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Stuck in the middle with Luke
Nov 19 2003 09:58am

Mookie
 - ex-Student
Mookie
STUCK IN THE MIDDLE WITH LUKE
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Written by B. Dylan, P. Simon & Kenyon
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It's great to be back in JK3home
Home is where I want to be
I've been on the road so long my friend
And if you came along
I know you couldn't disagree

Deputy Jedi said to me
Tell me what you come here for boy
You better get your bags and flee
You're in trouble boy and now you're heading into more
Oh, it's the same old story

Everywhere I go, I get slandered, libled, I hear words I never heard in the Bible
And I'm one step away from the Force Shrine
Two steps away from the det mine
I'm just trying to keep the Academy satisfied
Satifi-i-ied

Yeah, I don’t know why I came here tonight,
I got the feeling that something ain’t right
And the n00bs, they all strike me with fear
Boy, I sure wish master was here

N00bs to the left of me
Lamers to my right
Here I am, stuck in the middle with Luke

Stuck in the middle with Luke

Stuck in the middle with Luke

This post was edited by Mookie on Nov 19 2003 10:02am.

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Nov 19 2003 05:58pm

Mookie
 - Ex-Student
 Mookie

It's a combination of "Stuck in the Middle with You", by Bob Dylan, "Keep The Customer Satisfied", Paul Simon, and my own making.

As for the other comment,

Rhyming's not for you. Play Golf.
I'm not afraid for the Big Bad Wolf,
You, boy, are close to singing the blues
You battle with me and you'll probably lose
You're old guy, too old, and my stuff is news
I know, I should walk a mile in your shoes
But I have a temper and a really short fuse
I'm big bad and muscles and full of tatoos

I can rhyme all night without breaking sweat
Big Bad Wolf, have you had enough yet?
Don't embarrass yourself in this poetry thread
And go somewhere else on thejediacademy.net ;)

Ladies and gents, I'm done for today
Let's see what the Big Bad Wolf has to say!

Nov 19 2003 05:22pm

Battlin' Billy
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 Battlin' Billy

LOL!!! Nice one! Now I have to find the original song!
:)

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Nov 19 2003 04:44pm

Thomasooo
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 Thomasooo

Nice! :D
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Nov 19 2003 03:40pm

Jake Kainite
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 Jake Kainite

:() this insolence shall not stand!!! I'm the academy rhymer, I'll think up an uber retaliation :D
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Nov 19 2003 02:52pm

Vasper Ba'xian
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 Vasper Ba'xian

ROCK ON!!!!!!:cool:
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Nov 19 2003 02:37pm

Muad'dib
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 Muad'dib

*applauds* Bravo! :D
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