... "special"? <AnGeLDKana[JAP]> SPENDIN MORE TIME OUT WITH THE GUYS <Montel> ~_^ <AnGeLDKana[JAP]> FROM THE SECOND HE OPENED HIS MOUTH <Acey_Jr> balksjfd;sla <Acey_Jr> thehehe <Montel> indeed. <AnGeLDKana[JAP]> EXACTLY * Acey_Spadey covers his ears from the yelling * Acey_Jr covers his ears * Acey_Jr smiles * AnGeLDKana[JAP] smiles back * Acey_Spadey flicks AnGeLDKana[JAP] * Acey_Jr runs into awall <Montel> Yet, you've declined any and all medical help, even so much as a helmet to protect his head from when he runs into walls? * FaDed has left #jedi-academy * Acey_Jr gets up and laughs * AnGeLDKana[JAP] picks up and carries to seat <Montel> like that? * Angel_Jr has joined #jedi-academy <Angel_Jr> MOMMY!!!!!!! <Acey_Jr> ! <AnGeLDKana[JAP]> @_@ ORO?!? <Acey_Spadey> oh god <AnGeLDKana[JAP]> ANGY JR!!!!!! <Montel> Well. This is a plot twist <Acey_Jr> mommy i have a brother or sister? * Angel_Jr hugs AnGeLDKana[JAP] <Acey_Spadey> YOU DIDN'T TELL ME YOU HAD TWINS!!!! * AnGeLDKana[JAP] hugs Angel_Jr * Acey_Jr lifts up Angel_Jr's shirt <Angel_Jr> ack! <Montel> http://216.234.234.202/show_profile.php?f_id=902 <Montel> hehehe * Angel_Jr kicks Acey_Jr <Montel> anyway <AnGeLDKana[JAP]> Acey... <Angel_Jr> @_@ ORO?!? * Acey_Jr kicks Angel_Jr <Angel_Jr> mom! <Angel_Jr> make him stop! <Acey_Spadey> yes? * Montel has leashes put on both the children <Acey_Spadey> he's your kid <Acey_Jr> weee * Acey_Jr runs <Angel_Jr> hey! * Acey_Jr reaches the end and falls <Angel_Jr> i didn't do anything wrong * Acey_Jr coughs <Acey_Jr> ow <Angel_Jr> i'm not the retard <Montel> Now is Angel_Jr... "special" as well? <Acey_Jr> my neck hurts <AnGeLDKana[JAP]> I KNOW <Angel_Jr> i'm actually a legit child <Acey_Jr> hey <AnGeLDKana[JAP]> NO <AnGeLDKana[JAP]> SHE IS NOT <Acey_Spadey> lol <Montel> no? <AnGeLDKana[JAP]> THE SPECIAL MUST BE FROM ACEY <Acey_Spadey> HA * Looking up Angel_Jr user info... * Acey_Jr punches Angel_Jr IM NOT RETARDED <Acey_Jr> im special * Acey_Jr smiles <Angel_Jr> are too! <AnGeLDKana[JAP]> Acey_Jr.... <Acey_Jr> are not! <AnGeLDKana[JAP]> U 2......simma down now <Montel> Enough children! <Angel_Jr> ok, mom <Acey_Spadey> hmm <Acey_Spadey> Acey_Jr probably got his violent side from AnGeLDKana[JAP] <Acey_Jr> o.O <AnGeLDKana[JAP]> o.O <Acey_Spadey> O.o <Acey_Spadey> º_O * Acey_Jr hugs AnGeLDKana[JAP] <Angel_Jr> hey!! <Angel_Jr> lay off my mom!! <Montel> Ohhh... <Acey_Jr> ! <Montel> I love a happy ending. <Acey_Jr> shes mine too <AnGeLDKana[JAP]> NO UR SIDE IS OBVIOUSLY VIOLENT JUST LOOK AT WHISPY <Montel> aha <Acey_Spadey> OH DEAR GOD <AnGeLDKana[JAP]> 12 kicks <Montel> so we have violence in the family? <Acey_Spadey> it must have skipped a generation <Montel> domestic abuse? <AnGeLDKana[JAP]> Mabey <Acey_Spadey> from the kids * Fur|SScomp has joined #jedi-academy * AnGeLDKana[JAP] ducks, u never know where whispy is <Fur|SScomp> hello <AnGeLDKana[JAP]> GAH <Montel> I think if you just let Acey_Jr keep running into walls then He should sort himself out, one way or another. <AnGeLDKana[JAP]> oh <Acey_Jr> mommy why you afraid of gramma? <AnGeLDKana[JAP]> ur not whispy * Acey_Spadey hides <Fur|SScomp> i never sed i was <AnGeLDKana[JAP]> shes well scarry <Fur|SScomp> :/ * Acey_Jr head butts Montel <AnGeLDKana[JAP]> NO JR <Angel_Jr> mommy? <Fur|SScomp> Dont say that bout my mother. <Acey_Spadey> lol <AnGeLDKana[JAP]> yes angel jr? <Acey_Spadey> gahh <Acey_Spadey> KIDS KIDS LISTEN <Angel_Jr> here comes daddy.. <Acey_Jr> unkie Fur|SScomp? <Montel> Yes, AnGeLDKana[JAP], are you, in fact, afraid of your mother in law? * Acey_Jr clings to Fur|SScomp * Acey_Spadey points to Fur|SScomp that's your unkie Furious <Fur|SScomp> lol <AnGeLDKana[JAP]> yes i am * Fur|SScomp hugs Acey_Jr * Acey_Jr hugs Angel_Jr <Montel> aha <Acey_Spadey> I am too <AnGeLDKana[JAP]> she beats acey relentlessly * FaDed has joined #jedi-academy * Acey_Spadey nods <Angel_Jr> DADDY!!!!!!! <Acey_Jr> i wuv my sistor * Angel_Jr hugs FaDed <Acey_Spadey> eeek <Acey_Spadey> WTF <Montel> ... <Acey_Spadey> DADDY!!!!!! <Montel> uh oh. * Acey_Spadey looks at angel <AnGeLDKana[JAP]> i thought * FaDed hugs Angel_Jr * CT|away has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer) <Fur|SScomp> Whisper is in fact my mother s othat makes us siblings  <AnGeLDKana[JAP]> Faded <FaDed> hell AnGeLDKana[JAP] <Montel> THis is getting really twisted. * Acey_Spadey is confused <FaDed> hello* <AnGeLDKana[JAP]> I know <AnGeLDKana[JAP]> me too <Angel_Jr> daddy.. can we play now? <Montel> They're not twins after all <FaDed> sure <Montel> ... * Angel_Jr plays with FaDed <Angel_Jr> i love you daddy! <FaDed> i love you too <Montel> certainly says volumes about the difference between Acey_Spadeys sperm and FaDeds <Acey_Jr> daddy dont you love me? <Acey_Spadey> wtf * Fur|SScomp grabs Acey_Jr and Angel_Jr and puts the minto position for the Screenshot * Acey_Jr pinches Angel_Jr <Fur|SScomp> OI <AnGeLDKana[JAP]> 2 FaDeds? <Angel_Jr> oww! * Acey_Spadey looks at AnGeLDKana[JAP]...." Explain!!" <Angel_Jr> daddy!!! <FaDed> Acey_Jr <Fur|SScomp> Stop im trying to make a SS! <FaDed> lay off <Fur|SScomp> freeze! * Acey_Jr gives FaDed a rasberry <AnGeLDKana[JAP]> I TOLD U IT WAS JUST PASSION ACEY * Acey_Spadey sniffs.. <Montel> OK!! <Montel> ENOUGH! * Acey_Jr laughs <Acey_Spadey> fine then..I thought it was more * Acey_Spadey runs off <Montel> We're out of time for now. <AnGeLDKana[JAP]> However im afraid with faded it was more of an afair <Acey_Jr> daddy <Acey_Jr> are you crying? <FaDed> whatever <Montel> well <Montel> almost * Ownt has joined #jedi-academy <FaDed> you know we got married 10 years ago <Acey_Spadey> Clone Report for #jedi-academy at 4:55pm —I-n-v-i-s-i-o-n— <Acey_Spadey> Groups colored in Pink belong to ops. * Ownt has quit IRC (Read error: EOF from client) <Angel_Jr> daddy.. <AnGeLDKana[JAP]> yea <Acey_Spadey> Those colored in Cyan belong to voices. <AnGeLDKana[JAP]> so then <Montel> lets run with this a littls longer <Angel_Jr> why mommy talking like that? <AnGeLDKana[JAP]> CT is the afair? <FaDed> she's in denial <Nernix-> ... <AnGeLDKana[JAP]> OOPS <Nernix-> I think it's safe now <FaDed> angel.. <FaDed> think of the children <Acey_Spadey> Angel_Jr ¤ FaDed * Acey_Spadey goes to the top of the building <Montel> CT is the affair? * Fur|SScomp carefully zooms out on all the action <Angel_Jr> <AnGeLDKana[JAP]> K * Fur|SScomp clicks the button <AnGeLDKana[JAP]> ill end it <Fur|SScomp> <Fur|SScomp> perfect! <Fur|SScomp> a great scene * Acey_Jr looks @ Angel_Jr <Fur|SScomp> thanks guys <Acey_Jr> daddy * Acey_Spadey looks off the edge of the building..taking a step closer <Acey_Jr> why are you up there? <AnGeLDKana[JAP]> Acey_Jr is still my son and i love him * Acey_Jr hugs AnGeLDKana[JAP] <Montel> ... <Montel> why? <Angel_Jr> what about me? <Fur|SScomp> Acey is my nephew, and only your lovechild! * Acey_Jr drools <AnGeLDKana[JAP]> OF COURSE I LUV U <AnGeLDKana[JAP]> UR MY LEGITIMATE CHILD <Angel_Jr> then will you and daddy please stop fighting?! * Acey_Spadey sits down by himself on the roof of the building... <FaDed> i'm ready to make up if you are.. <AnGeLDKana[JAP]> K <AnGeLDKana[JAP]> i will * Fur|SScomp picks up phone * Montel had security tie a bungie cord to Acey_Spadeys leg just in case * Fur|SScomp "hello?" <Montel> <AnGeLDKana[JAP]> lol * FaDed kneels down and holds out a little box for AnGeLDKana[JAP] <FaDed> please <FaDed> open it * Fur|SScomp "Yes theres a disturbance at your house, is everything ok?" * Angel_Jr smiles <AnGeLDKana[JAP]> OMG A RING <AnGeLDKana[JAP]> * Fur|SScomp "NO" <Acey_Jr> * Acey_Jr runs over * Fur|SScomp "there is chaos" <Acey_Jr> mommy whats this <AnGeLDKana[JAP]> OF COURSE * Acey_Jr takes ti and eats it <AnGeLDKana[JAP]> NOOOOOOOOOOO * Fur|SScomp "coem arrest every1" <FaDed> omg * Montel it means you're up for adoption! * Fur|SScomp "Thankyou" <Montel> * Acey_Jr looks around <FaDed> somebody get the ex-lax!!! * Fur|SScomp puts down fone <Fur|SScomp> GUYS <Angel_Jr> MOMMY!!!!! <Fur|SScomp> ur all getting arrested now * Acey_Jr runs around * Montel isnt <Angel_Jr> that damn retard ate your ring! <Fur|SScomp> for domestic disturbance <AnGeLDKana[JAP]> GET THE LAGGSITIVE * Montel is the host. * Acey_Jr runs to Fur|SScomp <AnGeLDKana[JAP]> PUN THERE SINCE ACEY LAGS * Acey_Spadey has left #jedi-academy * Acey_Spadey has joined #jedi-academy <FaDed> montel <FaDed> your show sucks * Fur|SScomp takes Acey_Jr and runs to next door * Montel hits faded till he pees blood. <Montel> eat that. <Fur|SScomp> I am your real father. <Montel> <JAbot> Automated: IRC Statistics updated! --> http://www.thejediacademy.net/~aron/ * Acey_Spadey has left #jedi-academy * Acey_Spadey has joined #jedi-academy * Acey_Spadey has quit IRC (Read error: EOF from client) <Acey_Jr> DADDY!!!!!!! HELP!!!!!!!!!! * FaDed sics the retard after Montel <AnGeLDKana[JAP]> OMG WE HAVE TO CONTINUE THIS TOMMORROW, I HAVE A HISTORY TEST TOMMORROW AND ITS ONE AM <FaDed> eat that <Montel> hmmm... <Acey_Jr> noooooooooooooooo <Acey_Jr> weeee <Montel> I think this is too big for the forums... * FaDed winks at AnGeLDKana[JAP] * Acey_Jr runs into Montel's crotch <Fur|SScomp> Acey_Jr come with me and we will have happy life * Montel falls over gasping for breath <Fur|SScomp> because <Fur|SScomp> i am rich! * Acey_Jr runs into Fur|SScomp's crotch * Acey_Jr laughs <Acey_Jr> teheheh * FaDed winces again <FaDed> ooooh <FaDed> that would hurt... <Fur|SScomp> NOT MY CROTCH YOU LITTLE SHIT! * Montel hops on his butt a little, which he read in the forums would help. <Fur|SScomp> i mean <AnGeLDKana[JAP]> POINTS A MONTELS QUOTE AND LAUGHS <Fur|SScomp> :/ <FaDed> ...except fur ain't got no balls <Fur|SScomp> There there boy <AnGeLDKana[JAP]> AND ORINS LOL <Fur|SScomp> Orins? <Fur|SScomp> lmao <Acey_Jr> ? <Angel_Jr> mom? <Fur|SScomp> Onion! <Acey_Jr> mommy? <AnGeLDKana[JAP]> AND MY AGGRESSION QUOTE LOL <Montel> hehehe <Montel> good quote <Angel_Jr> are we a family again? * Acey_Jr blinks <AnGeLDKana[JAP]> OMG ACEY IS MORE HATED THEN JABOT * FaDed moves over to Angel_Jr <Angel_Jr> dad? * Acey_Jr runs into FaDed's crotch <Acey_Jr> theheeh <FaDed> angel <AnGeLDKana[JAP]> ? * FaDed dodges the retard <FaDed> come on angel <FaDed> let's go home * Acey_Jr runs into awall head first <AnGeLDKana[JAP]> k * FaDed picks up Angel_Jr <Angel_Jr> wee! * Acey_Jr falls on the ground and is motionless * Montel gasps 'well... done... FaDed..." and collapses <FaDed> poor guy <AnGeLDKana[JAP]> I really have to sleep, lets continue this tommorrow, this turned out better than JACEN SOLOS EPISODE <FaDed> runs a crappy show, and then dies * Montel feels more pain than he imagined was possible. <Montel> yeah it did. <Montel> * FaDed kisses AnGeLDKana[JAP] and little Angel_Jr <AnGeLDKana[JAP]> * Angel_Jr giggles * Acey_Jr still lays motionless on the ground * Angel_Jr hugs her parents <AnGeLDKana[JAP]> nity nite all * Fur|SScomp picks up Acey_Jr * Angel_Jr goes home with AnGeLDKana[JAP] * AnGeLDKana[JAP] hugs Angel_Jr Acey_JR and Faded * Fur|SScomp summons Gaia to heal him <Angel_Jr> good nite everybody!!!! <Fur|SScomp> ur not Gaia! <Montel> k <Montel> nighto * Angel_Jr blows kisses * Acey_Jr dies * Acey_Spadey has joined #jedi-academy <Fur|SScomp> Gaia is Atlantean to Cuban.. <Angel_Jr> @_@ ORO?!? <Fur|SScomp> * Acey_Jr is now known as Acey_Jr`Dead <AnGeLDKana[JAP]> Acey_Jr Died? <Montel> yeah * AnGeLDKana[JAP] weeps <Montel> and...? <FaDed> poor little chap <Acey_Spadey> damn thing <Montel> stupid little bastard... <AnGeLDKana[JAP]> lol <FaDed> atleast you still have little angel <Acey_Spadey> <AnGeLDKana[JAP]> yup <Montel> should've worn a helmet <Angel_Jr> * Acey_Spadey sits alone no the roof.... <AnGeLDKana[JAP]> <AnGeLDKana[JAP]> LOL <AnGeLDKana[JAP]> Ill be at his funeral <Angel_Jr> mommy! <AnGeLDKana[JAP]> WAIT A MINUTE ACEY KILLED HIM <Angel_Jr> i'm tired * Acey_Spadey still doesn't know yet <Angel_Jr> let's go home!!! <AnGeLDKana[JAP]> k * Montel invites Acey_Spadey to a comfy x-wing cockpit and a fifth of Jack Daniels * Angel_Jr tugs on AnGeLDKana[JAP] <Montel> <AnGeLDKana[JAP]> Bye all well continue tommorrow <Angel_Jr> nite nite! * Acey_Spadey declines invitation * AnGeLDKana[JAP] goes home with Angel_jr and Faded * Montel winks at Acey_Spadey <FaDed> g'nite everyone * Montel blows Acey_Spadey a kiss... <Montel> night-o <AnGeLDKana[JAP]> lol * Acey_Spadey shudders <Montel> wait... <Montel> who's leaving? <AnGeLDKana[JAP]> Tell Scary Power Hungry Lady I said Hi <Montel> Mother in law. <Angel_Jr> typical mommy... <Montel> <AnGeLDKana[JAP]> Acey knows who im takin bout <AnGeLDKana[JAP]> * Acey_Spadey nods * Angel_Jr falls asleep in FaDed's arms * AnGeLDKana[JAP] tucks angel_jr in * Acey_Spadey is still sitting on the roof of the building alone.. <FaDed> shh! <AnGeLDKana[JAP]> no montel is with u <AnGeLDKana[JAP]> lol * Acey_Spadey pushes Montel off building <Acey_Spadey> no he isn't <AnGeLDKana[JAP]> lol * Montel dodges <Montel> * FaDed rocks little Angel_Jr * AnGeLDKana[JAP] tucks angel_jr in again for good measure kissess her forehead * Montel gives Acey_Spadey a back massage... * Angel_Jr smiles <Acey_Spadey> dude..backaway * AnGeLDKana[JAP] smiles back <AnGeLDKana[JAP]> nite nite * AnGeLDKana[JAP] has quit IRC (Quit) * Angel_Jr has quit IRC (Quit: I'm out like a fat kid in dodgeball) <Montel> DAMMIT! <Montel> RAT BASTARDS!! <Montel> STOP STEALING MY LINE!! <FaDed> w00t * FaDed dances <Montel> STEALING MY QUIT MESSAGE! I'LL F*CKING KILL THEM ALL!! * Acey_Jr`Dead is now known as `orion <`orion> <`orion> lol <Acey_Spadey> gahh faded you cheat <FaDed> I WON!!!!! <FaDed> I WON!!!!! <FaDed> I WON!!!!! <FaDed> I WON!!!!! <Acey_Spadey> lol <Acey_Spadey> you can have her <Acey_Spadey> good luck <FaDed> hahaha <FaDed> <`orion> lol * FaDed high fives `orion <Acey_Spadey> FaDed * `orion dies from laughter <Acey_Spadey> one thing <Acey_Spadey> welcome to hell <Montel> D:< <FaDed> hahahah * `orion high fives FaDed <`orion> all i wanna know is how the hell i ended up being retarded :/ <FaDed> i have a log of that whole thing <FaDed> weeee <FaDed> `orion <Acey_Spadey> lol <FaDed> you ARE retarded <`orion> <FaDed> just think about it <Montel> now onto the arduous process of copy/pasting it all into a txt document to post later. <Montel> :/ <`orion> lol <FaDed> <FaDed> i won * FaDed dances <Acey_Spadey> gahh <Acey_Spadey> lol <Montel> Oh, I started the retarded thing. <Acey_Spadey> you cheated <Montel> <FaDed> did not! <Montel> XD <Acey_Spadey> lol <FaDed> i simply used my resources to kill the girl with kindness <Acey_Spadey> **Clone Report - Angel_Jr ¤ FaDed ** <`orion> lol <FaDed> duh! <Acey_Spadey> heh <Acey_Spadey> we'll see how things turn out <FaDed> that just makes Angel_Jr seem like more my offspring <`orion> 3 orion`sleep 3179 "mommy i have a brother or sister?" <`orion> <FaDed> you have to admit <FaDed> it was damn clever <Acey_Spadey> and damn worrying <FaDed> * Logging #jedi-academy to 'D ocuments and SettingsRuMy DocumentsJA#jedi-academy.QuakeNet.log'Session Close: Tue Nov 18 01:12:22 2003 Wow. You actually made it. Well the prize is: you get to see the directory where I keep all my JA stuff! congratulations! now you know, and knowing is half the battle. Hmm... Actually that reminds me of a real prize I can give you: a link to some videos which are frikkin hysterical if you've ever watched the GI-Joe cartoon. Enjoy! http://www.ebaumsworld.com/gijoe.html _______________ "It's because I love you. No. It's because I love you" Oh, Anakin, you're eloquence is second to none. I AM THE OPIATE OF THE MASSES! |
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Muad'dib - Student 
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Yeah, I'm sure there's alot of stuff that could be taken out and the plot would still be coherent, but I didn't want to read all of it either. _______________ "It's because I love you. No. It's because I love you" Oh, Anakin, you're eloquence is second to none. I AM THE OPIATE OF THE MASSES! |
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Smilykrazy - Retired 
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w00t!! PIZZA!!!!!!!! _______________ RIP MOM 06/29/58-07/31/08 Married to Koyi Donita 4/30/11 |
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Axion - Student 
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well i know a few people who have to much time on their hands lol go to rent-a-life a hear they are having a sale!! joking about that _______________ Axion - Yeah. |
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F*ck that! I'm not reading all of that crap!  |
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AngelD'Kana - Ex-Student 
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My secrets out!!!! _______________ SMILY RULES ALL AND SHE CANT DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT Quote: Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain <Jedi_Prodigy> BOOOO angel! SEE SMILY? JP EVEN THINKS IM RIGHT I WIN 12:15:30(AM)] * DJ_Sith gives Jacen_Solo a golden shower }{ [01:33:00(AM)] * DJ_Sith give `orion a wonderful golden shower! }{ [01:35:41(AM)] * DJ_Sith gives doobie|broke a wonderful golden shower!
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